Happy (late) Valentines Day, Jet! (Hug)

Jet: Whatever, just get to typing the story.

I can't until you say the disclaimer.

Jet: Fine. She owns nothing.

Oh come one! Spice it up!

Jet: Fine. She owns ABSALOTLY nothing.

We're going to have to work on that. This chapter is dedicated to-

Jet: Yah, yah. We know. Some one who was the 50th replier.

No, Kohroxmysox for an idea to start off this chapter. Thanks!

Edit: After this one's the loooonnng chapters (Zuko B-day) Ugh…


Azula walks into the kitchen and sees me putting a picture on the fridge-

Azula: What are you doing?

Me: Putting up a picture of- I MEAN…. Uh nothing?

Azula (takes picture and looks at it): Whoa! Where did you get a picture of Zuko and Katara cuddling?

Me: Chapter 6, Now GIVE IT BACK!!!!!

Azula: How about I show it to Sokka and THEN give it to you? He might kill Zuko and save me the trouble.

Me: If you do that, I'll… Uh…

Azula: You'll do what?

Me: I'll burn all of the stuffed animals Moron gave you!

Azula: NO! Not pinky-winky- Moose lion!!! OK OK! Here's your picture.

Me: HAHA!! Now Sokka will never see this!

Sokka (out of nowhere): See what? (takes picture)

Me: Ahh! No! Sokka, don't look-

Sokka:…

Me (scared): Sokka?

Sokka:…

Zuko walks in-

Sokka: LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME SHE DREW THIS!!!! (shows him picture)

Zuko: Why did you take a picture of that???!!!! (tries to kill me)

Me: AAHHHH!!!!

Azula: Ha-ha! You're getting killed!


Later that day, I'm not dead yet-

Me (runs to Ozai): Where's Zuko?

Ozai: Oooo! Are you guys playing hide and seek? Can I play?

Me: Ok, NO! He's been trying to kill me ever since Sokka showed him a picture this morning.

Zuko (comes out of nowhere): Which I had forgotten until now, DIE!!!!

Me: AHHHHHH!


That evening-

Me: Ok, Aang, watch my back for Zuko. He's still trying to kill me.

Aang: Ok.

5 min later-

Aang: Hey look, it's Sokka, Katara and Zuko! (waves)

Me: What?! No! (runs)

Sokka (catches me and tries to kill me) IMORTAL FREAK! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT??!!

Me: OW! I'm not immortal!

Sokka: Well, Zuko beat you a lot but you're still alive! Now hold still!

Me: AHHHHHHH!!!

Katara: Wow, beating her up is something I think you would do, Zuko.

Zuko: It's really something I wanted to do, Katara.


Next day-

Me: YOU owe ME money!

Toph: No, YOU owe ME money!

Me: Look! (shows her chapter two of story) Ozai said not to call him a Moron again and also said it was that last time he would say it. I bet you 10 gold pieces that it wouldn't be the last time!

Aang (out of nowhere): I remember that!

Zuko (out of nowhere): Me too!

Katara (out of nowhere): Me three!

Azula (out of nowhere): Me four!

Ty- Lee (out of nowhere): Me five!

Mai (out of nowhere): Me six!

Iroh (out of nowhere): Me seven!

Sokka (out of nowhere): Me eight!

Ozai (out of nowhere): Me…uh what's after eight?

Toph: Nine?

Ozai: Yeah! Me nine!

Toph: Well, if you all are gonna take her side, then HA! (makes an earth prison around us) I'll be back after lunch to take my money and hurt you guys, A LOT! (leaves)


20 min later-

Toph (shouting from kitchen): I'm almost dooonnne! I'll be there in a few!!!

Me: She nose were scared, but let snot run!

Long silence. Every one stares at me.

Iroh: Kimono, unless I'm mistaken, what you just said…

Me: Was a pun!

Sokka: If you've got the energy to make booger jokes, maybe you've got enough to think of a way outta here!

Me: You're just jealous because you can't think of a pun that clever!

Toph: I'm baack!

All: Crud.


I never die! They'll never kill me as long as I draw breath!

Jet: That has to be the single most stupid thing I've ever heard you say.

You need to stick around longer, Jet. Sorry this took so long to get out. I'm working on other stories! By the way the pun is something I got from Dragon Ball book 2. Not mine!

I rule Hyrule,

Kimono


Edit: Not much to do here. Zuko party next…might just not bother…(knows she has to) Awww!!!