"I don't really read a lot. Maybe I should." -Syd Barrett


R - E - V - I - E - W


"Okay, students, how do you tell a simile from a metaphor?" said Mr. Garrison in his bored

tone of voice.

"Who cares?" I said out loud.

"Excuse me, Vean, for your information, everyone cares." said Mr. Garrison.

"Well, you're wrong." I said.

"Shut up, Vean, or else you'll get an afterschool detention." said Mr. Garrison.

"I don't think that this class full of delinquents and sociopaths" I pointed to Bain "really give a

shit about what the differences of a simile and metaphor are, since,as you said yourself, are

going to get really crappy jobs, which is why this whole thing doesn't make sense."

"Alright, that does it!" screamed Mr. Garrison.

I walked out of the class, happy my plan had worked. I'm not that stupid, I just don't care.

Anyway, I walked to the front of the building where Reese and Ozzy were waiting for me. See,

we're going to egg Mr. Garrison's house. The plan was simple. Lulu and Kenny pretend to be

sick using the Ferris Bueller strategy, and then they would get us out of school. Soon, I saw A

crappy car pull up to the school with two people in it.

"What took you so long?" Ozzy asked Kenny.

"It took us some time to convince my parents to let us borrow their car." said Kenny.

"Well, first I have to eat." said Reese.

"Fine, we'll stop somewhere on the way." said Kenny.

A few minutes later, we were all in Kenny's parents' car.

"Here." said Reese.

"Get me a double cheeseburger." I said "and tell them to make it medium rare. I'm going to get

my gun." I said.

"Why didn't you just bring it to school?" said Kenny.

"Retard, you can't just bring weapons to school." said Lulu.

"Oh yeah." said Kenny.

I jogged up to my new house, which was part of a big apartment building which was luckily

located next to the Burger King's that we were getting food at.

I got my gun, and 3 extra clips, just in case.

I walked out to where Kenny, Lulu, Reese, and Ozzy were sitting.

"Let's go." said Kenny.

We got into his parents' car. As he drove, he ate loudly.

"Kenny, can you stop being a cow?" said Ozzy.

"Yeah." Lulu said.

When we got to Mr. Garrison's house, we found at least 5 cars parked in front of his house.

A man walked out, carrying a DVD player.

"What are you doing?" Reese asked me as I got out my gun.

"Getting them." I said, and yelled "FREEZE!"

The guy looked at me, and ran into the house, but I fired and clipped him in the foot.

"Fuck!" the criminal yelled.

"Holy shit!" yelled Ozzy.

I ran towards the house, and yelled "Get out or else I'll shoot!"

In a minute, the remaining criminals walked out with their hands in the air.

"Leave!" I said. They left.

"Now, let's egg his house." I said to a speechless Reese and Ozzy, since Lulu and Kenny left

when I had fired."


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