Day 5
Today was the day when the two new housemates were arriving but the others didn't know who they were yet.
"Wonder if one of them is a Cyberman" suggested Dr Ten with deep fear. The Master slapped him one. "You coward. Anyway, I hope it's a yeti that will eat you all muahahhahaha". Martha slaps him this time. "Shut up you constipated freak. They wouldn't let a yeti in for health and safety issues". The Master blew a rasberry and farted.
"Housemates. It's time to meet the first new housemate". They all gathered on the sofa and waited anxiously as the first surprise housmeate made their appearence.It was a Cyberman.
"Aha. I knew it would be a cyberman" yelled Dr Ten before running to hide in the bedroom.
"Bloody coward" muttered the Master "anyway, welcome to the Big brother house. I'm the Master and I believe that we will get on well together because we are both evil". The Cyberman looked at the Master in deep confusion.
"You're evil?" it asked then letting out a mechanical Laugh "You don't look evil. You look like a hawwain obsesed freak with wind" it chuckled. The Master didn't look too happy with the cyberman. "I hate you now" he said with a grin. The Cyberman was angry with the master and shot custard all over him.
"Has your weapon been consficated too?" asked Martha. The Cyberman nodded it's head."They said it was for health and safety issues". The Dalek rolled up to the Cyberman and said that it had it's weapon taken off it so he had to shoot silly string.
"Maybe we should put a differences aside and be friends" the Cyberman suggested."WHY WOULD I WNAT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?" the Dalek asked.
"Because the big brother alliance may destroy us if we fight and you don't want to be tied to a firework and let off" the Cyberman explained. The Dalek stood and thought for a moment then made it's mind up.
"OK JUST WHILE WE'RE IN THE BIG BRO-THER HOUSE". So the Dalek and the Cyberman became short time friends as the second new Housemate K-9 entered.
"K-9 my doggie woggie" Dr four said happily, Jumping off the sofa and patting the robot dog. "Hello master" K-9 replied. "Hello Robot-dog how do you know my name?" the Master asked waving stupidly.
"He was talking to me you Idiot" Dr Four said. The Master roared and made some coffee. All of a Sudden, Harry Hill came down from the ceiling like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible.
"Hello, is this Harry Hill's tv burps?" he asked. The Housemates shook their heads. "No mate this is Big Brother" said Mickey.
"oops, wrong show" and he went back up the ceiling again.
"It's my cup". The Master and the cyberman were fighting over a Spongebob squarepants cup.
"I saw first you worthless human" the Cyberman spat. "But I love Spongebob squarepants. I want to marry him and I love to drink from the spongbob squarepants cup" the Master spat.
"But I love Spongebob squarepants and want to Marry him" the Cyberman yelled. "You don't even know who Spongebob Squarepants is" the Master gritted as he tried to pull the cup away from the Cyberman.
"Yes I do. He's a sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea. I saw the Movie 100 times" the Cyberman shrieked. Annoyed with their bickering over a cup, Martha snatched the cup away from them and put it in a place they couldn't reach. "No, not my precious Spongebob squarepants cup" sobbed the Master.
"No. No Spongebob cup until you two stop arguing over it " said Martha sternly. The Master sulked and had to use a Hello Kitty cup for his Anti-constipation coffee.
