Oh no the big dwarfen machine with alduin in it was totes coming to get us, we were totally gonna die. I totally pulled out my new sowrd that Farkas gave me for our 1 second anniversary, it was called the Totally Sowrrd. I totally swung the Totally Sowrrd with my totes arm, and hit the leg of the machine it was shape like a giant person but fat and looked robot. The sowrd totes didn't do anything to the otally metal! Oh no I had to find another way to destroy omg fire spells wouldn'twerk would they?! Ok Hidlerannelalanea you need to think totes fast! Oh no I couldent think of any ideas, then I thought of an idea! Omg I cast a frost speel which I learnt at the College of Wienerhold when I was a totes exchange student there. The forst speel totes froze the mechanical parts and it totally fell over and nearly squashed me and my totes bf, Fakras. Focus totally grabbed a magical sword and stabbed Alduin as he fell out of the machinima. Oh my totes god, he was totally beelding everywhere. The site of blood makes me totes queasy so I felt sick and left and called the Ambiance. This si the sexond time ive caused Alduin to get an ambielens this year, oh dear it was so embarrass and I felt totes guilty.

"its ok hitlerannaleena, it wasent ur fawlt," comforted me farkas.

"I feel totes bad tho."

"You hat to save the skewl."

"omg I always haf 2 safe the skewl. It's a very stressful job I should get a gold metal for saving the skewl so many times."

"yeah I agree. Oh btw I stabbed him too so it was mine fault not your."

"Oh yeah good point," I suddenlied.

The next night we were at the Nicki minaj concert watching her sing Acanonda, her new song which is about her pet snake which died. I was totally rockin out to the songs when suddenlt I bump into….

ALDIUEON!1

Aldutoteswin was totes rockin out too.

"Omg alduin how are you already better?" I arksed.

"I have a speel."

"What spelil?"

"Not tellin"

OMG I WASS TOTES GOING TO THE TOTALLY COLLEGE OF WINTERGOLD TI FUND OUT THIS SPELL THAT MAKED HIM GET BTTER FATS.

"Come on fsrkas, let's go to winterhold."

"I am bad at spells because I am dumb," sed Farkas.

He was pritty dum I hat to admit, but he was totes cute so it didn't matter. Omg he was totes a werewolf like Jacob off twilight too lol

"it's ok come on are you comin aela and rikke?" I asked my new friend aela and my bffl Rikke if shes wanted to come too. Yeah they said. "

We found Elisif, our other bestie, in the toilet bowl so we took her too.

Dayum we were the groovy crew. My exotic porch, Shadowmere, didn't gave enogh room for 7 people (7: Me, Farkas, Aela, Elsith, Rikke, Virkas is our other firned he came too he's farkass's totes brother)

Ok so we hopped in Vilkas's totes big car, it was a Samsung.

We chugga chugga choo choo the train station and caught a trane to winterhol.d The train was a fast train so we got there fast, it was called the Fast Travel train. OH NO THE TRAIN CRASHED.

Oh my totes god we nearly died, but fourtanetely we survive. But we were stranded in the middle of nowheee.

"Oh my totally, like, Talos, how do we get back?" ohmygodded me.

"We're gonna totes die!" whaled Rikke.

"It's ok, totes Rikke, I have a map," I suddenly remembered about my map. I pulled it out it was an interactive map, it like, so totatlly, would tell us where we were. "oh my totes god we're near windhelmet, that's totes like Ulferic's city." Ulferic was totally Rikke's bf. They were bf and gf but totes broke up 2 years ago but now they got undivorce awww how totally cute.

"omg we can totes visit him," said totally rikke, it was totally cute she wanted to see huim.

"Yeah maybe he can help us get to Winterhold so we can solve the mystery,"

"oh my totally nein diveins, I totally forgot about that!" Rikke had totes forgotten becos she was too busy thinkin of how much she loved her bf, it was totes cute if yuo ask ne.

Oh my totally god we got into totally Winterhelmet and saw Ulfric, he was totes having a party at his house and was the groovy music.

"omg ulferic why weren't you at the niki minja concert tonight it was really good she was singing acanonda."

"I don't like pop I only listen to Bon Jovi. "

Omg bon jovi was totally old but I dident judge becos he was my bestie's bf, my bfflbf. "

"it is wrap music not pope music creacted Elisif.

"Can you totally help us get to Winterhold?" I totally asked, but Ulfric was too busy totes making out with Rikke omg I took a video and put it on instergam but Rikke made me delete it because she was totally embarrassed.

Ulfric came along and also gave us a car, it was a stallion called Sleepnear, named after the pet horse from skyrimish mythology. We totes drove Sleepnear to Whimperhold but soon we found something goin srsly wrong…. The collage was bein attack BY A DRAGEN!

I shouted couragesouly, making sure to inclusion ulfried in my speech so he didn't get jealous or feel left out and sad, "DON'T WORRY THERE ARE 2 DRAGOONBORNS HERE WE WILL DEFEAT THIS DRAHEG." But it turned out the dragen was ….. ALDUIN!"

Oh my totes god he must have overheard where we were totally going. We had to do something omg I asked anyone if they had ideas. I racked my brain but it be'd useless…. Oh no I HAD AN IDEA.

"Alduin if you come down here now you can have some of these cookies I baked for you," I knew Alduins weakness was secretly cookies.

Aldion flied down and run over, slobbering like a Labrador dog and asked "where are the cookers?'

I went lol there are totally none and Ulferic and me both dragonshotted at once and it was so powerful that aldwin died. I felt totes bad but aldwin hat caused so much trubbel and he was rly meen and the skewl bully. Besides ulfric helped so I only felt half guilty lol

The next day we were all at skewl with our other friend Birolop and his daughter Hildreannaleenaette, who is going to uni soon becos she is older than us even older than her father becos she ages super fast for sum reson. She is 18 even though she only got born last week. An announcement all of a sudden like, totally went over the speekers.

"Hildreannaleena, please come to the office immediate." Said the stern vice priniciple, Delphine.

Uh totes oh

When I totally got to the totes office I saw Akatosh, Alwin's rich businessman farther. He was wearing a balck suit which totes looked funny since he was totally a dragon made of fier.

"HILDREANNALEENA YOU KILLT MY SUN!" uh oh I had totally provoked the leader of the vine denines and I was totally in the biggest trubbles I had ever been in …

Author's nope: Hi and thanks for reading Skyrim High! I did not expecting it to reach this many chaperones, and I am very grapeful for the reviews! :) I am going to rap it up in the next chapter so it will be the last chapter so it is not too long, but don't worry becos some new stories are coming: The Adventures of Hildreannaleena which is set before skyrim high and is about lots of Hildreannaleena's adventures like the drak brotherhood adn stuff, and also Oblivion High is sumthing I rly want to write! I will also write a skyrim high 2 maybe one day. Again thanks to the reeders who have stuck by for many chaptars and I am sorry that speeling and grammer are not my strong ponies.