Tamaki: (finally out of his loin cloth and in his Ouran uniform) The Ouran host club welcomes you to chapter 11!

Hunny: Has anyone seen the rest of Kadi-chan's birthday cake?

Twins: It's probably with Akkadia Hunny-senpai where else would it be?

Haruhi: That's right Akkadia has her birthday a few days ago didn't she.

Akkadia: (in her freezer eating her leftover birthday cake) DON'T REMIND ME PLEASE. Oh I don't own these guys. The idea however is mine!

Mori: On with the fic.

Chapter 11: You've got to be kidding!

"You have got to be kidding!" Hikaru and Kaoru both said at the same time. That was of course after the two of them had spat their coffee out drenching Mori.

Kyoya pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose with a very creepy smile on his face. "Oh trust me you two I'm quite serious. You're little 'love' display was only beginning. Since Kaoru was absent for those days you two need to make up for the time you lost. And besides that this is Renge's idea not mine."

At that moment the floor split open and laughter all the host club members would never get used to echoed in the third music room. " I saw the reaction of the other ladies when the two of you had that faint-worthy display of affection. We need more of that that attraction!" Renge had started and there was no stopping her.

"Well why does it have to be us?" Hikaru asked. "Wouldn't it be better of Haruhi and Milord did it?"

Haruhi glared at the twins with a look that could even scare Nekozawa. "There's no way I'm dressing up and pretending to marry Tamaki-senpai."

Tamaki's ears perked at this and he turned around. "But why not Haruhi? I'm sure everyone would love to see you in a beautiful white wedding dress."

Haruhi switched her glare from the twins to the host club king. "Tamaki-senpai, if you try to put me in a wedding dress, I'll do severe harm to the reason you're addressed as 'king'. And if I don't my father no doubt will; my real father."

Tamaki scurried back with wide eyes filled with fear. He knew his 'daughter' was serious. He turned to the twins. "Now you two be good and listen to 'mommy' and auntie Renge and I'm sure we'll get along fine." He clutched his teddy bear, which seemed to come out of nowhere.

Haruhi's glare turned into a look of determination. "Hold on Tamaki-senpai. You consider yourself 'daddy' and you call Kyoya-senpai 'mommy' am I right?"

Tamaki looked at Haruhi confused. "Yeah so?"

Haruhi could feel the laughter in her stomach bubbling up but she held it down long enough to say. "Then you two would be the best canditates for the 'wedding couple!'" That did it the youngest host fell to her knees in a fit of laughter. She didn't even stop when Kyoya shot her one of his famous 'I'm the shadow king and vp of this host club fear me' glares. It only made her laugh harder.

"You know Haru-chan is right Tama-chan." Hunny said after thinking it over.

"Which means you dug yourself a pretty deep hole boss." The twins said in unison.

Tamaki stood up now in full out 'business mode-or at least as close to business mode the spazz king could get. "That suggestion is entirely out of the question. The decision was already made by Kyoya and I. The twins will be posting for the Ouran hostclub wedding album!"

"Wait a minute! Kaoru and I never agreed to do this!" Hikaru yelled standing up so fast he knocked his chair over.

Kaoru without thinking took a hold of his twins arm. "But Hikaru it may not be a bad idea. Besides it's just for fun."

Hikaru turned to look at his twin in disbelief. "You mean to tell me you wouldn't care if these guys dressed you up in a white dress and me in a tux and took pictures?"

"Of course not Hikaru. I would be wearing a tux as well, just a different color." Kaoru said not caring the fact he would be blushing. "If our little 'kiss' made the girls go nuts just imagine what a picture book of us 'getting married' would do!"

Hikaru sat back down looking at his twin with an unsure expression on his face. "Kaoru are you sure you want to do this?"

Kaoru only looked at his brother and smiled. "You know I'm not? But hey but we have done crazy things before."

Tamaki stood up and walked towards the main entrance door. "That settles it. Meet us at Kyoya's 9:00am sharp tomorrow."

"You mean Kyoya-senpai is actually going to be awake at that time on a Sunday?" Hikaru asked.

"You guys have your fun. But don't think of including me." Haruhi said gathering up her books.

Tamaki looked at his 'daughter' with his puppy dog eyes. "But Haruhi!"

Haruhi sighed deeply. "Forget it senpai. I have a big exam to take and I need to study. You promised me if I ever have something big to do for school you guys would let me off the hook until it was over."

"She's right Tama-chan." Hunny said perched up on his cousin's shoulders. "You promised Haru-chan if she had an exam or something similar you'd let her take a break from hosting."

Tamaki fell to his knees in defeat. "I guess I did. But why can't you do your studying at Kyoya's?"

"Because the last time we tried that it ended in a complete disaster." Kyoya said snapping his ever-present notebook shut. "Haruhi you are free to study tomorrow. Just be sure you're not late again for the club on Monday."

Haruhi stopped in her tracks. "I already told you Kyoya-senpai I was stopped by someone from outside the school who was asking about one of the twin's guests."

The twins both froze up and turned to look at their fellow Ouran first year "Who did they ask about?"

"Um I think it was Narumi-chan why?" Haruhi asked now curious.

Tamaki's violet eyes seemed to darken. "Haruhi what did he want to know?"

"He wanted to know if Narumi was still Hikaru and Kaoru's guest." Haruhi answered "What exactly is going on?"

"You know I haven't seen Rumi-chan lately." Hunny said, "I hope she's okay."

"You're not the only one senpai." The twins responded in unison.

"We'll I'll do some research if it would put all your minds at ease." Kyoya said not being able to hide the fact he was getting worried as well. "But in any case let's all head home. I will see you all tomorrow."

"You're thinking again."

Tamaki looked up from his cup of tea only to meet his best friend's brown eyes. "I'm worried about Hikaru and Kaoru."

Kyoya sat down at the table. "Yes this situation has become quite a problem."

Tamaki sipped his tea and tilted his head back. "I'm hoping this idea of ours will make those two see the light."

Kyoya leaned forward with his hand folded. "Tamaki are you sure you saw what you think you saw?"

"I know what I saw Kyoya. Jealousy was written all over Kaoru's face when Hikaru asked Narumi out." Tamaki said in desperation. "And I know that wasn't just brotherly affection."

"You know I'm surprised you're the one suggesting this; especially after what you said to the ladies from Lobelia Academy." Kyoya said.

Tamaki looked away. "I'm aware of what I said but with those two it's fate. I have never seen anyone as close as those two. Besides that I just want to cure my curiosity." He took another sip of tea. "Plus this photo album will no doubt make the ladies faint and swoon."

"Don't jump to conclusions yet Tamaki. We don't know how will turn out yet." Kyoya said. He turned and looked at the clock on his bedroom wall. "It's getting late let's get some sleep." He picked up his tea and walked out of the room returning minutes later and walked up the stairs to his bed. "Good night Tamaki.

Tamaki finished his tea and bid his best friend good night before curling up on the couch and falling asleep.

"You can't sleep can you?" Kaoru asked noticing his twin had rolled over so his back was facing him. "Hikaru?"

Hikaru said nothing for a few seconds then rolled back over to look at his mirror image. "I'm just wondering if doing this photo album will be a good idea. I mean what if some people take it the wrong way."

"Hikaru if you didn't want to do it then you should have been more persistent." Kaoru argued. "I just figured it would be fun. I mean look how much we've done in the past. Besides that don't you want to see how the girls react? You've always seemed satisfied whenever we make them go gooey eyed. Plus this will help the club."

Hikaru rolled back over and pulled his twin closer. "I guess you're right." He stroked his twins' cheek and placed a kiss on his forehead. "Either way let's get some sleep. Maybe we can find some fun in this photoshoot."

"Yeah like making Tamaki-senpai dress up as my 'maid of honor'" Kaoru suggested. Seconds later the two of them rolled off the bed laughing. "Tamaki-senpai would look so pretty." The two of them laughed a little more then stopped in hopes to catch their breath.

Hikaru wiped his eyes as he scrambled back up on the bed. "Come on Kaoru let's get some sleep." He looked over the other side of the bed and chuckled lightly. His twin had fallen asleep on the carpet. Being as careful as he could Hikaru gathered his slumbering brother into his arms and laid him on the bed. "What am I going to do with you?" he asked himself before setting the alarm and curling up against his twins warm body. "Good night Kaoru."

Akkadia: I figured I shouldn't end on a cliffy this time since I'm in a decent mood.

Twins: That chapter was rightfully titled.

Haruhi: I'm curious to find out what she's going to do next.

Hunny: Kadi-chan can I have some of your birthday cake?

Akkadia: Sure (shares her cake with the others.

Tamaki: She is in a good mood. 3 reviews = chapter 12.