Using the 'map', they made their way to the cemetery. They looked around the cemetery until they found a building-like grave that had a familiar symbol on it.

"This looks like the symbol on the map." Barnaby said.

"But what does it mean?" Dipper asked.

"Hm, not sure." Barnaby took the torch Dipper brought with him and moved closer. "I can make out an inscription but it's going to take a few minutes to translate it."

Dipper, meanwhile, was leaning on a part of the grave that was protruding out. He noticed it felt loose so he moved it just in case there was a reason why. There was: it turned out to be a slab that was covering an entrance that opened up into a staircase.

"Yes or, well uh, we could just go down those stairs." Barnaby said awkwardly.

They did and when they reached the bottom of the staircase they found themselves in ankle-deep water with skeletons all around.

"Is this the Court of Miracles?" Dipper couldn't believe it.

"Offhand I'd say it's the Court of Ankle-Deep Sewage." Barnaby replied dryly. "Must be the old catacombs."

They continued on there way.

"Cheerful place." Barnaby said dryly before chuckling: "Kinda makes you wish you got out more often eh Dipster?"

"Not me, I just want to warn Mabel and get back to the bell tower before I get into any more trouble." Dipper shook his head.

They didn't notice that some of the skeletons had turned their heads...

"Speaking of trouble, we should have run into some by now." Barnaby realized.

"What do you mean?"

"You know, a guard, a booby trap..."

The torch suddenly went out.

"Or an ambush." Barnaby finished.

Different torches were turned on, revealing an ambush of gypsies disguised as skeletons. A few of them grabbed Dipper and Barnaby and forced them to kneel. Grunkle Stan showed up, this time not wearing his mask.

"Well well well, what have we here?" He smirked.

"Trespassers!" One gypsy said.

"Spies!" Another gypsy said.

"We're not spies!" Barnaby said.

"You've got to listen-" Dipper said.

Too late, they were bound and gagged.

"Don't interrupt me." Grunkle Stan said. "You're very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunately, you won't live to tell the tale."

GRUNKLE STAN AND GYPSIES:
Maybe you've heard of a terrible place
Where the scoundrels of Paris
Collect in a lair

Maybe you've heard of that mythical place
Called the Court of Miracles
Hello, you're there!

Where the lame can walk
And the blind can see
But the dead don't talk
So you won't be around
To reveal what you've found

Turns out the lame and the blind were faking it. As for the dead...well, they really were the dead. Which Grunkle Stan confirmed when he sliced off their necks with a sword.

We have a method for spies and intruders
Rather like hornets protecting their hive
Here in the Court of Miracles
Where it's a miracle if you get out alive!

Grunkle Stan led the way as the gypsies carried Barnaby and Dipper to the main section of the Court of Miracles where the gypsies all lived.

"Gather around everybody, there's good 'noose' tonight." Grunkle Stan hopped onto the gallows. "It's a double-header, a couple of Gideon's spies."

The gypsies all booed.

"And not just any spies, his captain of the guard and his loyal, bell-ringing, henchmen."

Now Mabel had told Grunkle Stan about Dipper helping her escape Notre Dame but she had yet to tell him about Barnaby saving the miller's family. She was worried he wouldn't take her falling in love with Barnaby well due to him having been a soldier. So when Grunkle Stan saw Dipper with Barnaby he figured that Dipper only helped Mabel in repayment for her having stood up for him and nothing more.

Fortunately, someone familiar saw what was going on and left to get someone else...

GRUNKLE STAN:
Justice is swift in the Court of Miracles
I am the lawyers and judge all in one
We like to get the trial over with quickly
Because it's the sentence that's really the fun!

Grunkle Stan went over to tighten Barnaby's noose, though neglected Dipper's. There was still a chance that the deformed lad might be his nephew so it made it internally hard for Grunkle Stan to kill Dipper. It was like he was hoping that Dipper would just slip out of the noose and if he didn't...well, at least he tried to spare him.

"Any last words?" Grunkle Stan asked.

Dipper and Barnaby tried to plead, but their words were too muffled. No one could understand even a sound.

"That's what they all say." Grunkle Stan said dryly before going back to singing:

Now that we've seen all the evidence

"Wait! I object!" His puppet-self suddenly popped up.

"Overruled!" Grunkle Stan forced him down.

"I object!" His puppet-self popped up again.

"Quiet!" Grunkle Stan snapped, slamming his hat over the puppet.

"Dang." His puppet-self muttered.

GRUNKLE STAN:
We find you totally innocent
Which is the worst crime of all

GRUNKLE STAN AND GYPSIES:
So you're going to hang!

Grunkle Stan was about to pull the trigger-

"Stop!"

Startled, Grunkle Stan let go of the trigger. It was Mabel, who rushed onto the platform.

"Mabel!" Dipper and Barnaby said through their gags; this muffled sound was an easy guess anyway.

"These men aren't spies, they're our friends." Mabel went onto the gallows and removed the gags.

"Well why didn't they say so?" Grunkle Stan shrugged innocently.

"We did say so!" Dipper and Barnaby retorted, pretty ticked off.

"Grunkle Stan..." Mabel said both warningly and sternly. "I did tell you about Dipper helping me escape the cathedral remember?"

"Well yeah, but you never said anything about the captain of the guards being our friend." Grunkle Stan crossed his arms defensively.

"I was going too...anyway, he's the soldier who saved the miller's family." Mabel said as she untied Dipper and Barnaby.

"Oh."

"We came to warn you!" Barnaby went closer to the gypsies. "Gideon's coming! He says he knows where you're hiding and he's attacking at dawn with a thousand men!"

The gypsies all gasped.

"Then let's waste no time, we must leave immediately." Mabel said.

The gypsies all agreed and started to pack up. Mabel, Barnaby, and Dipper climbed down the gallows.

"You took a terrible risk coming here, we may not exactly show it but we're grateful." Mabel hugged Barnaby.

Barnaby saw Dipper looking at them and felt awkward, but Dipper just waved it aside with a smile. Even so Barnaby had to admit something.

"Don't thank me, thank Dipper." He broke free and moved Dipper closer to Mabel. "Without his help I would never have found my way here."

"Nor would I!"

It was Gideon with the thousand men! Everyone gasped! The gypsies then screamed and tried to run away but they were all trapped! Soon they were all captured. Even Waddles was captured.

"After twenty years of searching the Court of Miracles is mine at last." Gideon smiled as he came down the stairs. "Dear Dipper, I always knew you would someday be of use to me."

"No!" Dipper gasped, realizing Gideon had tricked him.

"What are you talking about?" Mabel glared.

"Why he led me right to you my dear." Gideon smiled.

"You're a liar." Mabel said coldly, knowing Dipper would never willingly lead Gideon here.

"And look what else I've caught in my net: Captain Barnaby back from the dead." Gideon then saw Barnaby. "Another 'miracle' no doubt. I shall remedy that. There'll be a little bonfire in the square and you are all invited to attend!"

All the gypsies looked at Gideon with horror.

"Lock them up." Gideon ordered.

All except for Dipper were taken away.

"No, please master." Dipper begged, grabbing Gideon's robe; Gideon just looked at him sternly. "No...no..."

He collapsed onto the ground defeatedly, feeling worse than horrible.

"Take him back to the bell tower...and make sure he stays there." Gideon ordered some remaining soldiers.