Episode 11: The Great Howeegee
NOVEMBER 19th, 2016
Wario, Waluigi, and Crazy Hand were making their way to the cafeteria, wanting to get some breakfast. The two brothers were slouching the whole way there, tired from the madness that happened yesterday in Koridai.
"Yawn... I wanna head back to bed after this," Wario stated, scratching his back.
"Me too, but I have to stay up because of some dumb matches that need the Assist Trophy characters and I hate it," Waluigi replied. The trio of weirdos continued their way to the cafeteria, walking by Master Hand's office, which had the door opened just enough for everything inside to be heard clearly through the hall.
"Oh, so you're a magician?" Master Hand said from within his office, unintentionally grabbing the wacky trio's attention.
~Sina And Dexio from Pokémon: X/ Y starts to play~
"Magician?" Crazy quietly said as the trio stayed by the door to eavesdrop on Master Hand, who was on the phone with a stranger.
"Hmm... The Great Houdini? I think I've heard of you. You're from that one dull, boring world, right?" Master Hand asked the stranger. The stranger replied with, from the trio's distance, was some impossible to make out gibberish that almost sounded like trumpet noises. "I see. I guess a magic show would be good for the Smashers. We have absolutely nothing going on tonight anyways, so I guess we'll see you then, Mr. Houdini!" As soon as Master Hand put the phone down, the trio of pals ran all the way to the cafeteria as quick as they could.
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~Sina And Dexio stops~
The cafeteria was nearly empty, for most of the Smasher's Palace's inhabitants had already had their breakfast. The only ones there were Falco, Lucario, Toad, and Chef Kawasaki, the former of which was stuffing himself full of loaves of bread covered with pepper.
"Falco, can you eat your food properly? No one wants to see you trying to swallow a whole loaf of bread in one gulp. It's disgusting," Lucario told the space pilot from a table away. Before Falco could argue with the Pokémon, the idiotic trio barged into the cafeteria and ran right up to the bird brain.
"FALCOAMAGICIANSCOMINGTONIGHT!" Crazy squealed with joy. Since Falco couldn't understand a single word the insane hand said, Falco spat out his loaf of bread, leaving the soggy abomination to lay on the table.
"Crazy, what the heck did you just say?" the bird inquired.
"I said that a magi-"
"Attention everyone: I'm proud to announce that a magician will be arriving tonight around seven to preform a free magic show at our very own auditorium! I hope to see you all there!" Master Hand's voice boomed over the intercom, interrupting Crazy Hand yet still informing Falco of what Crazy said in the first place.
"Woah! A magic show? That sounds neat!" Falco commented.
"Yeah! I wanna see some magic!" Crazy replied, spazzing out a bit.
~Dodo's Coming! from Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars starts to play~
"And you can, because Falco sure as heck can show you a magic trick right now," Lucario intervened. "He can show you how to make that DISGUSTING loaf of bread disappear by eating it already!"
"Geez, cool your jets, I'll take care of it!" Falco replied. He picked up the soggy loaf and shoved it right into his beak, quickly swallowing it whole. Despite Falco getting rid of the saliva-covered monstrosity, Lucario was still not pleased, which the four noticed.
"Why are ya still mad, loser?" Wario asked, tugging on his mustache.
"I'm mad because Falco only decided to quickly finish his food now instead of doing it when he could've done it before his disgusting table etiquette became annoying," the Pokémon answered, getting up from his seat.
"I was trying to savor the taste before I had to swallow!" Falco retorted.
"Waa, let's stop caring so much about this and get a move on," Waluigi suggested. Wario, Waluigi, and Falco started walking away from Lucario as the Pokémon and Crazy just sat there. Lucario then slid over to the giant hand with a big, nasty smirk on his face.
"Hey Crazy, you wanna see another magic trick?" the Pokémon whispered.
"Do I?! What're you gonna do?!" the hand asked with a joyful squeal.
"I'm going to make Falco fly through the air," Lucario stated before running about to Falco and kicking the pilot right in the ass, sending him flying across the room. The Wario Bros. let out a slight yelp before running after their friend as Lucario quietly chuckled to himself, proud of what he had done while walking back to the giant hand.
~Dodo's Coming! stops~
"... That was the absolute most deplorable magic trick ever, and you're the absolute most deplorable magician ever. Uncultured swine," Crazy Hand insulted, shocking the Aura Pokémon, his eyes bulging out from Crazy's surprising choice of words, especially the "uncultured swine" bit. Lucario remained frozen from the shock as Crazy floated after his pals.
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Most of the Smasher's Palace's inhabitants were gathered in the auditorium or were hanging around the concession area to get some food, all of them waiting for the magic show to begin. Peach and Zelda in particular were heading right into the auditorium, with Peach drinking from a bottle of Fresh Water that came straight from Hoenn.
"Why is everybody so excited about a magic show to begin with when a good chunk of people of creatures from most of our worlds can use magic anyways?" Zelda asked Peach.
"Probably because no one really uses they're magic to preform for people to begin with," Peach responded. "That, and probably because everyone's interested how magic works when done by someone from such a dull, lifeless, awful, pathetic, evi-"
"EVERYONE! THE MAGIC SHOW IS GOING TO BEGIN IN JUST A FEW MINUTES! PLEASE GET TO YOUR SEATS OR LEAVE AT ONCE!" Master Hand's voice boomed throughout the auditorium. Peach and Zelda ran down to the front seats as everyone else came in and sat down. The two princesses managed to get two of the front seats, sitting right in front of Malleo of all people, who somehow sneaked his way into the grounds without getting caught.
"This is gonna be great!" Malleo said to himself. As the auditorium got filled with more people, creatures, and nutjobs, the virtual YouTuber Ai Kizuna, sat down next to the distorted Mario.
~An Encounter from Pokémon: Sun/ Moon starts to play~
"Hey there, big guy! Mind if I sit next to you?" Ai asked Malleo.
"OK, but I have no idea who you are, and yet I find it strange that you're speaking English instead of Japanese, the language that, for some reason, I feel like is the only language you in particular are supposed to fully understand considering who you are," Malleo replied.
"Oh! Sorry about that! My name's Ai Kizuna!" the girl replied. "And about the whole language thing... I sure as heck can speak Japanese, but I don't use that one much anymore. Not sure why you think I was supposed to know only Japanese though. Maybe you've been thinking of an alternate universe version of me or something! But who cares about that, we're about to see a magic show!"
"Yeah! A cool magic show! Let's watch it together, new friend!"
"Yeah! Yay!"
~An Encounter stops~
"Hey, be quiet up there!" Ganondorf ordered from a few rows back, sitting right behind King Dedede. The Gerudo tried to look around the king's big head, having difficulty seeing the stage or even the loud duo that sat ahead as he began to very quietly complain about the rest of his predicament. "It's bad enough that I have to deal with a fat penguin blocking my view, I don't need dumb kids screeching like a bunch of animals too." While everyone else were picking a spot, "Houdini" took a small peek through the curtains, analyzing the crowd.
~Mansion (Dark Hallways) from Luigi's Mansion starts to play~
"Hmm... can't see those stupid brothers or their just as irritating friends," "Houdini" remarked, stepping away from the curtains. "They must be somewhere in that crowd... at the very least, that idiotic hand's gotta be somewhere in there." Little did "Houdini" know, Wario and Waluigi, as well as Falco, Crazy Hand, and Duck Hunt Dog, were backstage as well, looking for the "magician".
"As I was saying, a magician from a world none of our worlds are connected with well randomly wanting to preform a magic act is suspicious," Duck Hunt Dog said as the gang approached the last corner before they would encounter the "magician" himself, who just so happened to be deep enough within his thoughts that he couldn't hear the gang on wackos approaching.
~Mansion (Dark Hallways) stops~
"Oh well, even if they aren't in the crowd, I can still send some of these other lowlifes to uncharted territory where they'll die or just saw them up the old fashioned way... that ought to-" "Houdini" started before a sudden urge to sneeze flew up into his nose. "Haaaa... HAAAAA..."
"I think I hear that Houdini up ahead," Wario whispered to his pals. They picked up the pace and stopped right at the corner, peeking at the "magician" as his sneeze kept trying escape.
"HAAAAA... HAAAA-CHOO!" the "magician" sneezed, which accidentally caused his magical cover to be blown with a poof of pink magic. Once the poof soon faded, his true identity was revealed: it was none other than Weegee, but you already probably guessed that. The gang of five managed to keep themselves from gasping at the sudden shock as Weegee realized that his cover was blown. With a wave and a tap on his head from his magic wand, Weegee instantly managed to get his disguise back before waltzing out onto the stage. The crowd applauded as the gang took in what just happened.
"Wow... that Houdini guy accidentally used his own magic to transform himself into Weegee for a few seconds," Wario claimed, causing Duck Hunt to cringe.
"I feel sorry for him. Must've been the worst seconds in his entire life," Waluigi added.
"No! That "Houdini" is actually Weegee you guys! This whole "magician" nonsense was just a stunt so he could sneak his way into the grounds!" Duck Hunt informed the other four.
"That... was my second guess," Wario claimed.
"What're we gonna do?! Master Hand isn't going to believe this, especially not from us!" Crazy mentioned, spazzing and panicking a bit.
"He might believe it from me! I'll go look for him while you guys try to expose Weegee on stage or something!" the dog suggested before he ran back the way the gang came, heading for the auditorium's back entrance. The other four looked at each other, unsure of what to do about exposing Weegee to the public.
"What're we gonna do about it?" Falco wondered. The gang looked around the backstage, looking for something that could possibly help them out, until Waluigi spotted something and pointed at it.
"Waa! Let's use that thing!" the lanky plumber said, dragging the others's attention to the thing he was pointing at before they all ran towards it. Juts as they began running, the applause from the overly excited crowd finally ended.
"Took you all long enough to shut up..." Weegee whispered before shouting loud enough for the entire auditorium to hear. "Yes, it is I, The Great Houdini! Now, do you all want to see some magic?!" The crowd loudly spewed out a small variety of answers for the question.
"Yes please!"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
"Use your magic for my political agenda!"
"NO!" the ever weird SMG4, who just so happened to be sitting right behind Malleo and Ai, shouted. The two new friends turned around, looking right into SMG4's eyes with their own, anger-filled, eyes. After a few seconds of complete silence and SMG4 sweating intensely, the weirdo got up and ran out of the auditorium, crying like Peter Griffin. The silence in the large building continued once SMG4 left, with everyone shifting their attention back to the magician on stage.
~Come With Me 2 from Pokémon: Heart Gold/ Soul Silver starts to play~
"Oh... OK then! Let the magic begin!" Weegee exclaimed, ending the maddening silence. "For my first trick, I'm going to need a volunt-" Suddenly, an Infernape from the audience wooshed onto the stage, ready to serve as the volunteer for the first magic act. "Oh! I guess we have our first volunteer right here!"
"Infern!" Infernape happily shouted.
"Alright then Weegee, just do a simple magic trick, no malice with this one," Weegee thought before speaking aloud again. "Now then! For my first act, I shall create an illusion copy of this fine Infernape!" The crowd gasped in awe as Weegee stretched his arms out, just for you, while the inane quartet were ready to try to reveal "Houdini's" true identity.
"I'm about to drop it onto Weegee!" Wario told the other three as he held tightly onto a rope with a Sandbag tied to the one free end.
"Yeah, drop it like it's hot!" Crazy Hand replied, giving Wario a thumbs up.
~Come With Me 2 stops~
A drum roll began from out of nowhere as Weegee started waving the magic wand around, ready to preform the magic trick.
"Bibbidi... Bobbidi..."
"Now!" Waluigi ordered. Wario obeyed, letting go of the rope and letting the Sandbag with eyes fall. The Sandbag quickly crashed onto and even through the stage, interrupting Weegee's act.
... But instead of crushing Weegee as planned, the Sandbag crushed Infernape instead, resulting in a mass amount of gasps from the audience.
"I HATE ALL OF YOU!" the Sandbag screamed as soon as it finally stopped falling, landing with a loud thud.
"Uh... that plan failed," Falco muttered, peeking through the curtains.
"Are you going to be all right, Infernape?!" Weegee asked with a concerned tone in his voice that was as fake as the Super Smash Bros. Universe "leak", yet still was completely convincing to the crowd and Infernape.
"Infernape!" the Pokémon replied. He then used the move Dig to, well, dig through the dirt beneath the auditorium. Duck Hunt sighed, now standing next to Snake, who was sitting on the left edge of the seats.
"Look Snake, I need to know where Master Hand is, and pronto," the dog whispered.
"He told me that he had to go to his office for something before he could watch the show," the soldier replied.
"Alright, thanks." The dog ran out of the auditorium as fast as his four legs could carry him as Weegee kept staring at the hole.
"Well, I guess Infernape's going to dig his way out, so I guess for my first act, instead of creating illusions, I'll fix this nasty hole up instead!" the phony magician stated. Some of the audience members clapped as Weegee pulled an entire blanket that was big enough to cover the entire hole and then some from inside his fake shirt and laid it over the stage's cavity. Weegee then began to rapidly spin, blocking the audience's view of the covered-up hole. While he spun around, he intentionally dropped the magic wand onto the hole. Upon the wand's contact with the hole, the hole was magically fixed, trapping the Sandbag beneath the stage. Weegee then stopped spinning and grabbed both the blanket and the wand in one fell swoop, revealing that the hole had been fixed.
~Win & Dance DX from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Sage + Bowser's Minions starts to play~
"And presto! It is fixed!" Weegee exclaimed, stepping aside to let the crowd see his accomplishment. Some of the crowd roared with excitement as the other half stayed quiet, though all of them were interested for what was in store for them. Falco stopped peaking through the curtains and turned back to his three pals with a concerned look on his face.
~Win & Dance DX stops~
"Wait... didn't that Sandbag still crush somebody though?" Crazy asked. The insane hand soon got his answer, for Infernape decided to uppercut his way through the backstage's floor, smashing his fist right into Wario's chin, forcing a yelp out of the yellow dork and sending up into the air. Once Wario landed back down on the floor, Infernape ran for the backstage's back exit.
"Yeeeeeep," Falco replied as Wario got up on his own.
"Well... what else can we try?" Wario wondered.
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~Pause Menu from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon starts to play~
Master Hand was in his office, sitting at his desk and having a video chat with E. Gadd on his computer via Skype, AKA The One-Hundred Percent Inferior Option To Discord.
"So you can't explain this new discovery to me at all yet?" Master Hand asked.
"Not really. All I can say is that this discovery about our universe doesn't involve the Internet this time. It's something... bigger than that. Stranger than that. Even I don't entirely understand it yet. That said, I should be able to figure this all out soon enough. Hopefully sometime tomorrow," Elvin replied.
"I'm not sure how something can be stranger than a universe with distorted versions of some of us, but whatever you say Elvin. Hope to hear from you again soon."
"Same here. Ciao for now!"
~Pause Menu stops~
The chat then ended as Master Hand exited out of Skype before shutting his computer down. As soon as the computer was shut off, Duck Hunt barged right into the room, panting a bit.
"What?! Duck Hunt? What's the meaning of this?" the giant hand wondered.
"It's... it's the magicia-"
"Oh, right, the magic show! I nearly forgot about it! Thank you for reminding me!" Master Hand interrupted as he exited the room. The dog however was too tired to follow him out, forcing him to fall down onto his belly as he watched the sane hand slowly float his way down the hall.
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~Lollipop Land 1 (Candy Area) from Kirby: Triple Deluxe starts to play~
"Alright! For my next act, I'm going to need some assistance once again!" Weegee exclaimed. "This time, I'm going to need TWO volunteers!"
"OOOOH! Two volunteers! Let's go up there, Ai!" Malleo squealed.
"Yeah! Let's get in on the magic!" Ai replied, the two jumping out of their seats and making a run for the stage. Weegee spotted them as they made their way into the lane stuck between the hordes of seats and groaned.
"Ugh... whatever. One more actual magic trick before the revenge can begin is fine. Besides, Malleo deserves a little bit of the spotlight..." Weegee thought as the two made it onto the stage. Once Malleo made it onto the stage, commotion began to break out among the crowd.
"Doesn't that weird looking Mario on stage look kinda like that Weegee guy?" Chrom whispered into Corrin's ear.
"I don't know, but he's so adorable. I want to adopt him and take him back home with me," Corrin replied, getting a weird look from Chrom who couldn't just accept the simple fact that Malleo was indeed very adorable.
~Lollipop Land 1 (Candy Area) stops~
"Now that we have our two volunteers, I shall preform my next trick! I shall magically place Ma-erm, this young man's glove on this lovely lady's hand!" Weegee said to the oblivious crowd before pulling out a handkerchief from his fake shirt. Once Malleo and Ai reached their right hands out, Weegee placed the handkerchief onto both of them. "Now, before I do my magic, I'm going to need you two to close your eyes."
"Okie dokie!" Malleo happily replied. Ai simply closed her eyes as Malleo zipped his shut with zippers that seemingly came out of nowhere. After the two of them shut the "windows to their souls", Weegee reached his left hand out over their hands and started waving it around a bit as he held his magic wand behind his back. As Weegee was readying his magic, Wario and Waluigi spied on him from behind the curtains.
"That does it! I'm just going to have to out there and expose that meme with brute force!" Wario said.
"Wario, we really should come up with a smarter plan than that," Falco replied.
"I thought we were the ones who weren't supposed to come up with smarter plans," Crazy stated. Falco was about to argue, lifting his hand up, but suddenly realized that Crazy was right and put his hand down.
"Alright, here I go!" Wario said. Just as Weegee was about to unleash his magic via his magic wand, Wario bolted through the curtains and tackled Weegee, Malleo, and Ai. The wand landed right on Malleo's hand, causing the magic to take effect.
"OW! War-er, I mean, what was the meaning of that, chubby idiot?!" Weegee shouted as the three tried to squirm underneath Wario.
"You know what the meaning of it is!" Wario shouted back.
"Hey, can we take this handkerchief off now?" Malleo asked.
"Once this dolt gets off of mEEEEEEEEEEE!" Weegee replied as Wario picked him up and lifted him over the yellow weirdo's head. Malleo then tossed the handkerchief to the side, revealing that the trick had worked... and it even revealed his astonishingly wrinkly hand, covered his scrapes and a tattoo of his grand dad, Fortran.
"Now I wish the trick didn't work," Lucario groaned, disgusted by the hand.
~Boss - Egg Dragoon from Sonic Generations starts to play~
Suddenly, the magic started taking full effect on Malleo's hand, causing it to grow in size. Those on stage, behind the curtains, and in the audience gasped as it continued to grow. It stopped as soon as it was Master Hand and Crazy Hand's size before the tips of Malleo's index, middle, and ring finger started mutating. The index and ring finger mutated into the two brainless heads of a Hydreigon while the middle finger's tip transformed into the main head. The tattoo of Fortran even shifted onto Malleo's palm, with "Fortran's" eyes glowing red.
"BAN. ALL. MASHUPS," the now evil Fortran tattoo demanded. Some of the audience, such as Luigi and Villager, ran out of the auditorium as others, like Lucario and Meta Knight, leaped onto the stage, ready to combat the abomination. Ai, despite screaming, pulled out a rocket launcher to fight the hand of pure evil.
"I'm sorry Malleo, but an AI's gotta do what an AI's gotta do!" she cried out.
"It's OK, I understand. The beast must be put down after all," Malleo replied, a tear falling down from his eye. Ai began to cry as she aimed the rocket launcher right at the center "Hydreigon" head...
~Boss - Egg Dragoon stops~
... but that's when the mutated hand suddenly started morphing back into its original state. The finger tips transformed to their normal form, the tattoo moved back to the, well, back of Malleo's hand, and the hand itself shrunk back down. The screaming audience stopped their screaming, those on stage threw their weapons to the side, Kawasaki started complain about how the chaos and destruction ended before it could even begin, and some of those that fled the scene walked back in.
"Yay! I don't have to kill Malleo's hand after all!" Ai cheered, hugging her new friend. While everyone else calmed down, Lucario turned around to face Wario, staring into the yellow plumber's face with an angry look.
"Nice job, you imbecile! Your interference turned my harmless magic trick into a spell that nearly got us all killed!" Weegee said.
"Yeah, you stupid maniac! We're lucky that spell didn't last long!" Lucario added.
"Quit yelling at me, fleabag! That chaotic spell was probab-"
Having had enough of Wario, Lucario used the move Extreme Speed to snag Weegee out of Wario's grasp, place the disguise meme's feet back onto the stage, and kick Wario all the way back into the backstage in the blink of an eye. Wario crashed into a barrel seconds after being launched, nearly knocking Waluigi down. With Wario out of the way, Lucario wiped the dust off of his hands with a smirk on his face.
"Thank you for making that brute unhand me, Mr. Lucario! You sure are a fine gent!" Weegee lied to the Pokémon.
"No need to thank me. I mean, it is the right thing to send a maniac like him flying for his idiotic actions," Lucario replied with a chuckle. While the two kept talking, Meta Knight sneaked behind the curtains, finding the four dunces.
"Wario, you either were doing something really dumb, or you know something about Houdini that the rest of us don't know. Which one is it?" the tiny knight asked.
"We know the truth about Houdini! That guy's just Weegee under a magical disguise!" Crazy answered. Meta Knight thought about Crazy's claim, rubbing his head before coming up with a response.
"Well... that does actually sound believable. I'm not sure where Weegee could've possibly gotten such grand magic from, but that doesn't matter right now. What does matter is that we spread the truth before someone gets hurt," Meta Knight replied.
"Now then!" Weegee exclaimed to the crowd. "With that psycho out of the way, we can move onto the next act! I'll need another volunteer, and this time, I'll need them to sit inside this large box so I can cut them in half with no pain at all before putting them back together again!" This time, the crowd only responded with minor commotion, mostly due to the uncertainty of just how safe "Houdini's" magic tricks really were. After a few moments of nothing but the commotion, Weegee decided to speak up once again. "Well, if no one's going to come up here by themselves, I guess I will choose the volunteer!"
"Eeek!" Bowser Jr., who was sitting in his Junior Clown Car while sitting between Lucina and Bowser himself, shrieked, not wanting to head up onto the stage. That's when he decided to use the Clown Car to chuck Lucina right onto the stage, causing her to land face-first in front of Weegee. Once the princess from Ylisse landed, Bowser turned his head towards his evil little son and gave him a grin plus a thumbs up.
"Finally, someone to unleash my revenge upon," Weegee thought as Lucina got onto her feet. "Well then! I guess I don't have to pick after all!"
"No! Weegee's going to slice and dice Lucina into pieces!" Crazy said, stating the obvious... or not so obvious. Maybe, maybe not. Either way, Lucina began to crawl into the box as Weegee got his saw ready.
"Quick! We've got to do something!" Meta Knight exclaimed just loud enough for Weegee to hear as Lucina crawled into the box. In response, Weegee silently pulled out a magic wand built like a boomerang and chucked it towards the backstage, the action going completely unnoticed by the crowd and Lucina. After flying right through the curtains, the boomerang wand smacked Meta Knight right on his mask before zipping right back into Weegee's grasp. Meta Knight tried to continue speaking, but all he could make were muffled noises.
"Waa! That stupid meme used magic to shut Meta Knight up!" Waluigi said, definitely stating the obvious.
"Now what're we gonna do?!" Crazy panicked. Suddenly, after remembering just what caused Weegee to accidentally reveal his secret to him and his pals in the first place.
"Wait! If all it took was a sneeze to force Weegee's cover to be blown, then all we have to do is make him sneeze again!" Wario claimed. "Falco, do you still have some pepper from breakfast?"
"Sure do!" the space bird replied, whipping out two leftover pepper shakers.
~Your First Battle from Miitopia starts to play~
Wario then snagged the two shakers and took the caps off of the shakers with his mouth. Once they were off, Wario ran through the curtains again while shaking the shakers wildly, causing most of the pepper to fly out as he passed by Weegee. A lot of the spice went up Weegee's nose, irritating the nose. As the irritation became more and more unbearable, Master Hand and Duck Hunt Dog entered the auditorium and saw just what was going on.
"Ah... HAA... ACHOOOO!" Weegee sneezed, forcing him to drop the magic wand he had in his hand as his disguise malfunctioned again, causing the entire audience to gasp. Before Weegee could do anything else, Meta Knight swiped the wand that was on the ground and gave it a little wave before smacking it on his mask to regain his voice.
~Your First Battle stops as Boss Battle 2 from the same game starts~
"It's over, Weegee!" Meta Knight claimed, aiming the magic wand he picked up at the evil meme. "Your plan ends here!"
"Darn it, Weegee! Why do you have to be such a meanie?!" Malleo complained.
"I don't get what's going on," Ai muttered.
"You really think it's over, you dumbass knight?! I brought more than one wand, you know!" Weegee shouted back at Meta Knight as he pulled out another magic wand.
"Hmph!" Meta Knight grunted before firing a magical beam at the meme, who responded with the same tactic. In the blink of an eye, the two beams collided, trying to overcome the other and keep moving, but failing to.
~Boss Battle 2 stops~
After a few seconds, the beams quickly formed a portal to another dimension. Weegee and Meta Knight stopped their attacks to avoid making things any worse as the portal grew slightly bigger. Upon the end of the portal's growth, four humans stepped out of it: Sayori, Yuri, Natsuki, and Monika.
"Oh great. Someone's been messing with something they can't control. AGAIN," Sans complained as the four girls analyzed their surroundings.
"Nice going, stupid knight. That portal you caused could've killed us all!" Weegee groaned. However, Wario tackled the meme from behind, with Meta Knight, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy Hand, Lucario, Duck Hunt Dog, Toad, and even Lucina, who had broke her arms and legs through the box and walked around while wearing it, also tackling Weegee afterwards.
Two Minutes Later...
~Goodnight from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time/ Darkness starts to play~
The stars of the night twinkled brightly over the woodland near the Smash Grounds. A Snorlax was sleeping blissfully as the only noise that filled the forest air was a light breeze and some occasional chirps from some Hoothoot and Noctowl. Even a certain little Vulpix was sleeping quietly on his belly.
~Goodnight stops~
... But of course, all that peace anyone would strive for vanished as soon as some screaming plagued the forest's air. Even though neither Snorlax nor Vulpix woke up from the screaming, they both awoke at the loud crash that followed. Vulpix jumped off and ran away while Snorlax merely brought his head up and found that Weegee had crashed head-first into the ground right in front of him.
"This maniac? Again?! This is the second time he's disturbed me in my sleep... I think. Whatever! If he wakes me up one more time, I swear to Arceus..." Snorlax complained within his head before Malleo drove up in his "Swag" Mobile before parking, getting out, tossing his unconscious brother into the back seats, getting back in, and driving away.
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Master Hand, Metal Mario, and Metal Luigi were busy cleaning the remaining damages to the stage as Wario, Waluigi, Falco, Crazy Hand, Duck Hunt Dog, and Meta Knight were hanging around the concession area, chatting the time away.
"I still wanna know where Weegee got all those magic wands from," Duck Hunt Dog muttered. Just then, Meta Knight remembered something about the real Houdini, but wanted a source to confirm that something.
"Waluigi, you wouldn't have that "Book Of Legit Facts" on you right now, would you?" the knight from Dream Land asked.
"Waa, sure do," Waluigi replied, handing Meta Knight the book. The knight opened the book and started skimming through it to find out the truth.
"Let's see here... Shulk's Monado cannot predict the future anywhere near as well in the Smash World, GengarFan3 is a lazy and useless waste of space, Tharja has a crush on both Robin and Walui- ah, here it is! Houdini... died back on October 31, 1926."
The six then just stared into space, realizing that Weegee had disguised himself as a dead person... while Tharja stood right behind Waluigi, staring at his ass.
