A/N Here is a Black Rook one shot for you guys! I haven't updated the saga in awhile. It's been on hiatus thanks to Adult life being so goddamn weird... Anyways, please enjoy. It takes place during Asia's stay at Phil's house.
"... Phil, wake up. We have to go." Asia says while nudging Phil. Phil sat up in bed, his eyes glassy and red. He cleared his throat with a grumble and ran his fingers through his lopsided afro.
"Time." He says blankly.
"It's nearly 9 o'clock in the morning." She says.
" I got home at 6. Go away." He responds, gruffly.
"But Rias called for us. We're supposed to meet her-"
Phil gently presses his large hand against Asia's face. It was his nonverbal way of demanding silence. He groaned as he rose from his bed. Asia was unaware until that very moment, that Phil slept in the nude. Phil was in a full on stretch and yawn when he heard a loud thump. He looked down to find Asia had passed out from utter shock. "Shucks..." He mumbled. A tiny trickle of blood dripped from Asia's nose and ran down her cheek. Phil stood there in silence, not knowing what to do next. He looked down at himself and realized that he had a case of "Morning Wood". "My bad." He says.
"Let's get you off of the floor." He positions himself above her to pick her up. As soon as he grabbed her shoulders, her eyes snapped open and she sprung up to a seated position. She was dizzy but as soon as her brain registered what was staring back at her she let loose a blood curdling scream.
"AGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
Phil scrambled to calm her down. Shushing and shaking her yielded no results before he heard a group of footsteps running towards his door. Before he could cover his indecency, his door to was kicked from its hinges. Koneko and Rias stood in the threshold. All was quiet except for Asia's squirming and squealing. Koneko calmly picked up the door to the room and returned it to its original position. She then began to pull on her fighting gloves. The ones she can always be scene wearing during training or a rating game. Rias formed a ball of devilish energy in her hand and stretched out her demon wings.
"Can I at least try to explain?" He asks. Rias' stone cold glare gave him the answer to his question. "How about some pants? Can I grab some of those?" He tries to reason with them. Koneko just stands there and pops her knuckles against the palm of her hand.
"Fuck it." Phil says as he dives head first out of his second story window. He streaks down the sidewalk, certain, that the large crashing sound behind him was Koneko and Rias breaking through his ceiling, coming after him. Today is was off to a terrible start.
A/N This is a short one shot I jotted down last night when I had some free time. Let me know what you think. I don't want to change the story up too much but I like the idea of adding more comedy.
