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Jan 12th 2010

FLASHBACK

"Edward… Truth or dare?" Said Jasper

"Umm, I will pick dare."

"Ok I dare you to…

PRESENT DAY

…go out on the porch and sing I am a little tea pot in short shorts and a mid drift; you must also have a flashing light on your head." Jasper said.

"I will not do that!" Edward said.

"You will if you want your piano to stay intact."

"Fine, let me go and get some clothes from Alice's closet."

A few moments later Edward came down in his ensemble. He then went out on the porch and turned towards us and started singing:

"I'm a little tea pot short and stout

Here is my handle, here is my spout

When I get all steamed up here me shout

Tip me over and pour me out."

On the last word I whipped out camera and took a picture of him. When he saw the flash you could see the shock mixed with anger spread upon his face.

"Bella, you'd better give me that camera"

"Nope" And with that word he came at me like a lion. I ran away as fast as I could but he caught me. To save the picture I shoved the camera down my shirt. Edward stopped right in his tracks.

"Isabella, please take the camera out from your shirt."

I thought I might have at least a little fun with it so I answered:

"You want it, go and get it."

At this point the entire family was laughing. Emmett said:

"Why don't you just go and get it Edward. Everyone would love a chance to go into their girlfriends shirt."

"Yeah Edward" I said. Wait did Emmett just say… Oh god. I could feel the heat rush to my face as I realized that Emmett knew.

"Emmett, we are not dating" Said Edward.

"Yes you are. What with all that talking every night, going to movies, and that blush on her cheeks. You most certainly are dating. And if not you guys should. Witch brings up back to you putting your hand down her shirt."

"I am not putting my hand down here shirt Emmett!"

"So what you are saying is that you don't want to have your hand down there."

"That's not what I am saying at all"

"So you admit to wanting to put your hand in her shirt."

"What? Stop doing that!"

"I will only stop doing this if you put your hand down here shirt."

He looked at me. It actually looks as if he will put his hand down my shirt. I quickly shoved my hand up my shirt, grabbed the camera and shoved it down my pants.

"Oh come on Edward! Go and get it. It will be like taking candy from a baby."

"No, I am sorry, I can't do that."

"Ok, so anyways, Edward it is your turn."

"Who should I choose??? Alice, truth or dare?"

"Dare, you're too nice to give me something mean"

"You want to bet. I dare you to get your favourite outfit and burn it!"

He face went totally blank. "Are you serious? I can't do that!"

"Well I am sorry, but you have to, otherwise we will burn your ENTIRE wardrobe."

"Fine…"

As soon as Alice had finished burning her favourite outfit, and after she finished crying about it, it was her turn."

"Ok so, Rosalie, you are the only one who hasn't gone yet. Truth or Dare?"

"Ummm, truth, I am not in the mood for being daring." Said Rosalie.

"Ok, have you ever died your hair?"

"n-n-no."

"YOU ARE LYING! What color was it?"

"I died it more blond once. But only ONCE!"

Everyone suddenly burst out laughing. We laughed for around 15 minutes when it finally stopped being funny. Alice then said:

"Ok, now that we have played the singles truth or dare, we are going to play pairs truth or dare. The pairs are the person you are with. So that means Jasper and I, Rosalie and Emmett and then there is Bella and Edward. Ok so in this version of truth or dare, the same rules that Esme and Carlisle laid down when we first started are still in effect, but every couple must think of a truth and a dare for the two opposing couples. You MUST complete the dare otherwise you will face punishment. That means, Bella, you cannot have your diary for a week, Edward no piano, myself there is no designer clothes, jasper no influencing emotions, Emmett no grizzly bears and Rosalie no mirror. There are the rules, now we must disperse around the house."

Myself and Edward headed upstairs into his room.

"So what should we dare Alice and Jasper?" I said

"Well Alice loves shopping, and if she doesn't go shopping at least once a week she will get really cranky and Jasper will have to deal with that. So I think we should dare Alice and Jasper to go one week without shopping of any kind. It will be really funny."

"Ok that sounds fine. But for their truth I think we should ask them if when the first time they had sex, did they enjoy it. I think that will be funny. Either it will be a yes or a no. If it is a yes then they will be embarrassed and if it is a no they will be embarrassed."

"That is so devious I would think Emmett would have thought of it. IT is PERFECT!"

"Ok, so now it is onto Emmett and Rose. I think we should dare them not to have sex for 1 week."

"That is great, I think we should ask them if they have ever thought of having a threesome. That will be hilarious because I think Emmett has and if he says so then Rose will be soo mad!"

"Ok so how long do we have until we have to go back downstairs?"

"I think we will have to wait a little longer. But as we wait, I think I want to try something"

"What?"

Suddenly he was right in front of my face. He was leaning in and then his lips were pressed to mine. This had too be one of the most amazing moments of my life. I could feel my pulse racing and the heat rushing to my face. It was spectacular. I could suddenly feel my hands in his hair begging to keep his face locked to mine. It was a perfect moment. Then he pulled away and said:

"Wow, that was easier than I thought."

"What do you mean by that?" I said in confusion

"Well being a vampire, well your body craves things, in my case it is blood, well that is in all vampires cases. Human blood is way more satisfying than animal blood so it smells better. And to top that all off, your blood sings to me. It is like you are my own personal brand of heroine. I want you."

"Should I be scared of that? Because I am not." I laughed.

He chuckled and said:

"You should be scared of that, but you seem to be different. Oh, I think we can go downstairs now."

"SO what were you two doing up there." Emmett said.

"Shut it" answered Edward

"I thought you two weren't dating???"

"Oh Emmett, just leave us alone." I said.

"Ok so who wants to go first" Alice interrupted

"Edward and I would like to go" I said.

"Ok, who do you want to dare and truth first."

It took one look between myself and Edward to both say:

"Alice and Jasper"

They both looked a little scared but smug at the same time

"Ok so Alice." I started. "We dare you and Jasper to go one week without shopping of ANY sort."

You could see her face grow into this horrible frown. At the same time Jasper looked as if he was begging us to change our minds. Edward continued with the truth.

"When you guys first had sex, did you both enjoy yourselves?"

"YES!" Answered Jasper.

"Alice" I said "What did you think?"

"Well… Ummm…"

"You didn't enjoy yourself?" Jasper said in a very sad tone. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"Well, you were just so happy. I didn't want to ruin the moment."

"Does it still suck now?"

"NO. You got amazingly better. I swear!"

"So anyways!" Said Emmett "It is our turn, since Edward and Bella stole our dare! We are just going to do the truth. Have either of you ever gone commando. Where?"

Alice was the first to answer.

"I once went commando the day that Jasper got back from hunting a week ago. There are other times, but I can't name them all. We would be here all night.

Jasper was next to answer. He looked really embarrassed.

"Well… Umm… I am kind of commando right now."

Everyone was laughing. 5 minutes later Emmett and Rose looked at us.

"Ok Edward and Bella. We dare Bella to sit on Edwards lap for the rest of the Night. That means until at least 12pm. We chose this because Edward has some aversion to physical contact with his girlfriend. And our question for you is. Who did you have your first kiss with? When was it? Did you like it?"

"Oh mine was with Jessica. In 9th grade here in forks. She attacked me. I hated it!"

"My first kiss was just around 30 minutes ago. With Edward and, yeah I liked it."

Everyone looked shocked. Suddenly Emmett said:

"Really… You just had your first kiss. But that also means you just admitted to dating Edward!"

"Ok Alice, Jasper, it is your turn." I said.

"Ok, so Rose and Emm. Edward and Bella took our dare so here is our truth. How long have both of you gone without having sex with each other?"

"We have gone without sex for about 2 hours."

"Wait a minute Emmett. We have been playing this game for around 3 hours. That means you guys must have had sex during the game." I said

"Oh yea, when we were thinking of dares and truths for the pairs game. It was hot!"

"Eww, ok Alice, Jazz please start me and Edward." I said

"Ok Bella and Edward we are going to start with your truth. Do you guys find each other hot?"

"Yes. I think that Bella is very beautiful."

"Yeah, I guess, Edward is nice looking"

"NICE LOOKING! HA! Bella, at the dance you partially admitted that you thought Edward was hot!" Yelled Emmett.

"FINE!" I yelled!. "EDWARD IS HOT! Gosh."

"Ok good Bella, Thank you for being honest. We dare you two to spend the night together. All night! EVERYNIGHT! For the next two months. You have to have physical contact at all times."

"Ok… That is cool. That really isn't that bad… What did you guys just not think of any ideas?" I said.

AN: So what did you guys think. I need more ideas, pleaseeee tell them to me if you have any Please Read and REVIEW! Thanks for all the reviews. Remember at least 3 reviews or no update!