Undettered
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters...
A/N: Hey this is the last chapter I'm going to write for a while. I'm going to L.A. for a week, because my best friend died and his family invited me to attend his funeral.
A Few Days Later...
Sasuke was training privately with Kakashi, because they had nothing else to do and Naruto was asleep from his mysterious training regime the night earlier and it was Sakura's turn to gaurd Tazuna.
'Fuck todays going to suck.'
'Kit, You know I've been noticing that you have a small attraction towards that girl... I think we could make her your mate kit.'
'What are you talking about?'
'It's times like this, that I wish I was sealed into a woman, but anyways kit I want to transform at least one part of you...please.'
'I told you I don't want your power.'
'Who said it would make you powerful? I just wanted to make a certain... thing a little bigger. I know it is pretty big to start with for a human, but I want you to be great in everything including... you know.' Kyuubi was smiling from ear to ear at what he just mentioned.
'What the hell are you talking about. I'm already great at everything and I don't know what you mean.'
'Kit... your retarded. I was just going to help you in the female department.'
'What do you know? I mean your a fucking demon who doesn't have a family... and your a male.'
'That hurts kit...even to a demon like me that hurts.'
'You know lets just drop this conversation, I need to wake up about now.'
Naruto sat up from his bed and walked out the front door to see Kakashi and Sasuke training on top of the crystal blue ocean. Naruto went inside to grab his shirt and leapt threw the open window to see if Sasuke would mind sparring with him. HE wanted to test his strength and wanted to see how far Sasuke has come as well.
"Hey sensei, would you mind if me and teme here sparred for a bit?"
"I guess not, lets see how far both of you have come so far."
"Oh yeah I'm going to enjoy kicking your ass dobe."
"I bet you can't even scratch me a little."
"We'll see about that."
Both genins took to there stances on top of the water. Sasuke made the first move and decided to throw a few kunais towards Naruto while he ran towards him. Naruto grabbed the kunai with his hand and threw them back at Sasuke. He stood still waiting for Sasuke to make the next move. Sasuke jumped and delivered a kick, only to be blocked by Naruto's arm. Still in the air, Sasuke torqued his body a forty-five degree angle and sent a kick with his opposite foot. Naruto ducked and released Sasuke and started to create a few seals while running towards Sasuke. Sasuke saw this and tried to prevent Naruto from completing his jutsu. NAruto was running to fast and saw a kunai heading towards him and he knew he couldn't dodge it and he didn't complete his seals, so thinking quickly he released the chakra on his feet and he sunk into the water.
'Suiton: Suishouha no Jutsu (Water: Water Wave Techique),'A large amount of water formed above Sasuke and he couldn't dodge it judging from its mass.
"Katon: Ryuuka no Jutsu (Fire: Dragon Fire Technique)," Kakashi looked up from his book that he was reading to see Sasuke defending himself from a massive amount of water.
Sasuke was breathing hard and was tired from trying to stay above the water. Naruto jumped back onto the surface of the water and was preparing another slew of handseals.
"Suiton: Kouryou Dangan (Water: Water Dragon Bullets)" A row of dragon heads broke the surface of the water and started to propel large water orbs from thier mouths. Sasuke had difficulty avoiding the orbs as he was bombarded with hundreds of them. Naruto smirked as Sasuke's reaction time started to slow down more and more. One of the water bullets hit him straight in the chest causing him to fly back a hundred meters or so. Naruto ran up to Sasuke and pulled his head from under the water.
"Nice try teme, but it looks like I win this time."
"Heh, like I would lose to a loser like you. I just got distracted, next time I won't go easy on you dobe."
"We'll see about that."
"Okay you two I think that's enough for today. I'm going to switch shifts with Sakura, now why don't you two do something productive and help prepare dinner."
Later That Night...
"So why are you two late this time?"
"We..." Sasuke was whispering into Naruto's ear ," What's our excuse this time?"
"Just say that we were trying to find out whats under Kakashi-sensei's mask."
"Well, ummm Sakura, we were just trying to find out what's under sensei's mask."
"Well that's stupid."
"Haven't you wondered what's under it?" asked Naruto.
"Why don't you just ask him instead of running around trying to take it off."
"Okay." 'Whew, she bought it... thank you Naruto.'
"Yo what's up" Kakashi said as he sat down around the table.
"Hey sensei, what's under that mask of yours?"
"Well if you really want to know..." Kakashi reached for his mask and tugged on it to reveal, "... Another mask!" said Kakashi. Everyone fell down hysterically.
"Before I forget, we are to start gaurding Tazuna all times by tomorrow, because he said that he expects the bridge to be completed by tommorow."
At the Bridge the Next Day...
"Where's Naruto?" asked Sakura.
"Well, just let him sleep, I don't know what he does at night but that boy goes through more clothes than the whole village. I mean he comes in late at night with no shirt, his pants are always torn, and he always returns panting hard and sweaty. If I didn't know any better..." Kakashi grinned pervertedly.
"I highly doubt that sensei." said Sakura slapping her forehead.
"I don't Sakura. I saw him making out with a girl when I first found him and it looked like she was really into it and..."
Sasuke was about to finish until a kunai was sent at thier feet. The trio looked up to see Zabuza walking up to them with the fake hunter nin.
"Hatake, I'm glad to see you and for the last time may I add. Oh and look this one is still shaking with fear," Zabuza summoned up four water clones to surround the group.
"I'm not shaking, I'm trembling... with excitement."
"Go ahead Sasuke... Show him what you got." Kakashi looked at the uchiha and smirked a bit. Sasuke jumped in front of a clone and delivered a swift kick to it's skull causing it to liquefy. Sasuke bounced off the clone while it was still solid and used the momentum to send a strong punch into another one's jaw. He quickly took a handful of kunais and shuriken and threw them at the remaining clones, disspersing them. Sasuke then walked back to his place with a grin plastered on his face.
"Looks like you have some competition Haku."
"It appears so."
Haku slowly walked towards Sasuke as he took his fighting stance.
"Hn, you don't look like much."
Haku took another step then vanished from Sasuke's sight. She came forth from behind him with one of the kunais that he had thrown at the clones.
"I think you dropped this."
Sasuke pivoted to see his kunai being handed to him. 'How did he get behind me?' Sasuke was amazed by the boy's speed. Sasuke snarled and kicked the kunai into the air. He jumped to throw the kunai at the fake hunter nin, but as soon as he had the kunai in his hand he couldn't locate the boy. Haku was once again behind the Uchiha and tapped his shoulder. Sasuke turned around again in mid-air to see the fake hunter nin behind him. 'How does he keep doing that damn't.' Haku then threw a punch at Sasuke, but he grabbed her fist and still had the kunai in his other hand. Sasuke smirked at the Haku's predicament.
"I got you."
"Actually I have the advantage. You see the ground is covered with water... and I still have one free hand."
Back at Tazuna's
Naruto was just starting to wake up from his slumber to find that he had no clothes and would most likely have to steal one of Kakashi's shirts... again. He stretched out his arms as he found Kakashi's book on a nearby desk. Naruto looked at the book and saw that the spine had been worn out, which meant that it was frequently read. 'Well... it helped me get one female friend, maybe it can give me more tips on women.'
"Let's see what we got here... Oh this must be a new book, I've never seen Kakashi take this volume out before." Naruto observed the book and saw that it was the eighth volume, " Chapter One: How to be a Good Neighbor... That's interesting, I never met my neighbors... I should make it one of my top priorities to meet my neighbors. 'It was a horrible day and I was locked out of my house. I left the keys in my office and there's no way to get there at this hour. Maybe if I knock on my neighbors door and use thier phone to call a locksmith,' thought the busty beauty of a doctor. Wow that's unproffesional, who leaves thier keys in a hospital?" Naruto continued to read with a great fascination towards the literature until he heard a fulminating thump coming from the kitchen.
"Who the fuck is interrupting my research?" Naruto yelled out. (A/N: Hmmmm, 'research' lol)
Naruto grabbed a shirt that he found tucked away in Kakashi's bag and stormed out of his room in annoyance. He then returned to the room to grab the book and began to read while he walked downstairs. When he reached the kitchen he found the floor covered with some blood and the backdoor open.
"Kuso... not only did they take Tsunami-san, but... they spilled my breakfast all over the floor. Fuck and I barely know how to cook. Oh well at least I'll have some fun. I still hear voices coming from the outside." Naruto picked at the food in despair as it was spilled across the floor. He stood up to inspect if any food was left and went towards his bag. After he saw his bag he hung his head in anguish, "... damn and they ate my pocky. I was saving that for later." Naruto still heard the arguing that was taking place outside and decided to eavesdrop and find out what had happened to Tsunami.
"I told you kid, if you don't want your mommy dead I suggest that you back off before we hurt her... and you," said a man while placing his sword against Tsunami's neck.
"M-M-MOMMY!!! Let her go."
"Uhh, this is so annoying. Are you sure we can't slice this kid's head off?" The other man was getting ticked off and started to unsheath his sword.
"Well, Gatou said we only needed one hostage and we got the bridgebuiler's daughter here... so, yeah go ahead kill him." The two andvanced towards Inari and grasped both thier swords tightly and swung it, but both of them stopped. Naruto was holding both of thier blades in his hands. Naruto grinned and kicked the first one in the gut, he staggered backwards.
"So you're the ones that destroyed my breakfast and kidnapped Tsunami-san. I'll kill you..." Naruto, with the two blades still in his hands threw the one into the gut of the one he just kicked. The man pulled the sword out, but he also pulled out his intestines.
"I'm pretty sure that you need that." Naruto laughed and pulled the other sword towards him, so that the other man that was still holding the sword was face to face with the kyuubi container. Naruto's eyes flashed red making the man weak to his knees and fall over. Naruto grasped the blade and raised it over his head then propelled it, cutting off the ropes that were binding Tsunami. The man was still on the ground quivering in fear and was lifted off the ground to face Naruto.
"Why are you kidnapping her?"
"W-w-we were o-ordered t-to kidnap her after Gatou killed off Zabuza and Haku..."
"Now why would they do that?"
"Gatou never likes to pay missing nins and usually has them destroyed after there use is unnecessary."
"Thanks for the information, but I still have to kill you. You have my pocky and my breakfast is on the floor."
"I-I-I didn't take your p-pocky." It was too late as Naruto brought up two off his fingers and jammed them into the man's solar plex. He felt unbelievable pain and began to puke uncontrollably. He brought up his hands to his mouth and fell over after the ruptured blood in his mouth waned. Naruto checked both of the men.
"Hmmmm go figure, they weren't lying. They don't have my pocky... Inari, are you and your mother alright?" Inari nodded his head slowly as he looked up at the blond in awe and stared at the bodies of the dead samurai.
"You were brave Inari. I didn't think you had the balls to stand up for yourself. Now to more important business, do either of you know where I put my pocky?"
"Your pocky?... I found it left on the table and I thought that my mom bought some for me so... I ate it."
"NANI!?!?...Hey where's my team Tsunami-san?"
"I think they are all gaurding the bridge this week, but before you go why don't I make you som..."
"Sorry Tsunami-san, I have to go and help my team out."
Back at the Bridge
Kakashi and Zabuza were both circling around each other. Kakashi reached for his forehead protector, but Zabuza used his zanbatou to block his hand. Kakashi used the metal on his gloves to keep the giant sword from slicing him in half.
Haku began creating one handed seals, "Hijutsu: Sensatsu Suishou (Secret Technique: Flying Water Needles)." Dozens of needles emerged from the water and surrounded the two shinobi. With a swift hand gesture, Haku commanded the ice needles to impale the Uchiha. Sasuke jumped out of the way of the many needles.
"That boy, did he just perform a jutsu with one handed seals?"
"Very observant Hatake. He may not look like much, but he has a lot of potential and is stronger than most jounin. In fact he is even stronger than me." Kakashi was stupified at the power of the young shinobi.
"I see, your pretty fast, I guess I won't have to go easy on you. Let me show you what true speed is." Haku made a few handseals.
"Hijutsu: Makyou Hyosuhou (Secret Technique: Demonic Ice Mirrors)" A bunch of mirrors made of ice rose from the water, creating a prison around the Uchiha. Haku entered one of the mirrors, all the mirrors suddenly projected her image.
"W-what the hell is this?"
"This is my ultimate technique." With that Sasuke was then hit with a barrage of senbon needles.
"SASUKE!" Sakura saw Sasuke getting fucked up. She spotted the kunai that he had dropped.
"SASUKE CATCH!" Sakura threw the kunai towards Sasuke, only to be caught by Haku.
"Thank you for the kunai."
Somewhere in the Forest
"Well I'm in no hurry to get to the bridge, I might as well continue my research..."
"Hey kit, turn to page thirteen again... I haven't uhhhh... read it thoroughly yet."
"Why would I do that? I'm already this far and I'm not going to go back just because you were asleep through the first five chapters and I already know what I need to know about those chapters so far."
"B-b-b-b-b-but I... it's so boring in here and you finally lightened up my day..."
"Hey fox... are you... bleeding?" 'What the fuck's everyone's problem bleeding whenever I read this damn book anyway?'
