Hey, so, it's my birthday today (8th anniversary of my 21st! Woop!) and I noticed that all the posts I've done so far are a little snarky, so this one's for me. And for my fellow Aquarius and dream husband, Dean ;) hope you guys enjoy it too!


'Vegas week! Vegas week! Vegas week!'

'Man, I'm so excited. I love Vegas week. How about you Kev? We got you a fake ID, you can come drink with us, have a little gamble, have a good time.'

'Thanks. Yeah, I'm excited. Why's Dean so happy?'

'Because it's Vegas week!'

'We started doing it for his birthday. It started with a couple days of gambling and one or two strippers for him, and it's kinda grown into a week.'

'Oh, that's cool. happy birthday, Dean.'

'Uh-huh, buy me a drink or get me a stripper. That's all I want. Oh, and to not get a call from Sam again to go to his wedding.'

'I'm sorry I got drugged, I guess. Witches spell, Kev.'

'You two have the weirdest stories.'

'You know it! Oh, like one time, like the third year we did it-'

'Do we have to tell this story?'

'Do you not like being the drunk guy dancing in the Bellagio fountains in your tidy whities? You loved it at the time.'

'I heard about that. That was Sam?'

'Thanks, Dean.'

'Did you say someone else was coming?'

'Charlie. You'll like her, she's a nerd too.'

'You got Charlie to come? Didn't she have some-'

'Like, Comicon? Nope, I told her we were coming Vegas, she wanted to come too. She's going to be my wing-girl in the strip clubs.'

'I'm so not surprised.'

'So, Charlie is a nerd, but she gets on better with Dean?'

'Kev, I am so glad you're here.'

'Don't get any ideas though, Charlie's less woman than Sammy is.'

'Dean-'

'Not on Vegas week. Come on, Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!'