Disclaimer: Moyasu-san does NOT own Naruto :D enjoy ^^
Also I shortened my break because…well I got exams next week XD so I'm making the most of it this week ;3 Thank you to all those who reviewed especially the ones that review the most and review early XD much appreciated guys! Thanks isn't enough to show how grateful I am ;w; WARNING: OOC characters XD
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Pein stood there. He stood there. He stood there with a cup in his hands and his other index finger swirling into the cup. His eyes three fourths (3/4) open and his hair was a mess. The Akatsuki cloak he always wore was undone thus showed his vest and torso. Even though it seemed like a rare sight to see the Akatsuki leader calm and hadn't a care in the world like this, the situation was not.
Slowly and lazily, an eyelid opened halfway to take a look again.
Purple eye glanced around the room. Each member looking a bit sheepish or surprised. A certain albino was covered in blood and he was doing his ritual on Tobi. Even though it was his jutsu and he had stabbed the left side of his chest, Tobi was still alive…and only bleeding a little bit, but he was not in pain. Two artists were gray from the soot of an explosion that Deidara had set off for who knows why. Itachi, the shark man and the plant had ripped off the new curtains from a fight; although, Itachi had been trying to stop them; not particularly involved attacking in the fight. Kakuzu fainted from the knowledge that their new curtains had been damaged because it costs lots of money to buy a new one…well it's expensive to the miser…
Closing his eye again, Pein sighed.
Suddenly, the orange-haired leader's arm pointed to Tobi and the masked man suddenly got pulled into his hands out of nothing. Everyone else besides the raven had been surprised. Universal Pull rings a bell anyone?
Tobi whimpered and cowered at the dark aura Pein was setting off. He pulled the masked man closer until they were now close enough to just see their faces and nothing else behind each other. Pein's grip on Tobi's cloak was tightening which frightened the mysterious man.
"Tell me, what the hell happened here." Pein ordered.
Coffee cup long ago had it fallen; was smashed into pieces and only leaving shattered parts scattered across the floor. Brown liquid seeped in between the floorboards of the living room. So much for mixing the coffee when it wasn't going to be drunk anyways.
Looking up again, Tobi squeaked out an explanation…a stupid one indeed.
"We were…discussing about…Konan-chan…" Tobi replied stupidly after what seemed like hours.
Purple eyes blazed in fury, his left one twitching rapidly. His eyebrows hung down in a furious state and his teeth clenched against the other, but it was unnoticed because he had his mouth closed. "You, were talking about…MY partner?"*
Screeching, Tobi thrashed wildly; trying to escape and grab the nearest thing or person for protection. Soon he grabbed Deidara and had rescued himself from the intimidating leader.
"DEIDARA-SENPAI, HELP ME!"
"GET OFF TOBI! HE'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, HM!" The blonde shouted back; pushing the masked man away from him and into Pein.
Tobi glanced at his leader before him, his eyes wide in a comical way and had beads of sweat running down…his mask? When he noticed the flaming aura that Pein was giving off, he sweat dropped and was once again; pulled off of the floor because Pein was holding him by the collar of his cloak.
But before he could shout anything, Sasori came into the picture and tried calming the leader down.
"Look, Tobi wasn't talking about what you thought he meant by that. What he meant was that Konan simply left the base and we were fighting over who should go get her back." Cause, man could that woman be scary!
At each word that were said, Pein's eyes widened in shock and released Tobi. "You mean she got kidnapped?"
Sasori sweat dropped. "Um…no…that's actually what started the fight." The redhead glanced at the blonde who was trying to get the clingy masked member off of him. "She just went by the river as she always does on a Tuesday morning…"
A silver-haired man looked at Sasori. "You mean she isn't f**king kidnadpped? Why didn't you f**king tell us this earlier on, b*tch!"
Relaxing a little bit, Pein moved over to the table; forgetting all about the smashed cup. "Well then; in that case, Sasori, Deidara, may you please keep an eye on her?"
Raising their eyebrows, they gazed at the unusually overprotective leader. "Um, excuse me, un?"
"After what we experienced last time with you and that mirror, I don't want Konan to also be missing as well." Pein added, knowing the blonde and the redhead's question when they hadn't asked it. He was also hiding his embarrassment and the real reason why. That man may not show it but he sure does have feelings for our favorite little blue-haired Akatsuki member…
Anyway, Deidara and Sasori exchanged glances but proceeded in going at the back of the base and into the forest that they had. It only took a few minutes to find her. Well they didn't exactly see her because she was showering; Sasori knew this not because he saw her actually in the nude…'cause that's really perverted…
After showering, the blue-haired woman climbed out of the river and got dressed. Now you may be wondering; don't ninjas have showers? Well I'll tell you just a brief summary of what had happened to their shower. Tobi was taking a hell of a long time in the shower and Kakuzu, being the miser he is, was irritated that they got a very high water bill. No they didn't throw it out because of that, they threw it out because Hidan and Kakuzu got into a fight because of the bill and literally destroyed the base; but mostly the bathroom…
So since there were only expensive showers and bathtubs, Kakuzu told everyone that they'll be bathing in the river from now on until they drop the prices…
Konan eyed the blonde and the redhead once she was fully ready. She gave a suspecting questioning glance at them but after shaking their heads she calmed down.
"So what the heck were you two doing here?"
"Pein's orders."
She rose a brow. "So I can't take a normal bath now?"
Deidara smiled. "Actually, he was concerned about you because of the mirror incident."
Amber eyes stared into blue ones in shock. Had the orange-haired man cared about her after all? OF COURSE HE DID! Ahem, I mean…maybe he does care…
Once they almost got back, filled them with horror. A perched blonde boy was lying against the dirt ground and a pink-haired girl tried to carry him. Both of them had injuries, but the blonde was bleeding nearly everywhere; on the head, in the stomach, on one of his arms and legs. The teenage girl hadn't been bleeding as much but was definitely injured. A third body laid against a tree for support but was unconcious.
Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto.
Who would've known that there was a Sasuke from the future? Hadn't he died? Looking for answers, the three kept staring at the teens. Glancing up when a hand touched her shoulder, Sakura's eyes widened in shock but also looked warm with relief. Unexpectedly, she grasped onto Sasori's arm. What the heck? I thought they opted to stay away from each other as much as possible…
"Quickly! You have to help us! Naruto and I were attacked and it obviously didn't turn out well and, and and−!" Sakura explained desperately.
Holding up his hands, he interrupted. "Hold on a minute! What the hell is going on woman?" Sasori inquired.
"You see, Naruto and I were−" She tried to explain again, but had collapsed onto the floor.
Sweat dropping at the scene, they looked down at the three bloody teenagers. Exchanging glances with one another, they decided to take them in and heal them. If Sakura was able to heal other ninjas, why hadn't she healed herself and Naruto? Must've lost a large amount of chakra considering that they looked like they were about to die in a battle…
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Once arriving in the base, Konan was immediately slammed against the cold stone floor of the entrance to the base by an orange blur. No it was not Tobi, in fact it was Pein. Weird huh? He was hugging the blue-haired woman with relief until he realized how out-of-character he was in and how there were numerous eyes glancing at him in disbelief.
Coughing and blushing at the same time, Pein regained his composure.
"Uh…Glad to see you're back, Konan. We would like to−" Pein announced.
"OH MY F**KING JASHIN; WHAT THE MOTHER OF F**K IS THAT?" Hidan interrupted by pointing at the bloody bodies.
Sasori, being the only one out of the three, realized their positions and their sight, widened his eyes and was about to explain. Until an orange blur attacked the redhead. No it was not Pein this time, it was Tobi. Switching is fun! :D
Thrashing around he yelled. "TOBI GET THE F**K OFF!"
"SASORI-SAN KILLED NARUTO-SAN AND SAKURA-SAN*!" Tobi cried while attacking the redhead.
Itachi's eyes widened at the third body. "Is that, Sasuke?"
Picking the masked man by the collar of his cloak, Deidara threw the man off of his danna. "Look, un. It may seem like it but−"
But once more, the redhead crashed to the floor again only that he was accompanied with Deidara but still had Tobi to blame for this. Itachi stared at the three; furious.
"DEIDARA-SENPAI AND SASORI-SAN KILLED THEM!" Tobi repeated only with more tears and had added another name.
Finally having enough, Deidara pushed Tobi off of him, then pushed Sasori away from him in a good distance (gosh, what's with the pushing Dei?) and threw clay spiders at Tobi. Forming the seals, he was ready to perform his kinjutsu.
"KATSU!"
Then came the explosion, nothing much but was still big enough for Tobi to collapse onto the floor. Ash coated the masked man's body and was finally quiet for once. Hidan and the rest glanced at the bomber looking for answers. After all…Sasori is carrying two out of three of their now temporary allied ninjas that looked bloody, and was covered in some of their blood and had dirt covering his puppet body. It did look like he just had one heck of a fight with the trio…which is what made Hidan jealous at the start.
Pein stepped forward to Deidara.
"What happened?"
"We really don't know, un. We found them like this for your information, hm. The reason why we took them with us is because whatever might've done this to them was definitely near the forest we were in, hm." The blonde explained.
Sasori dusted himself from being thrown to the floor too many times and moved himself closer to his partner. "All we can do is just wait for them to wake up."
The zealot's eyes relaxed, then he arched his back in disappointment. "So you didn't f**king have a fight? Damn, I wanted to actually make some f**king sacrifices for Jashin-sama today…"
Rolling his oddly colored eyes, Kakuzu was next to speak. "Whatever, dumbass. Just go carry them to the medical room you idiot."
Huffing and leaving a stream of curses as he did so, Hidan grabbed the bodies and literally dragged them to the said room. Grumbling and talking to himself, he placed them awkwardly in the beds (no not bed O.O otherwise that's just…wrong), and left the room. Then he came back near the entrance; still cursing until he stood where he stood before he had left to do this. Everyone gazed at him.
"Finished with your cursing yet, Hidan?" Itachi asked with a raised brow.
"F**king piece of sh*t. There, now I'm finished, weasel-boy." The albino seethed.
The Akatsuki members followed the trail that Hidan had once walked in and entered the medical room. Just when Sasori poked his head through the doorway, he saw the usually stoic and calm teens from the future in their beds…
Or should I saw on their beds?
Yes they all were sitting on their beds, bouncing around, laughing and were eating and drinking. Weren't they unconscious when Hidan first carried them here? Sakura was bouncing onto her bed to the other beds, Sasuke was actually laughing for once in his life and Naruto seemed to have found some alcohol, ramen and some other things out of nowhere. Where the heck they got it, is what I do not want to know…
Kakuzu glanced at the other objects Naruto was holding; drugs precisely. No wonder why they were acting crazy. But that still didn't explain why they had woken up so suddenly. Were they faking it?
"Um…Hello?" Sasori tried to gain their attention, and it seemed to work. But the results was very unexpected indeed.
Screaming like a bunch of fangirls, all three pounced aimlessly at the Akatsuki. Sasuke landed on top of Deidara (ew, no), Sakura was hugging Tobi who actually liked it and returned the hug by another one and Naruto…managed to get Pein and Konan at the same time.
"Who the f**k gave them crazy pills?"
Everyone glanced at Hidan.
Holding up his hands in protest, Hidan yelled out "I DIDN'T F**KING DO IT, A**HOLES!"
A certain shark man grinned and chuckled. "You were the last one to see them, Hidan."
"I DON'T NEED−"
"DADDY!"
Numerous heads turned to the sound of the voice, some of them just glanced. Squealing, Naruto hugged the two partners into a bone-crushing hug. Although, they didn't show any signs of pain when the grip tightened, only sweat dropping at the word.
"Uh, what?" Konan asked, glancing down at the blonde boy.
Bursting into laughter, Hidan pointed to Naruto. "THE LITTLE SH*T THINKS A**HOLE PEIN IS HIS F**KING PARENT!"
Konan gave Hidan a warning glare and stared at Pein only to sweat drop too. The man was hugging the little blonde back! He had big shining eyes and had been blushing and was smiling with a cat like mouth*.
"Um…Pein?"
"MY BOY!" Pein squealed, Naruto giggled after and Sasuke and Sakura stared with equal kitty faces.
Sighing, Konan escaped from the embrace, punched Pein in the back of the head once and then carried the unconscious body of their leader to a fourth bed. Naruto stayed by the bedside while crying and leaving streams of tears on his face and droplets of the said tears onto the white blankets while Pein slept peacefully…we hope…
Everyone stared at the bluenette in horror. She did hit that man real hard into the head. She was knocking out his brain cells! Konan returned to the Akatsuki's side and stared at the now clingy younger Uchiha who was hugging the poor blonde.
She turned to Itachi and Sasori. "There's no point in keeping them awake if they're acting like this…they are drugged after all…"
Obeying orders from their deputy, the redhead and the weasel knocked out the remaining crazy ninjas and plopped them back onto the beds. Who would've expected the leader to go insane just like the two Konoha ninjas and one rogue? Wait a minute, speaking of Konoha, Itachi glanced at the headband that Sasuke was wearing and realized the leaf symbol. So his brother had returned to Konoha in the future!
Suddenly, a pink-haired teen shot up from her bed as soon as Itachi and Sasori left the bedsides. Her green eyes no longer had tiny pupils to inform them that she was drugged. Wow, Team 7 surely recover fast from drugs…
Looking around, Sakura noticed her two idiots sleeping in different beds. Yes she called them idiots because they were just like the Akatsuki members who do nonsense and just act stupid. Well Naruto especially and Sasuke just joins in on the fun. This Team 7 was nothing like their past selves.
Motioning for them to come closer, Sakura got herself into a comfortable position and then began to speak. Finally revealing their wanted answers.
"As you may know, we were drugged back then." Sakura informed. How did she know she was drugged? "Naruto was the first to wake up and then he found the dreaded pills…" Oh…
Pointing a finger to her, Hidan spoke. "HA! I KNEW YOU F**KING USED PILLS! EAT ON THAT, 'KUZU!" Pulling up on the middle finger, Kakuzu rolled his eyes at the childish display while the others just sighed. Sakura just stared with wide eyes. The blonde teen woke up when he heard loud noises and was just basically rubbing one of his eyes while the other stayed closed. Sasuke just grunted in his sleep and turned the other way round; away from Naruto, Sakura and the Akatsuki. Pein…just snored and kept sleeping.
Sweat dropping, Sakura continued. "Uh…yeah. So Captain Idiot gave it to us when we were asleep and then we woke up. So anyway, we were wondering." The pink-haired teen added. She looked sort of sheepish at the question she was about to ask. Who wouldn't? "If we could stay here until we regain our strength to be able to defeat our opponent?"
"I SAY WE F**KING KICK THEM OUT. WE ALREADY HAVE A B*TCH, A DUMBASS, GOLDILOCKS AND AN A**HOLE!" Hidan listed, pointing to B*tch, Dumbass, Goldilocks and A**hole who were none other than, Konan, Tobi, Deidara and Kakuzu*. The said members glared at the zealot in annoyance and anger.
Sighing, Konan walked over to the bed and bent down. "Of course, sweetie." She smiled warmly which made Sakura jolt. Her motherly personality made her feel, well of course, warm inside but she was never used to this in the war. Of course things have changed, just look at Future Sasuke, but still; the war raged on for the same reasons just minus the Itachi part.
The bluenette did not miss this feature but still kept her reassuring smile and had a kindly aura around her. Though, everyone else's attention was somewhere else…a certain orange-haired man was the source of their focus.
He mumbled in his sleep. "Aww, did you just call me sweetie, babe?"
Comically widened eyes stared at the bundle of blankets. Sakura and Naruto stared at the usually stoic man, they felt déjà vu again… Konan, of course, did not miss the phrase and was glaring daggers at the orange haired man with fury. Did he just say 'babe'? WHO WAS THAT CHICK HE WAS DREAMING ABOUT?* May Jashin have mercy on Pein.
Immediately, birds flew away from the base and animals scurried away from the forest and away from the hideout. A scream of pain was heard throughout, even outside in the woods which caused the animals to run away. Konan lowered her fist and then glared at the man with a raised brow and half-lidded eyes.
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Woo XD PeinxKonan LOVE! Aww Pein loves her too ^^
1. He cares for Konan :D
2. Tobi doesn't call Sakura 'Sakura-chan' because he just met her. And he only calls women this because they either had fun playing with him and/or gave him candy :3
3. It's the ':3' face XD
4. Hidan's 'affectionate' nicknames X3
5. It was Konan he was dreaming about XD
Lol lots of PeinKonan scenes in this one XD
Bye y'all :D (lol jk XD) anyway the one-shot will still be uploaded this week ;3
