WHAZZUP!

First, Thanks to the guy who commented like 4 times!

Second, Thanks to the guy who posted a smiley face!

Third, THANKS EVERYONE!

(Except to the whiny kid who complained about Annabeth being a girl. Seriously, if you don't like the story, why r u reading it?)

And now, the story =)

(SORRY FOR DA SUPER LATE UPDATE)

DISCLAIMER:

I am not a guy and I don't own anything

Jason P.O.V

Clarisse made a fist. "What are you doing?"

PLEASE, ZEUS! PUT A REALLY SMART EXCUSE IN MY HEAD!

"Um... I'm here because..." I ran for it. "MOMMY!"

Unfortunately, Clarisse's big arms caught me in time. "You're gonna get killed today, punk. Drop the barbies."

I did.

"Turn around."

I did.

"Clean up this mess."

I didn't. I grabbed the barbies, ran out, and flew to the roof of the big house. (I have awesome flying powers!)

I spotted Piper smiling at me (They are not together yet) and she called everyone in Percy's cabin.

"Chiron!" I looked down and waved at him. "I have an announcement!"

Chiron smiled like he knew what this was about, and called everyone.

I noticed Travis and Conner trying hard not to laugh.

I started. "Um..." I waved the barbies. "I LOVE BARBIES! YEAH!"

I kissed the disgusting dolls that had half of they're heads broken off.

Eww...

"That's it." I said, and flew back to Percy's cabin.

I glanced at Travis, Nico, and Conner, and they were ROFL.

The rest of the campers were cracking u also, but Clarisse was the only serious one.

Great.

She spit in my face, punched me in the stomach, took the dolls, and walked out.

Not only is my nickname gonna be "Barbie Boy" for the next few weeks, but I'm also getting an extra beat up from Clarisse everyday. Lucky me.

Then Annabeth and Percy walked in, hand in hand. At least someones happy.

"Alright," Percy said. "Lets play."

Nico P.O.V

DAAAAMN. I can't stop laughing.

Until Jason said "Truth or dare, Nico." That's when I stopped laughing.

"Dare, Barbie Boy."

Jason thought for a moment. "I dare you to take the pants off... CLARISSE."

CLARISSE. Out of all the campers.

I made my best death-boy-is-sad face. "Do I have to?"

Piper smiled. "Yes."

"Aw..." I got up, and everyone hid behind the bushes to make sure I do the dare.

I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS.

WHO WANTS TO SEE WHAT CLARISSE'S UNDERPANTS LOOKS LIKE?