Downtime with the Decepticons
Summary: Even though this has been done numerous times I decided to take a crack at depicting the Decepticons when they are both on and off the clock. I will switch between various universes.
Disclaimer: I do not own transformers. They are owned by their respectful owners which are Hasbro and Takara and possibly others. I also don't own anything else mentioned unless they are OCs.
"Normal Speech"
A/N: Expect stupidity, comedy, and other various forms of entertainment.
::Comm link::
(Mental link/Telepathy)
Chapter 11: Starscream's Turkey Day Craziness
Just some stupid foolishness that wanted to come out and wouldn't leave me alone until it was written down.
6:00 am: Turkey day.
Starscream walks towards Laserbeak with a sadistic grin. Six months ago he kidnapped the bird and has been fattening it up for this moment. Laserbeak squawks frantically in the cage he was placed in. Starscream snickers as he pulls the bird bot out of the cage and straps him to a table.
"Starscream, please, I'll do anything. Just let me go." Laserbeak begs. Starscream chuckles as he sharpens an axe. With one swing, Laserbeak's head rolls across the floor.
8:00 am: After cleaning the substitute turkey and putting it in the oven, Starscream goes to the next several dozen tasks at hand. Megatron walks up to the oven and takes a peak at the turkey. "Starscream that turkey smells delicious and looks juicy." Megatron compliments only to find a null ray being shoved into his mouth. "Get out of my kitchen or I'll turn you into the main course." Starscream snarls Megatron backs away slowly. "Troublesome seekers." He mutters and sulks
10:00 am: A sobbing Soundwave walks up to Megatron as he carries Laserbeak's head. "Laserbeak, he's dead." Soundwave sobs. "He's not dead, just at the farm upstate." Megatron says "But his head is right here." "Soundwave, I'm in the middle of my annual getting drunk on Turkey day. So if you don't like what I say go elsewhere." Soundwave walks away sobbing.
1:00 Dinner is served. As everyone digs in, Soundwave recognizes one of Laserbeak's parts. "Laserbeak?" Soundwave asks "Yes, I decided not to go turkey this year. I thought cyber vulture would be different" Starscream says "LAZERBEAK!" Soundwave sobs "Really? Well I must say, you've out done yourself." Megatron says "LAZERBEEEAAAKKK!" Soundwave wails "Next year I'm thinking of bat." "NOOOOOO!" Soundwave yells and runs out of the dining room. 'That'll teach spy on me when I'm watching my shows' Starscream snickers.
