Office Memo Eleven
Stephanie sighed and spun in her computer chair, she was so board she could stab herself in the ear for the sheer entertainment factor, ok well maybe not her ear but something drastic anyway.
When Ranger and Tank had been selling her on the points of joining the Rangeman team like benefits, good salary, Exciting job opportunities etc; they had failed to mention the mind numbing – rather rip your fingernails out one by one -boredom of having to type up reports after doing a job.
Seriously for mysterious black op-secret in the night-don't blink or I'll kill you security they seemed to need a report for everything from taking the SUV down to the car detailer to get the blood out of the boot to the blow-by-blow on the surveillance she'd sat for four hours yesterday.
Suddenly she stopped spinning and eyed her computer screen with a half nauseas, half speculative look in her eyes, there was no rule saying that she couldn't make the reports more interesting and Tank was usually very precise in what she could and couldn't do. So with a smile she pulled her chair up to her desk and deleted the little she had already typed and began again.
Tank shoved the pile of reports at Ranger
"Look at these man" he said sounding a little strung out, Ranger gave them a quick read through and chuckled
"Well she's certainly inventive you've got to give her that"
"Sure it was cute the first couple of times but now the rest have started doing it and it wont be long before the other offices find out then I'll be reading hundreds like them every week, man there's only so much of them I can take." He said sounding a little desperate.
"Then take care of it man I have complete confidence in you said Ranger slapping him on the back and walking off still reading the reports and laughing under her breath.
RANGEMAN OFFICE TRENTON AREA – INTERNAL MEMO
When writing Job and task reports please stick to proper office format they are not to contain any of the following...
In a galaxy far far away
Once upon a time
Four score and seven years ago
Her heavy breathing caused her breasts to quiver in their too tight bodice tempting him to rip it open and taste her hidden delights.
And then I was joined by the Ninja Turtles
Advarst me hearties
It was a dark and stormy night
The masked highwayman lay in wait for our intrepid heroin
Use the force, Use the force
Ranger I am your father...
Office Manager Pierre
