WHOOOOO after this one only 90 more to go.
Falls over
That's a lot :S 3 Chapters a day, mean 30 in ten days and 90 in 30 days. That's a whole month. And I'm probably going to skip days and.
I talk too much.
Don't own, don't want (That was a lie)
Dear Umaga,
Please go to the Game Inc. Store for me and buy Pokemon Wood for the Gamecube.
Please don't sing any Mot?head songs when you're there.
Please do pay 20 bucks and stay away from the security guards.
Please tell Glen to pick up Resident Evil when he's in my neighbourhood.
Please tell Vince I can not come to Smackdown next week because I have a sore throat.
Please tell Rey Mysterio I found his mask in Kane's closet.
Please don't tell Adam I have his teddybear.
Please make sure to bring me Pokemon before tomorrow.
Please tell Shawn to come by and bring me Chickensoup.
Please don't eat the chickensoup yourself.
Please tell Mark I do not have his hat, even though Glen told him that.
Please tell everyone else they should stop stealing things from eachother and bring it to me to hide in bedroom.
Please do these things, and I'll give you MVP's M&M's, that were stolen from Adam when they tried to speak German.
Please don't forget anything.
I love you loadszzzzzzzzzz,
Paul, the Game, the King of Kings, the one with a sledgehammer1!! (Yes that isz a threat!)
Umaga clicked on 'Reply'.
Dear Paul.
I no likey M&M's, no likey hammers, no likey Kane and no likey chickensoup.
Will go to store to buy game. Game for Umaga, and game for Kozlov. No game for Game, because Game nag loadszzzzzz.
Will come pick up teddybear, Umaga likey teddybear loadszzzzzzz. Will come for Taker hat too, Umga likey hatszzzzzz. Will tell Vince Game is sick. Game is sick because Game no Chickensoup, and Umaga no bringing chickensoup and game to Game.
Game stop e-mailing Umaga now, Umaga no likey Game. Umaga never did, Umaga never will.
Umaga will tell Vickie Game is dumb, Umaga ask Vickie to send Game to Raw forever, so Game can have fun with Kane. Umaga no likey Kane. No not at all, Umaga no likey Kane's pants. Umaga ask if Raw sends Batista back to SD! Because Batista nice. Umaga Likey Dave loadszzzzzz.
Bye Game, no love you bakk, so STFU PLEASE YA!
Umaga.
Umaga sent the e-mail to Triple H and clicked on 'New'.
Dear Apple,
I would like to ask you if you want to come with me to the mall. We can buy toiletpaper and teepee the hotel Paul is in right now.
He's sent me two e-mails today containing a lot of tasks he wants me to do, and I have to show him you can not boss me around.
I will be waiting for you.
Later,
Umagaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The Samoan Man from Brasil.
Only four minutes later Umaga received an e-mail back from Carlito.
Dear Umaga.
Be right there, after I finish the painting I'm making from these apples.
Will bring apples with me for you too, they are so red, you have to see them.
LATER ALLIGATOR!
CArLiTOOOO AppLe.
P.s. You're not from Brasil.
