It was really hot and stuff. Like really. The teen titans were on the beach because they lived basically on the beach I mean have u seen their house. So they were all sitting on the beach doing beach stuff like watermelon, fish, margaritas, and water. They were swimming and stuff. But NOT RAVEN! No hte quiet empath was reading and sitting there while the rest of them actually had fun. "YOU," bb said to raven "are not normal." "Neither are you," said raven "you turn into animals."

"At least my soul is normal," bb procalaimed and her turned into sea creatures and squirted water from the ocean at her.

Robin intercepted the jets of water with an artful karate chop, "NO TIME," he yelled. "We have to do our shot competition."

"Ughhhh" said raven, "fiinnnneuh"

"Um is this not the 'illegal'" said starfiere

"Star starstarstar star. " said robin, "it's only illegal, if u get caught."

"Oooh."

"I challeneg Cyborg to a d-d-d-duel "said Raven.

"Rae omg cyborg is the best shots guy on the team. He is part ROBOT!" Said bb "you'll never survive"

"I can do this," said raven quietly.

So the teen titans lined up the shots. Well, surprise surprise raven didn't last half as long. And soon she was sitting there squinting around.

"Who? are you?" Said Raven to a watermelon. And then looked at bb, "you're hot!" She said to the little green shapeshifter. And she grabbed him and began passionately making out with him. At least she thought it was him, but in reality it was a cat scratching post with a little springy red ball on top. Poor beast boy shed a sad (but extremely manly) tear.


A/N: do you guys know how hard it is to write like this? Haha it's been a while but, there's going to be another chapter up today/tomorrow written but the chick who owns this account .