"Okay gods," Dante said "So who's next to for me to kill?"
The gods talked amongstthemselves, then came to the realization that their was nobody else to pose a challenge to Dante.
"So what happens now?" Dante asked
"Well, now you get a choice," Sephiroth said "You may either return home, or battle all of us and become a gaming god yourself,"
"So what happens if I become a god?" Dante asked
"Tons more fans," Snake said
"Will I get pizza and strawberry ice cream?" Dante asked
"Ya, whatever," Sephiroth said
"Well then lets get it on," Dante said ready to brawl.
With that the gods went into the arena
"Lets'a go!" Mario said putting on a metal cap. Thus transforming him into Metal Mario.
Mario charged at Dante. While Dante fired a hail of bullets at the plumber. Yet all they did was bounce of his now metallicbody. Mario jumped into the air and tried to give Dante a butt slam, luckily Dante got out of the way just in time.
Sadly Raiden then zapped Dante with his lighting powers, followed by a boomerang attack from Link, and bit of gunfire by Snake.
"Damn, again with electricity?" Dante said now in serious pain.
Mario then got out a few turtle shells, and a Ba-Bomb at Dante. He manged to dodge the shell, but the living bomb hit its mark. Followed by the shell ricocheting back at are favorite devil hunter.
"You'a gonnin down," Mario said
Just then Dante became his demon self. And using all his might, sliced Mario in half, metal body and all
"Mama mia," Mario said before dying.
"DUDE! YOU JUST KILLED MARIO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UPSET GAMERS WILL BE AT YOU NOW!" Link said
"Hey, this is a fight to the death isn't it?" Dante said with a smirk
Link seeing the king of the Nintendo games now gone, began to get really upset, and blindly charged at Dante, who simply countered by shooting him in the head.
Raiden then attacked Dante and knocked away his weapons. Dante then summoned Gilgamesh, along with the lighting guitar that summons bats to battle the Mortal Kombat fighter. Also for some unknown reason a mysterious voice said
"ROUND 1. FIGHT!"
Dante and Raiden fought in such a way that it would've put Lu Kang, and all the other Mortal Kombat fighters to shame. Blood and guts getting splattered everywhere.
In the end though Dante with his super strength and deadly weapons were more than a match for Raiden, and in the end he was K.O'd.
"FINISH HIM!" the mystery voice commanded
"Uh, okay," Dante said "How do want me to do it?"
"UH...YOU KNOW NOBODY EVER ASKED ME THAT," the voice said "I DO ENJOY WHEN PEOPLE RIP OUT THE LOSERS SPINE AND HEAD,"
Dante did so to Raiden
"Like this?" Dante asked
"YA THAT'S THE WAY," the voice said "DANTE WINS! FATALITY!"
Just then Dante noticed a piece of rubble moving around.
"Huh?" Dante thought as he went to investigate.
As he did he noticed it was made of cardboard, and he then kicked it to revel Snake was underneath. He was trying to sneak up on Dante and attack him. For some reason a huge "!" appeared once Snake had been found out, and Dante killed him.
"Very good," Sephiroth said clapping his hands "They were all strong fighters. But I am the strongest of all,"
Dante got Rebellion out "This be the million dollar jackpot then,"
Just then an epic sword fight the likes of only Devil May Cry and Final Fantasy combined could create. Dantes friends had to be careful not to get sliced up as they fought eachother.
In a mater of minutes, Dante and Sephiroth managed to destroy the entire coliseum with their sword fighting.
"Wow, you're good,"Sephiroth said panting
"Yeah...you two," Dante said winded as well
Just then the two got into their stances, they were about to do that thing where they charge at eachother, swing their swords, then stand all cool and stuff until one of them reveled that they got hit, and lost.
Which they did.
And in the end the managed to cut eachother. Dante sliced of a bunch of Sephiroth's super cool hair, and Sephiroth sliced Dantes coat in half.
"This is meaningless," Sephiroth said "We're evenly matched with swords,"
"Then try thes..." Dante had just gotten out his guns when Sephiroth did that fireball thing he dose in Kingdome Hearts
"Well what do you know? That Disney junk actually proved useful," Sephiroth said. Only to then have a bullet zip rast him and nick his cheek
"I'm...not...finished yet," Dante said faintly
"Yes you are," Sephiroth sad
Just then the Final Fantasy warrior...put his sword away
"Huh?" Dante said confused
"You've proven you're worth for being a god," Sephiroth said "You've even fought harder then Cloud dose, and it takes a lot for me to say that,"
Just then Sephiroth snapped his figures and the coliseum, and all the dead people were brought back to life (since a whole ton of gamers would be sad to find out that their favorite video game people died) and sent back to their own games.
And with that Dante became a gaming god, and got all the benefits the other gods did. Which included a ton more fans.
Then they sent Dante back to his own game where he would now be super loved by all gamers around the world.
"Jackpot," Dante said as he rested on his couch
"Ya Jackpot," New Dante said resting on it to
"Usually Original Dante would shove his less than great rebbot of, but he did help him become a god and all.
"Okay you can chill on the sofa," Original Dante said
"Mind if I puff?" New Dante said getting a cig out
"Don't push it," Original Dante said
And they all lived happily ever after
The end
