"Ladies and gentleman, the moment you were waiting for." Said the oh-so-handsome director of the Nanamori High School with scissors on his hand. He turned around and cut the red ribbon, the crowd applauding to this and moments later, the door opened and the people walked in, greeted by girls and boys, but mostly girls, in all directions. Girls dressed as maids over here, boys doing tricks and stuff to attract people, groups making food and offering a game to win certain prize. Lots and lots of fun.

But before the speech, it wasn't as heavenly as it is.


"God dammit, can't you go any faster!?" The ice princess screamed at the top of her lungs to a classmate in the second floor of the school. "We need the curtain ready now!"

"I'm going as fast as I can, Inoue-san!" A boy screamed from the window.

"Well, it's not fast enough!" She yelled.

"I-Inoue-san." A girl walked to her, scared to the bone by the princess. "W-we have your costume ready."

"'Bout time." She growled and walked into the building. "Go and fetch me a water bottle." She said and the girl ran away. Saying that Usagi Inoue is the school bully is not totally correct, she is just dominant.

"Inoue-san." She stopped on her tracks and turned around to see... Someone.

Faithful to her word, Christine has disguised herself as an android form of the popular villain GLaDOS with pale make-up on all area visible of skin, black leggings, boots and blouse with a white lab coat with the logo of Aperture Science on it, all of this with yellow colored eye contacts and a white bob cut wig.

"Hello and, as always, welcome to this Aperture Science Aided Scholar & Enrichment Center." Chris said with her most monotonous voice. "Before starting the next test, I need you to follow me to the restrooms and take all of your clothes."

"W-What!?" Inoue screamed. "I am not doing anything weird for you, stupid computer!" Apparently, she hasn't totally noticed who this person really is.

"Remember that, if you try to escape, you will be exposed to a high dose of deadly neurotoxin inside a closed space." Chris said, adding a lower tone. "Also, remember that, at the end of this test, there will be cake."

This scared Inoue a little.

"H-how much time is... t-this test going to take from me?" She asked with shaking legs, reconsidering a little. Chris held her laughter.

"Depends on your sexual resistance." Even some girls walking by had to stop for a second to make sure they heard correctly. Inoue was now a red, shaking little cherry.

"W-w-what do y-y-you mean...!?" She was scared seriously. "I-I'M NOT DOING THIS TEST!" And she ran off.

"Heh... The cake was a lie, anyways." Chris said after a quick laugh and walked to her club room, which was not too far away. Once she finally reached the door, she stepped inside.

Mirakurun over there preparing her magical stick or whatever that is, Elizabeth Anna DeWitt over there brushing the tentacles of a Squid Girl, Cassie Cage near the window taking sefies and a weird looking Hiro dressed in a green, mad hatter kinda cosplay.


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"Nice costume, Hiro." Chris said and took her hat.

"My midriff is on plain view!" Hiro blushed. "I am practically naked!"

"That's what makes it better." Chris said and walked to Yui. "You need more boobs."

"Elizabeth isn't that busty..." A little insulted Yui said.

"I know." Chris said and walked away.

*Knock Knock*

"Come in!" Kyoko said and walked to the door, this opening and revealing Sakurako in a bunny outfit. You know what type of bunny outfit...

"Oh, itadakimasu~" Chris said and licked her lips.

"This is for Hima-chan, stupid!" Sakurako said and crossed her arms. "Anyway, Ayano-senpai says that if you are all ready, then go to prepare your stand."

"Our stand is a mobile stand." Kyoko said. "We each have a part of-"

"Yeah, whatever." Sakurako said. "Go outside and help if you are doing nothing. The opening ceremony is in an hour." And with that Sakurako turned around. But before she could go through the door, Chris came out of nowhere and, using her pervert powers, smacked Sakurako's rear quickly and closed the door, locking it afterwards.

"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Sakurako yelled and yelled.

"Why d'you did that?" Yui said and smacked Chris' forehead.

"For the sake of science, of course." She said in character. "I do what I must because I can!"

"This sentence is false." Yui said, making Chris panic for some reason and curl in a ball in the corner repeating to herself 'don't think about it'.

"Are all of you ready?" Kyoko asked and finished taking pictures of her and her friends. Everyone said yes. "Then get your boxes with poems and lets do some helping out there.

"Thanks, but no, thanks." Hiro said with a hard blush. "I think I'll stay here for... A while."

"If this Matsuri girl appears, show her that you are some good stuff." Chinatsu said, putting emphasis on 'good stuff'. This only made Hiro blush harder.

"Nouuu..." She said and hid on her hands.

"Hey, look!" Kyoko said looking out the window. "It's Freddy Krueger!"


"Hey, look. Jason Voorhees." Ayano said while looking through the window of the Stu. Co. office. "Wonder where Freddy is..." She had the normal school uniform on, but also added a little tiara on her head.

"Probably in hell." Himawari said. She, however, was wearing a Harley Quinn cosplay that seemed to fit with her curves perfectly.

"What is Jason doing here anyways? Which is his stand?" Chitose asked with an Ipad on her hands. She was just wearing casual clothes, a yellow blouse and jeans. She looked for anything related with a scary costume on the Ipad. She had it all noted in it. "Oh, I forgot about the scary tunnel thingy."

"Isn't made by the same girl who made on last year?" Ayano asked and took a lollipop from nearby.

"They sent two girls to their homes." Himawari said. "And they weren't even halfway done."

"Yuno-san has sure a fucked up mind." Chitose said and turned off the IPad. "Funny thing is that the name fits."

"Whoa, Ikeda-san." Himawari said. "I rarely hear you cursing."

"Oh, I guess I seldom do it." Chitose said. "Don't worry, it'll probably be the only one i say today."

*Knock knock*

"Come in." Ayano said and a pissed-off-looking Sakurako walked into the room.

"Ikeda-senpai, you need to controll your girlfriend." Sakurako said with a glare to said girl.

"Why? Whom she killed?" Chitose asked slightly worried.

"She spanked me!"

"Oh, okay." The worry-ing suddenly vanished and Chitose kept on doing her things on the tablet.

This making Sakurako's anger rise.

"That's it!?" She yelled. "You're not doing anything!?"

"No yelling." Ayano said and looked through some papers.

"No, I'm not." Chitose said simply. "You look spanky and squishy in that outfit. Even I would do it."

"Me too." Himawari said. "But that's because I'm yo girlfriend."

To this point, Sakurako was now both enraged and slightly self-concious. "I don't know if to take this as an insult, a molestation or a compliment." She slightly blushed.

"It's a compliment, baby." Himawari said and playfully spanked her girlfriend.

"Stop it, you girls." Ayano said. "Poor Sakurako is being treated like... I dunno. Something molestable."

"It's the cosplay, Ayano-san." Chitose said.

"I don't care. Stop harassing the bunny." Ayano replied. "Take your stuff, the opening ceremony is in half an hour."


And half hour passed. I believe that here is where we stared.

Anyway, the opening ceremony was a total success. The cheerleaders gave a presentation, magic show from the Entertainment club (totally diferent from the Amusement club), three songs played the Music club, these being 'Do I Wanna Know?' by Artic Monkeys, 'Seven Nation Army' by The White Stripes and 'Clint Eastwood' by Gorillaz. Obviously, with Mariela as bass player and second voice in all except Clint Eastwood. In there she was the main voice. Perfect performance by all. And it's the first time the girls from the Amusement Club see the Music Club.

Do you remember that girl with long white hair that once agreed with Kyoko that Physics sucks? (Chap 33 of the previous fic) It was her on the drums. The world is so little. Two girls on main guitars, one with a weird combination of green lime hair with brown eyes and the other was a brunette. The piano girl curiously looked like Akari if she let her hair long and were blonde, and the only boy in the group looked like the piano girl. Probably twins.

Moving on, it was eight o'clock when the opening ceremony ended with a comedy show from two boys. Hillarious thing.

And when it ended, everyone went home to rest. Tomorrow is the fun day.