Chapter 10:

Recap:

Jidanbo was laughing, as Naruto was flat on his face, and unmoving. "Uzumaki-san!" Orihime cried out worriedly. Jidanbo chuckled, then looked towards Ichigo.

"Are you next, Shinigami?"

"Actually..."

Jidanbo gasped, looking down at Naruto, who's Zanpakuto was...glowing. Naruto grinned, as his wounds started to heal. Naruto lifted his Zanpakuto into the air, then leapt at Jidanbo.

"Cut through Heaven and Earth-"

Yoruichi gasped. 'A Shikai?"

"-Kamikaze!"

Present:

Naruto's humoungous sword glowed a fierce white, then exploded with reishi. Slowly, the shining reishi turned a dark black and burnt orange, and the light faded to reveal a large sword, although not as large as before. Actually, there were two large swords, each about two and a half feet long, but three inches wide. Naruto wasn't gripping them by the handle though. Actually, there was no handle. When the orange-edged, black-backed sword ended, there was no crossguard or hilt, but only a three foot long black chain. Naruto looked at it in dismay.

"What the hell?" he complained. "How am I supposed to cut anything with this? If the blade's dull enough, since I can only swing it by the chain, it'll just bounce off of him!"

Jidanbo then grinned. "Great! Then I'll crush you, you little Rukongai Runt!" he then swung his blade down. Orihime screamed again.

There was a loud crash, and a huge cloud of dust arose. Jidanbo laughed. "Pathetic."

"Yeah. That blow was weak."

Jidanbo's eyes widened.

Naruto was standing in a crater, unharmed, grinning. He was holding the blade above him by the chain.

"How..." Ishida asked weakly.

"Apparently, Kamikaze's chain can become really stiff and hard, like a handle." Naruto said, smiling. Then, he leapt back and up, around three hundred feet from Jidanbo, and swung his sword by the chain. Jidanbo's eyes widened as Kamikaze's chain extended to over three hundred feet, and shattered his axe. Jidanbo looked down, shocked, and then Naruto appeared right behind him, swinging both Kamikazes. Jidanbo yelled, blocking them with his other axe, which promptly shattered.

Then, Naruto shunshined away, and Naruto swung his sword again, which started glowing with orange and black reishi.

"Chikage Shippu!" (Thousand Shadow Gale)

A wave of orange spirit energy with a dense red and black sliver in the middle (think of Getsuga Tensho) flew at Jidanbo.

Yoruichi, frankly, was in awe. 'If he could control that reishi, he'd be stronger then Yamamoto and A Vasto Lorde combined! But, it looks like he can't really contol that reiatsu. If he could, that wouldn't be a wave, but just a denser slicing attack.'

Jidanbo closed his eyes, expecting to die.

"Getsuga Tensho!"

He grunted as he felt a number of small cuts appear on his shoulders and back.

He opened his eyes weakly, wondering how he hadn't died.

He blinked.

Ichigo was in front of him, holding out a steaming sword. He was scowling more then usual. "We aren't trying to kill him, Naruto, we're just trying to get inside!" he yelled.

That was all Jidanbo remembered before he fell unconscious.

Ichigo groaned. "Now how are we going to get inside?"

Naruto grinned. "Easy..."

Then, he swung his sword again. "Chikage Shippu!" he yelled, swinging his sword, which hit the gate, and exploded on impact. Naruto dropped to the ground, only to see that the gate had only cracked a little. Naruto gaped. "What!"

Ichigo snickered. "Nice..." Then, he turned to Yoruichi.

"Uh, Yoruichi-san? How do we get in?" he asked. Yoruichi shrugged.

"No idea...wait...I have an idea. You might not like it though."

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Naruto looked around the field they were hiking in. "Why wouldn't I like this? We're just going walk over to another gate, right?"

"No." Yoruichi said. "If we did, we'd likely just be repelled by a captain. So, we're doing something a little unorthodox."

"Whats that mean?" Naruto asked, confused.

"If you don't already know, you won't want to." Ishida said quietly.

"Well, we're almost there." Yoruichi said quietly. Naruto looked around.

"Almost where?" he asked. Then, he looked forwards.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!" he yelled. Yoruichi turned to them.

"My friend Kukaku's house." she said. Naruto gaped. It was shaped like two large arms and fists.

'I sure hope Yoruichi-san knows what she's doing...'

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Naruto looked around, bored, as Yoruichi walked over to Kukaku. "Hello, Kukaku. I have a...request." Yoruichi said softly. Kukaku laughed shortly.

"Of course. What the hell is it?"

"Well, we need you to...launch us into Soul Society." Yoruichi muttered, rushing the last part.

Kukaku laughed again. "Sure." she said. "But, you'll need to use my Spirit Orbs."

Naruto turned to them. "Huh?"

Kukaku turned to him impatiently. "What I said was, you..."

She froze, looking at Ichigo and Naruto. "You...look a lot like Kaien." she whispered. Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Huh?"

Kukaku hurriedly shook her head. "Nothing. Well, come on, we have to get to the training room."

Naruto shrugged, then followed her, followed by the others.

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Naruto looked at the crystal ball in his hands. "What's this do?"

Kukaku sighed. "Just put in some spirit energy, and it will make a protective orb around you."

"How?"

"Like this." a man said.

Naruto turned, looking at the man, who was inside of a blue sphere. "My name's Ganju!" he said happily.

"My name's Naruto." Naruto said. Then, he tried to put some spirit energy into the orb.

Nothing. He swore, then tried again. Still nothing. Kukaku groaned.

"Well, lets see how the others are doing, shall we?

She looked at Orihime, who was surrounded by a blue sphere. "Very Nice!"

She turned to Ishida, who had a blue sphere, but a thin one. "Probably a personality issue. Oh well."

Then, Sado. "Good, good."

Then, Ichigo.

She rolled her eyes.

"You baka! You can't even make one of those!" she screamed.

Naruto snickered, until Kukaku turned to him. "Don't laugh, idiot, you can't either!"

She groaned. Then, her eyes flashed open. "Oh, I know why you guys suck at this!"

Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"You guys have way too much reishi!" she exclaimed. "So all we have to do is tire you out!"

Naruto looked up at her. "How?"

"Simple. Fight each other!" she said happily. "When you two are hella tired, come back in, and we'll send you to Soul Society."

Naruto and Ichigo grinned fiercely. "With pleasure!" Then, they charged at each other.

"Not in here, idiots!" Kukaku yelled, kicking them outside. She then took a long drag from her pipe.

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Naruto and Ichigo slowly got up, dusting themselves off, and grabbed their weapons. Naruto roared, running towards Ichigo. Ichigo smirked, then swung Zangetsu while it was still in it's wrappings, knocking Naruto back. The wrappings slowly fell off of Zangetsu, and they faced each other again, then charged forwards, swinging their swords. The blades all clashed, then they both shot their Spirit Pressures forth, and they bounced off of each other, making a huge wave of blue and orange energy.

Orihime and Ishida hurriedly ran outside. "Kurosaki-kun! Naruto-san!" she cried out worriedly. Then, the waves of energy wrapped around Naruto and Ichigo into a sphere, and exploded.

Both had large cuts and scratches on them, but they were both on their feet.

"Getsuga Tensho!"

"Chikage Shippu!"

The two attacks smashed into each other, then exploded again, fiercer. Naruto and Ichigo screamed as they charged at each other, and their blades hit each other, making deep, bloody cuts. They winced, then flew backwards, and Naruto made a seal.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" he yelled. Ichigo angrily swung Zangetsu around by the wrappings, obliterating most of the clones. Naruto furiously swung his sword.

"That's it! Chikage Hari!" Then, a bunch of small blasts of orange-red spirit energy shot from Kamikaze, bloodying Ichigo.

"THATS ENOUGH!" Kukaku roared. "I said to fight, not to kill each other! Get back inside, now!"

Ichigo and Naruto glared at each other, then went in.

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Naruto easily put some reishi into his orb and made a sphere, and so did Ichigo. "Good. Now, we'll get into the Soul Society."

Naruto looked at her. "How?"

Kukaku grinned.

"Ganju!"

"Hai!"

Then, the ground seemed to shake, and Naruto fell down. He gaped. A humoungous cannon was rising from the ground.

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"No. Way." Naruto said flatly.

"Sorry, but your already in!" Kukaku yelled up at Naruto. Then, she stuck her sword in the ground, and started murmering some words for kido. Naruto growled, clutching the orb and putting as little spirit energy as he could into it. He gritted his teeth.

He still screamed as the orb was launched far into the sky.

"Brace for impact!" Yoruichi called.

"Impact with what!" Naruto screamed.

"Theres a large barrier around Soul Society, that is made of spirit particles that could break this shield if we can't maintain it!"

"How do you know this you crazy cat!" Naruto yelled.

Then, there was a dull 'thud' as the large orb surrounding Naruto, Ichigo, Sado, Orihime, Ganju, and Yoruichi hit the barrier, which suddenly became visible and rippled. Then, the orb slowly started passing through the barrier.

Orihime winced. "Kurosaki-kun, Naruto-san, you're both adding too much reishi!"

Ichigo looked alarmed. "But I'm using the least I can!"

Naruto nodded. "Me too!"

Yoruichi swallowed. "Um, Ganju? What happens when one of these breaks?"

"It violently explodes, and would send us flying. Why?"

Then, the orb exploded, sending the six of them flying away in three different directions.

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Orihime groaned, looking around. "Wow, that fall hurt a lot less then I expected!" she exclaimed.

'I hate my life...' Ishida thought from under her.

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Ichigo looked around wearily. "That. Hurt." he grumbled. He looked next to him to see Ganju. "Hey. Come on!"

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Naruto fell, then got up. "Whoa, that hurt." he mumbled, looking beside him. Yoruichi shrugged. "Well, let's get going."

"Not so fast, Ryoka!"

Naruto turned. "Who're you guys?"

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"Halt!"

Ichigo turned. "What? Who are you guys?"

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"Hey! Stop right there!"

Orihime looked puzzled. "Um, who are you?"

The man chortled. "My name is Jirobo Ikkanzaka, puny Ryoka!"

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The second man laughed. "No idea what your name is, you orange-haired freak, but I'm Ikkaku Madarame, 11th division 3rd seat, and this is Yumichika Ayasegawa, 11th division 5th seat!"

The first man sighed. "Wow, that other man is hidious."

Ganju growled. "Hey!"

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The taller of the two smiled. "My name is Rangiku Matsumoto, 10th Division Lieutenant!"

The shorter one sighed. "My name is Toshiro Hitsugaya, 10th Division Captain."

Naruto grinned, and pulled the two Kamikazes from his back. "Well then, I guess this shouldn't be too hard, they're only a captain and a lieutenant!"

Yoruichi sighed.

"Naruto, Captain is the highest rank."

Naruto sweatdropped. "Oh. Then this could be a problem."

Ok guys, I have a lot of stuff to say. Firstly, quite a few of you guys want lemons. I'M BELOW 18. If you want lemons, type some yourself that fit the plot, find some way to send them to me, and I'll add them as the next chapter, and give you credit for it. Also, like I said, I'm not going to update True Pain too much anymore, but will before October. Also, this will eventually go back to just Naruto for a while, and it will be around the Chunin Exam Finals. Finally, Read and Review!