Chapter 11
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Rin POV
"Hahahahha.. Got you! It's your turn, dear! !"
I saw a woman wearing a white summer dress with a man who was wearing a matching casual outfit. They look like they are playing.
"Come here and catch us!"
Both of them looks somehow..l don't know.. familiar?.. But I couldn't quite recognize them.
"Come dear! You can do it! Come here with us!"
Are they talking to me? If they are, why did they call me dear? I don't even know them! . . .
Suddenly, a young girl, came running to them. Both the woman and the man started to slowly run.
Oooohhh.. They're talking to the girl.
"Hahahahaha..."
They look like they're having so much fun. Why can't I be like that little girl? With someone caring for me? But no. I am just all alone, by myself. I'm useless. No one cares for me.
Suddenly all of them was gone. All I saw was darkness. I tried blinking. I saw a... hospital bed? No.. Impossible. I'm not in the hospital right now.. I'm...
I opened my eyes.
My head hurts.. Ugh.. Where am I..?
My head cleared a bit and I realize that I'm at the school medical centre.
. . . How am I here? What happened? Who brought me here?
Slowly, I recalled some of the incidents that happened yesterday.
So.. I tried to suicide.. Then when I want to fall down, something stopped me.. .its.. Oh. That horsetail hair. Then... I shouted at him, and..
What did he say.. Umm.. Let me think..
.
He said ...
"I don't care for you, so you just better live..?"
That doesn't sound right.
~Flashback~
"I CARE, RIN! I CARE FOR YOU! AT LEAST PLEASE DON'T DIE! FOR ME!"
~end of Flashback~
. .
He obviously didn't mean it. Right?
I looked around.
I-is that.. Bananas?!
I saw a pile of bananas on the table beside the bed I'm resting on.
Who in their right mind will bring bananas for ME? And why BANANAS? I have a slight suspicion it's that creepy annoying stupid horsetail haired transgen..
.
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HOW DID THAT PILE OF BANANAS MOVE?! OH F***ING CRAP! . . wait.. That's not bananas.. that's a . .
HEAD? Who's head is that?
I slowly got up and walked towards the door so I can see who is that.
It is..
.
.
The creepy annoying stupid horsetail haired transgen.
He's here? Why is he here? Is he sleeping? How could he be sleeping? More so, IN MY MEDICAL ROOM!
(Crypton Academy is a famous school, and very rich. Every student has their own medical room. It's all located in a building that is called 'Medical Building') HOW DARE YOU STUPID THING! and YES, he's a THING.
"hey." I said
"Hey." I said while shaking his body.
". . "
"HEY WAKE UP YOU STUPID SLEEPING THING OR ILL TAKE ALL YOUR BANANA SUPPLY, STEAL IT, AND SQUASH IT IN FRONT OF YOUR IDIOTIC FACE! NOW WAKE UP, TRANSGEN!" I shook his sleeping body like its the last thing I could do.
". . YEAH! IM AWAKE! DON'T TAKE MY BANANAS!" He jolt up, awake.
". . . OH. You're awake. I should call the person in charge so that you could go home already." He walked away.
...That's weird...
~Time skip after Len told the person in charge~
"Okay. You can go home now."... Seriously? Does he even need to say that?
"Obviously... If I can't go home now, THAT you should tell me. " stupid gay...
"Anyway, I'll walk you home." Okay.. Lets just freaking go-WHAT DID YOU JUST F ING SAY?!
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
"Wait! I have a reason. A valid one. An important one."
... Oh really? I raised up my eyebrow.
"Umm.. Well, you know, in case of emergencies.. Since its partially my fault, why you .. fainted, and I don't want to be guilty, so I'm responsible. If you like, fainted again in the middle of your way home, I would be the one at fault!" Oh my God! He just said something that makes sense! Praise The Lord!
I started walking. He also walked, but I made sure there is a 1m distance between us.
".. Did you just say something that makes sense, or is something wrong with my ears? And another thing, then it's a good thing. If I faint on my way home, I will fall down and either break my skull, or get hit my a car." I can't believe it. The stupid idiot could say that? The possibility is like, 0.000000001 over 1000000000.
" Of course, I just said something that makes sense. If I don't, then that isn't me. After all, I am 'The Kagamine Len', the 'genius evil mastermind'. Another thing, didn't I tell you that you shouldn't die.." . . I. M. P. O. S. S. I. B. L. E...
"Tsk! More like STUPID ANNOYING IDIOT HORSETAIL HAIRED TRANSGEN! That sounds more like you." So what if you think I shouldn't die. .
We then walked in silence.
"... Umm.. Can I ask you a question?" What? Did I hear that that idiot horsetail haired gay wants to ask a question?
"Hm?" I raised my eyebrows.
".. So first question, do you or do you not, do suicide attempts at your house? Why?"
"What is this, a game show?"
"Just answer the questions."
"FINE. Well, no I don't, but not because I don't want to. I'm kept under surveillance.. They think I might suicide any 's why they are kind of wary when they sent me here.."
"Okay.. Next question! Umm.."
"Let me ask you something too. Why are you an idiot?"
"Rin.. Seriously.. I really need to ask you.." .. Oooohhh.. He's serious.. I just knew.. AS IF.
"Fine, fine. What do you wanna ask? Just get this over with.."
"Okay.. Why do you want to suicide? I mean, what reason do you have.." . . . .
".. I don't want to talk about it.."
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I mean, I didn't know the subject would be touchy on you..."
"... No fair!"
"Huh?"
"I should've gotten the chance to ask you some questions too!"
".. okay.."
"So first question, what happened after I fainted."
"I carried you to your medical room and informed the person in charge. I also took down all the notes that you missed, and then.. I stayed in your medical room until you woke up."
"...so that's how you slept.."
"My question. What fruit do you like best?"
"Isnt that irrelevant?"
"Just answer it."
"Hmm...I don't know.. Nothing seems to interest me yet.. You?"
"Bananas. How do you describe me?"
"Hmm.. Idiotic, narcissistic, stupid, annoying, creepy, a transgen, has horsetail as a hair, bothering, ugly, and a shemale. Oh wait. A shemale is a transgen."
"..."
"Why do you like bananas?"
"BECAUSE THEY'RE THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE."
"You know that that's being biased, right?"
"Yeah, yeah.. What object do you like best?"
"..roadrollers... "
"Umm.."
"What?"
"What is roadrollers?"
"Hey! I thought it was my turn!"
"You spent it on 'what'".. NOW he's being a smartass..
". . . anyway, roadrollers are bulldozers. I just like to call them that."
"Ooooohhhh..."
"Why do you keep bothering me?"
"Because I just like too."
... thats weird, and creepy.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS BRAIN?!
"What do you like to do? I mean, like a hobby?"
"Why should I tell you?"
"I'll tell you mine too!"
". . fine. Im going to be dead anyway. Don't you dare tell anyone. Im only telling you because I'll know yours too.."
"Just say it already!"
WHAT IN FUDGES NAME IS HE DOING?! He is doing this creepy face (I think its supposed to be a cute begging face). I just looked at him with disgust.
"ugh.. YEAH ILL SAY IT SO STOP THAT DISGUSTING FACE ALREADY. I like. . Singing."
"NO WAY! Don't tell anyone too, but I also like singing!" WHAT. THE. HELL.
"... well, I also like crushing people with my road roller. I'm quite sure you dont do that, right?"
"yeah, I dont. I dont—DID YOU SAY CRUSH?!"
Can he be more idiotic than this?
"I just did, you stupid blockhead.."
"CRUSH PEOPLE?! DONT PEOPLE DIE?! I MEAN YOU COULD GET SUED, AND THEN YOULL GET IN PRISON, AND THEN IT MEANS YOU DID MURDER, AND..."
Yup. It's proven his stupidity can be more than that..
"They dont exactly die.. I tried crushing our class teacher once.."
"KAITO-SENSEI?!"
"well, I didnt know him then, so I rolled him over. He ended up in the hospital for more than 2 months.. but he didnt die."
AT LEAST he didnt die, right? If he did, I would be in much more trouble than 'that' time..
"..."
Okay. Now how did I end up telling my experience to him again?
"Oh yeah, Rin. I forgot to ask you before, but where is your house?"
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WHY DIDNT YOU ASK ME SINCE JUST NOW YOU STUPID BAKA! Wait, I wasnt even thinking of giving him my address, did I?
"WHY DIDNT YOU ASK ME BEFORE?! NOW WHERE ARE WE..."
"I would like to answer that question, with a 'nowhere'. We're in the middle of nowhere. Or in other words, we're—"
"LOST. And its all your fault."
THAT BAKA! I- UGH! I FEEL LIKE PULLING ALL HIS HAIR ONE BY ONE!
"umm.."
I looked around, and this is all the important things I saw:
A couple of restaurants and cafes. A lot of cars. Bicycle parking places. A cat.
Why a cat you ask? Because there is a yellow splotch in its fur. Its just weird.
"baka, lets just go in that cafe first. The one with the colour redish pink."
We went inside, and was greeted by this girl, who has maroon red hair. It looks cute, somehow.
"Is your hair drills?" the idiot asked to the girl. I can see the girl getting kind of irritated.
"Welcome to our cafe. What would you like to order?"
Let me answer her properly.
"umm.. I—"
"I personally, recommend the french toast. Or probably the chefs favourite sandwich. Or the baguette. Or maybe the garlic bread. THEY ALL TASTE SOO GOOD."
"umm.. We're only going to order 2 cups of green tea.."
"..Oh. Im sorry. Well, please wait for your order."
Then the girl left.
"so now what are we going to do?"
"What do you think?"
Silence.
"We'll just stay here, until we can figure out how to go back, since we're at Idontknow street, near Idontcare street, and I dont know where that even is."
"... okay.."
"Its all your fault anyway.. If you did ask me at school, we wouldnt be lost."
"Im sorry, okay? Im also suffering here."
Normal POV
So the 2 students sat there, and waited for their beverages, not noticing that there is someone watching them...
Unknown? POV
Kikikikikiki.. this is for not showing up last time (last chapter)... They are actually lost... kikikikikikikiki.. Lets just see what will happen.. especially because there is someone in there who... lets not reveal it, shall we? Kikikikikikikikikiki.. This will indeed be fun..
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