I did it. I actually did it. I actually killed Silas. I took a deep breath as I pulled the sword out the first immortal's dead body. At that time, everyone got up, free of Silas's mass aneurysm. Matt didn't lose a lot of blood from Logan, so he was okay.
"Well consider my previous comments retracted." Kol replied. "It seems that you are quite the fighter."
I blushed at the fact that it was Kol who said that.
"Spencer, are you okay?" Elena asked me.
"I feel fine." I replied as I put the sword down. What was I supposed to do with it now? "So there is something that I want to do now that we've saved the world."
"What's that?" Carly asked.
"I want to rebuild our house." I stated. "Ric's apartment isn't big enough."
"That's all that you want to do?" Kol asked in disbelief. "You don't want to throw a celebration to commemorate your victory?"
"Not really." I answered truthfully. "I just want a house with enough space to live in and that can hold a decent number of people. I don't have a big house to go back to like you. On a semi-related note, when you were brought back was it on our lot?"
"You could say that." He replied. "If you're really interested in building a house, you should talk to my brother architect."
"I don't exactly have the construction crew that I had to build the manor." Klaus pointed out. Yeah, most of his hybrids were dead. They really didn't seem to have much staying power. They're like the guys in the red shirts on the original Star Trek…which I have never seen.
I can't help, but wonder what things would be like if this was a movie. The battle with Silas would be the climax and that would make me the main character. Though, the main character always seems to have a love interest. That made me glad that this wasn't a movie because I'm pretty sure that Kol would be my love interest. That is something that I don't want because I don't like him. I really don't like him, despite the fact that he's really hot. That's not something that I would ever admit.
"So I'm guessing that you don't want to start construction immediately." Klaus replied. "You probably tell me what you want and I can sketch it at least."
"Am I only one who doesn't think that he should be involved in this construction?" Damon asked.
"He's the only person here who has ever built a house." Elena pointed out. She then looked at me. "Are you sure that you want this? It wouldn't be the same house that we grew up in."
"I know it wouldn't be, but I still want somewhere with space." I explained. "I mean Ric's apartment was built for one, maybe two people. I think we would have been a lot better off if you hadn't burned the house down. I know it's not your fault, but it makes things hard."
The next day, Carly decided that we should do something to relax. Her idea happened to be a trip to the spa that also included Elena and Anna. I liked going to the spa. I had never been as a guy, but I did have the memories of going as a girl. I didn't even mind the fact that I was mostly naked when I went.
"So I heard things between you and Kol got interesting yesterday." Carly remarked.
I blushed at that. Why is it that people think that I like Kol? I don't like Kol.
"I don't like Kol." I declared. "The guy tried to cut my arm off."
"Well I think it's a good idea that you don't like him." Elena remarked.
"Elena, I don't think that you're really in a position to judge." I declared. "I'm not saying that I do like him, but it's like I told Caroline. It's not what a vampire has done in the past that defines, but what they do in the future. I won't hold anything that you did without your humanity against you, but you need to learn from it."
"I will say something about Kol." Anna replied. "If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here now."
"Kol turned you?" I asked in surprise.
"I caught the plague and my mother was frantic for anyone who could help. My father had already died from it. She found Kol and he offered to not only cure me, but also knew a way to make us immune to it." Anna explained. "I think you can figure out where that went."
Well I guess that was a nice thing for him to do. It probably wasn't what Pearl had wanted, but it seemed that they learned to adapt pretty nicely. I mean maybe he was just trying to grow his bloodline, but he could have just let her die. I would have to ask him if he remembered that.
We walked out into the massage room. I clutched my towel. I wanted to make sure not to fall asleep on the massage table again. I had a bad habit of doing it. I was going to make sure not to do it this time.
I wasn't really that uncomfortable about someone that I don't know touching my back. I was just my back.
We headed to the massage room and I laid myself down on the table. The masseuse, who happened to be female, removed the towel from my back and started to rub it. It felt really good. It was so relaxing. I slowly felt myself losing consciousness. No, I need to stay awake. It didn't work and I fell asleep. I found myself in a dream.
I was in a house wearing a dress that seemed to be fitting of a 50s housewife. Everything was in black and white. Okay, this was weird. On top of that, there was a ring on my finger. Well it is just a dream. The door opened and in walked my supposed husband.
"Honey I'm home." Kol replied. No, no, no. Even in a dream I can't be married to him. He then gave me a kiss.
"How was your day?" I heard myself ask him.
"It was entertaining." He told me. "So is dinner ready?"
"I think it is." I responded. "You can come in now."
A man in his late 20s walked into the kitchen.
"Now you remember that you're not allowed to run or scream right?" I asked. The man nodded and the two of us bit into him. That…that is just weird. I don't think this would make it on TV ever. Though, I did hear about a sitcom about Hitler. Hitler is worse than any vampire.
I was shaken awake to find out that my massage was done.
"I did it again." I remarked.
"Did what again?" Elena asked.
"Spencer always seems to fall asleep on the massage table." Carly explained. Elena didn't exactly seem happy about that.
"Elena, I can't help it. I am essentially two people in our body. I have two sets of memories." I explained. "I know how you me, but most of the world knows me as Spencer Mason, former prep student descended not just from one of the founders of the town, but one of the founders of the country."
"So did you have any interesting dreams?" Anna asked, trying to change the subject as we arrived in the steam room.
"No…" I replied nervously. I don't think I could have been any more transparent with my lie.
"What was it about?" Carly asked. She basically knew all of my mannerisms and could spot a lie easily.
"Well it was really weird." I replied. "Basically it was this 50s vampire sitcom with me and Kol as the main characters."
"Now that is strange." Carly commented. "Are you sure that you're not into him?"
"I know that I'm not. Even if I like boys, I'm not into Kol." I remarked.
"Methinks the lady doth protest too much." Anna commented. "My husband wrote such great lines."
"That was written by Shakespeare." Carly pointed out.
"I know." Anna declared.
"So you're saying that you were married to Shakespeare?" I asked.
"Anne Hathaway was a name that I used in the later 16th century." Anna explained. "My mom and I were fighting and I ran away to England. She eventually found me and killed him and we forged some documents. It was an interesting time."
"So were you pissed when The Princess Diaries came out?" I questioned.
"I was a little upset, but what could I do? It's her real name. It wasn't mine." She explained. "So anyway, back to you and Kol."
"There is no me and Kol." I replied in frustration. "It's not going to happen. Besides, he's a vampire and I'm a hunter. We're not supposed to date, though I guess that's kind of null and void considered since all of my friends and family are vampires."
"I think that you keep trying to come up with reasons not to like him." Carly responded.
"So what are you saying?" I asked. "I should let him take me out on a date?"
"I think you should give him an opportunity to surprise you." Anna suggested. "I mean he was the first one to comfort you when Vaughn said those things to you at the prom and like I said he saved my life. I know it doesn't seem like it sometimes, but he does have a heart."
"If I ask him on a date, will you stop this pushing to get us together?" I asked as the two of them nodded. I sighed. I did not want to do this. I looked to Elena. "Any chance that you and Damon would be interested in doubling?"
"I think I'm just gonna stay out of this." My sister replied. Lucky her.
"It feels like only yesterday that Elena was denying her feelings for Damon." Anna reminisced. I loved Anna, at least platonically, but she has some really annoying traits. I then realized that I should probably leave the steam room.
We decided to forego the facials and I went to the Mikaelson Manor. I hoped Kol was home, because I already didn't want to do this. I surely didn't want to have to wait for him. I stood in front of the door for a moment trying to find the courage to knock.
"Are you just gonna stand or are you going to knock?" Rebekah asked from behind me. I really hate when vampires sneak up on you.
"I was wondering if your brother was home." I replied before I realized that I didn't specific which.
"Which brother?" Rebekah asked.
"The one that everyone seems to think I have the hots for." I replied with a big blush on my face.
"Ah, love is a many splendored thing." Rebekah commented.
"Okay, what's with all of the nostalgic references today?" I asked. "Also, there is no way that I'm in love with Kol."
"We'll just have to fix that won't we, Love." Kol remarked as he jumped out a window. Would it have been that hard just to take the stairs? I tried to not look in those eyes. "So do what do I owe the honor of your presence?"
"After some very annoying urging from my friends, I've come here…ask you on a date." I replied.
I know this chapter is kind of short, but I want the date in the next chapter. That will be the last chapter. So Anna was once married to Shakespeare. And you got a look at possibly the second craziest sitcom idea ever. Please don't forget to review.
