CHAPTER TEN: HELLO BOYS, I'M BACK!

We then appeared in a green bush, with the sounds of people in riots. I looked up and said, "Oh shit, we're in one of those damn anti-racism riots, with the opposite being the confederate supporters."

Midori looked up and saw some of the chaos and Bender was amazed of how the people in my universe acted. I took out a confederate flag picture I drew and waved it up. However, this got attention of a few of the black protesters and they came up to me with a couple of 2x4s. I thought to myself, 'Oh fuck, now what.'

A voice popped into my head, 'Well, they're people from your universe, YOU deal with them.'

'Ok, I'll try not to get killed.'

One of the four black guys that were going up to me yelled out, "Hey you!"

I still had my drawing up and then took a hand and pointed to myself signaling 'me?' He then replied, "Yeah, I'm talking to you ya racist."

I then calmly said back, "Racist? Oh no, this is a flag, more specifically Confederate, there are no words so it can't be racist."

The one in the back then called out, "Kid, that flag alone is racist and if you think that we'll tolerate that, then you might as well be dead."

"Well, my friends won't let that kind of event happen."

The woman then said, "Friends?"

"Smith and Weston and me, but of course if that fails you can have a fight with my friends," Now sounding like that witch doctor from 'the princess and the frog', "on the other side."

They laughed saying, "Kid, you got some balls to go against us, now hand over everything or else."

"Go fuck yourselves."

The man in the back with the blue hat then said, "Kid, there's four of us and only you with a .44. We win by a long shot."

The leader of the bunch, being a 6' 2" with a red shirt with the words 'No Nazis, No Confeds' called out to the crowd saying, "Hey Jerome, Carmen!"

Then two men came up from the protest parade and the leader told them something, then they disappeared only to appear behind my lifting me up. I was caught by surprise, literally, and lifted up while I yelled out, "SHIT!"

The leader spoke again, "Now kid, drop your gun and everything else, and we might let you go with only a few hits for your intolerable action."

The guy on my left, named Jerome said in a higher pitched voice, "Yeah kid where are your 'friends from the other side', HAHAHAHA!"

I then said, "You want to meet one of them, ok, hey Bender; here's a fight you might like!"

The leader laughed out, "Who'd ya get, that robot?"

"Nope."

Then the two guys holding me let go as they were grabbed form the back of their shirts and then were hurled over into the other four. And a 6' 3" humanoid bird with a blonde cross on his chest came out from behind me and the little gang went from a laughing joke to a scared as hell look. The blue hat went, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I ain't messin' with this guy."

The leader turned around and said, "And why not."

"That's a Blaziken man; it's one of those Pokémon things. It can breathe out fire and can fight really damn good. I ain't gonna stick around to get beatin' up by him!" and he took off running away the opposite way.

Bender then looked at me and said, "At least he was smart enough to know not to fight me."

I looked at him and said, "In this universe you're represented as a fictional character, but you are represented as a really good fucking fighter."

"At least if I don't exist, I'm still pretty strong enough to make people run off."

I mumbled to myself, "He took that way better than I expected."

The leader spoke up saying, "Alright enough of this, Jerome hand me the .12 gauge."

"Oh fuck."

"You can say that again kid", and then the blue hatted guy came back, but this time with cards. The leader spoke up saying, "I thought you said you weren't gonna fight it?"

He then replied, "Of course not, I want to get my cards to see if this guy has any more."

Bender then leaned to the side to me whispering, "Are all Pokémon represented as a game?"

I answered back, "Yep."

The leader then loaded the gun and said, "Alright kid, hand everything over and call off bird man, or I'll blow a hole in your stomach."

"Would you like me to get Midori out?"

The blue hat went furiously searching through his cards and then went to shock as he thought of what I think he is seeing, since he probably knows Japanese. He then asked me, "Is it alright if you tell this Midori to not harm me in the process?"

"You know Japanese?"

"Yeah", he muttered in a worried tone.

"Sure."

The leader then laughed out again, "You know what, I want to see this 'Midori'. Is she that little Caterpie, or that even more retarded Metapod? HAHAHA." The group laughed a little, except for the blue hatted man, who said with his lips 'is it a Gardevoir?' I nodded in response as he then started to slowly side walk to the bush. I then called out, "Come on out Midori."

And the laughing died down as Midori came out. Then some of the men of the group started to whistle a little, then the leader spoke up saying, "Nice girl you got there, and better yet, she fits ya well since ya both white, HA."

Then Midori "grabbed" the man and then telepathically said, 'Who said I was a nice girl?'

Fear struck him like a brick as he was eye to eye with her. Then she threw him back in the people and as he tried to get up, Midori hit him in the head with the gun and rained the gun's bullets on the other four heads and they started to run off. The leader then was grabbed by Bender who threw him, and the guy screamed until he crashed inside a dumpster. Bender looked satisfied saying, "Not bad of a fight, or at least scaring a few out of their minds."

The blue hatted man came out and looked slightly scared but Midori didn't do anything since the guy didn't have any weapons and wasn't trying to attack or anything anyway. He went up to them and looked at the cards, looked at Midori and bender, back at the cards, back at them. At the end he said, "Damn, I never thought of seeing a real Pokémon before, much less some of the harder to get ones. I need to take a picture of this, if it is alright?"

We all agreed since no one would believe it anyway, we all stood there as Midori psychically held the guy's phone and the picture clicked. The man then said, "Kid, you're pretty damn lucky to go to a universe were they actually exist. Say," he looked at me examining me. He then said, "Aren't you the missing kid of Georgia?"

I simply replied, "Yeah."

"Wow man, if I could get the luck you did, I would be somebody."

"I'm already well known in that universe for, well kind of a murder."

"Of who?

I hesitated and then said, "Ash."

His eyes went huge and then said, "You actually killed the main kid, Ash Ketchum."

I nodded, and the man went from shock to confusing, and continued, "What season are you set in?"

I explained, "Well, he was in the Kalos and it was past the whole world ending and team flare, and shit, so it would be after XYZ but before Aloha, or in this case, no Aloha."

"Kid, I have a nephew who watched the XYZ and I even saw a couple of the later episodes, and if I'm right, Ash's little frog friend will have you nicely beheaded for killin' his friend."

"That I'm pretty aware of. Luckily I can fool the shitty governments in Kalos, since I forged my name to end with Andolinni, now I need to probably change it to Corleone."

"HA," the man laughed, "You changed your name from (Not showing my real name) to Andolinni, and now to Corleone. You're takin' the Godfather movie and using it to your advantage, pretty smart."

Bender then stepped into the picture by saying to me, "You're gonna to explain everything when we get back."

"One more question kid, how can be able to understand them?"

I looked over to Midori going, "Oh that, that was givin' to me by Midori over here."

"Oh, yeah I think that is some kind of psychic ability, right, right."

We said our farewells and went back so Midori enacted the, now called, Trans-universal teleportation, and I explained to both of them what happened for about three hours.

Meanwhile in the forest, deep and thick, someone had a poster of me. He was enraged, wanting revenge on me for my murder. He threw a shuriken at the poster shredding it to bits. Thinking in his mind, in heavy anger, 'He will die painfully.'