Fang: Uwaaaaaaa~ Only four! Four! F-O-U-R!? *Sobbing hysterically* Is this a curse or what!? Anyway, thank you for the support, everyone. Even if its only four.. Four.. FOU-

Talon: Oh shut up! *Smacks* Stop being so melodramatic!

Fang: Goddamn you! Who lets you go to my room? And why the heck are you slapping me on my head!? Get out! *Kicks him out of the room.* You aren't making any appearance in this chapter, go fly somewhere you mutated chicken!

Anyway, thank you for the reviews guys and girls.. I'm so grateful for the continuous support. A little warning for this chapter: Multiple mentions of M rated stuff and sexual innuendos. For those under the age of fourteen, parental guidance are seriously suggested. This is mostly a filler chapter with a lot of perverted humor.

Oh! Oh! And I wrote a my first ever Fairy Tail fanfiction! My first Anime Fanfic! Cheers! It's really difficult to get good reviews there unless your fic's really awesome though.. The hype is just too much. I am in the process of making another new fic. Either a DP x Highschool DxD or Naruto x Highschool DxD/

Talon: Big bro's channeling his inner pervert! Everything with DxD is perverted!

Fang: GET OUT! *Picks up rapid gun.*

Talon: Yikes! *Escape*

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Chapter 10

::I win the goddamn bet, you stupid dog, so you do it.:: Zenith growled from his spot beside the bed in which lay one very bandaged Houndoom. The dragon, while immensely amused at his Rival's appearance, doesn't let it disturb him from demanding his winning rights from the perceived loser.

Torch, however, disagreed. ::Win!? You? Fuck that, it's a damn tie, you moronic iron ball! I defeated one opponent, you defeated one opponent so its a fucking tie!:: He argued, glaring so murderously at the Shelgon that if glares could kill, Zenith would have died a hundred times over and turned to nothing more but a bloody smear on the floor. The fact that he was nothing less than a cocoon of bandage, however, turned his attempt from being "possibly horrifying" to "absolutely amusing". Zenith made sure to capitalize on it.

::Aww.. aren't you adorable. Do you want some nipple to suck on?:: The dragon mocked, his eyes practically glowing from amusement.

A snarl made its way past the houndoom's bared fangs. ::When I got rid of this fucking bandages, I'm so gonna-:: He began to list all the things he would do to Zenith after his recovery, none of which was particularly pleasing or good for health. Through it all, as if drawing amusement from the bloody threats of murder the black dog was spewing, Zenith just laughed.

A chansey passed through the room in which they were talking and shook her head disapprovingly at the duo. ::Such foul language..:: She commented sadly before going on, trying her best to ignore all the profanities produced inside the room.

::The fact is I win.:: Zenith persisted.

::It's a tie, blockhead!:: Torch denied.

::Look, we defeated one opponent each, right?:: Torch nodded his head. ::But you got defeated while I don't! That means your score is 0 while mine is +1! Ha! Take that! It's my win.:: Zenith began to sing and dance over the limp form of Torch who was too bandaged to be able to move freely.

::That's a stupid logic!:: Torch accused.

::It's called mathematics, fool.:: Zenith jabbed. ::Now, stop being a sore loser and suck it up! Be a man and face your penalty.::

::It's not about being manly, its something called justice!:: Torch said.

Zenith gave him an unreadable look. It quickly changed into one of smugness. ::Excuses.:: He said with a scoff before jumping down the bed and walking out of the room, completely ignoring the profanities flying at him from the background.

He closed the door with an audible BAM! without a care in the world, whistling a jaunty tune as he went away -even though it was physically impossible for him, what with the lack of visible mouth. ::Victory felt so good.:: He sighed blissfully.


Moments later..


"Torch, how're you doi- Eep!" Danny squeaked fearfully when a literal blazing glare was aimed at him. Really, there was a literal fire burning inside of those dark eyes of the dual Fire and Dark type Pokemon. "Err.. Are you okay?" Danny wasn't ashamed to say that he was intimidated by the snarl that the black dog released in response to his question.

Sensing his trainer and unsaid best friend's distress, the Darkness Pokemon sighed before lowering the murderousness of his stare to a somewhat manageable level. ::What?:: He asked irritably.

"Uh.. Uhm.. I was just checking in on you, y'know, about your popped lungs thing?" Danny answered nervously from his spot behind the door, ready to use it as a shield should the Fire type decided to be volatile and exploded on him, literally and figuratively. "You okay? You seem upset." The halfa asked concernedly, both for himself and for whoever pissed Torch.

::What are you, my mother?:: He grumbled annoyedly with an exaggerated eye roll. Seeing that his trainer still had his expectant stare, the horned dog sighed before caving in. ::Fine. Made a bet with stupid round-ass, lose.:: He asnwered.

"You lose a bet and then decided to take it out on me?" Danny asked, slightly offended.

::Well, not really.:: Torch denied, somehow finding the machines particularly interesting to watch. ::It's just.. well..:: He began to mumble incoherently about irrelevant things.

Danny sighed at him. "It's okay. It happened to everyone when they're in a bad mood." Danny relented with an understanding look. The raven haired trainer pulled a seat beside the bed and immediately sat himself down. "So, what kinda bet you made?"

::Me and stupid Round-ass made a bet that whoever defeats the most in the Gym battle won't have to give Riptide the talk while the loser has to do it.:: Danny was sure that if he had been eating or drinking something than he'd done the perfect spit take, spit and all. ::I lose since the one point of my victory was nullified by my defeat while he got no defeat.::

"I see. So mathematically, that makes your point zero while Zenith's was one, right?" Danny concluded.

::It's not mathematic! It's just some stupid logic!:: Torch growled angrily.

"Sure. Whatever makes you happy." Danny relented. "So.. you gotta give The talk to Riptide now? The birds and bees talk?" He asked dumbfoundedly.

::Yeah. Birds and bees, Knight and the holy maiden, Fire in the hole, whatever you wanna call it. Most parents teach their kids about reproduction early, so we aren't going to make a fool out of ourselves when the time does come.:: Torch explained, not the least bit disturbed over the usually taboo topic.

"Wait! What was that just now? Fire in the hole? That gotta be the most direct sexual innuendo I've ever heard!" Danny spluttered, a red blush coloring his face. In fact, his usually pale caucassian skin tone had turned so red he looked like a boiled crab.

::Yeah, well.. Most people aren't all that creative. Especially about this kinda stuff.:: He admitted with a shrug, or at least it would be a shrug if his body wasn't encassed in a cocoon of bandage.

"I-isn't this too early, though?" Danny asked, a small blush on his face as he remembered his own parent's overly detailed description of what he should do to make a girl happy. Physically.

::If you think human children and teenagers are curious, then you'd be shocked by what Pokemon children and teenagers are like.:: Torch commented with an eye roll. ::We don't wear clothes so pups often compare themselves with one another. When they found a difference, they'll all go Gung-ho about it and started to explore. When that happens, they may do something they'll regret faster than you could say fuck.:: He said.

"So to prevent them from getting curious and experimenting by themselves, parents teach them about it early." Danny concluded, earning a nod from the bedridden Houndoom. "I see. That's smart of them."

::Uh-huh. Besides, our mating rites aren't all that difficult and complicated like you humans. For example-:: And so, for the next thirty minutes, Danny was forced to sit through and endure the one-way discussion about Pokemon mating and courting habits while Torch regalled him with all the things he knew of the subject. He would have been embarrassed about the whole experience if he doesn't feel disturbed and more than a bit nauseated by it. The fact that he was from a completely different species just increased the nausea he's having.

::And then-::

Danny swiftly reached to the paper bag he brought and shoved a lump of Mochi into Torch's open mouth, effectively silencing him and stopping what would probably be another horrifying experience of inter-species sexual education.

"No more. Seriously, no more." He wheezed exhaustedly.

::What's with you? *Munch* You're a guy, for Arceus' sake! You shouldn't be so easily embarrassed about this kinda thing.:: Danny was tempted to tell him that that wasn't the case at all. For one, he wasn't so much embarrassed as he was disturbed and then, being a guy doesn't mean he was immune to the embarrassment of having the taboo subject slapped right onto his face.

"So.. you're the one who have to talk about this to Riptide?" Danny asked in a pathetic attempt of changing the subject.

::Mhm. Pup needs to know the birds and bees so he won't be clueless about things.:: Torch nodded at him. ::Just don't be embarrassed if the kid ask you to see your stuff. Y'know, since you're his old man and all.:: Danny blushed a bit before standing up and walking off to the door.

"Well, rest up then. Oh, and good luck for the talk. You'll need it." Danny grinned at him before exitting the room. "See ya!"

The door closed with a muted click and Danny found himself sighing in mental exhaustion. He resolved to go catch a Psychic-type later as soon as possible to help him erase the memory of this conversation, or at least lock it away in the deepest recess of his mind where he was sure he would never found it for the rest of his life.

A cough informed him that he wasn't alone and Danny turned his head to look at the stiff and nervous looking Grovyle. To be fair, he doesn't look any different, but if you know where to look, the tell tale signs of nervousness was definitely present in the taciturn Grass-type.

Danny mentally praised the gecko's perfect poker face.

"Hey, Grovyle. Do you need something?" Danny asked with a tilt of his head.

::I.. brought you terrible news.:: He said in a grim and resigned voice not too dissimilar to that of a warrior who knew that his defeat was certain and assured. ::Your blasted bird.. He might have introduced Leo to something he should have never seen.:: Without another word, the Grass-type began to drag Danny by his hands to the place where Leo was probably staying at.


And so..


Danny, for the first time since so long, felt the need to cry really, really hard to resist.

When he arrived back in his room, he found that everything was in order. The bed was still messy, their dirty clothes strewn around and still littering the floor, and the room generally looked like any common boy's room; Untidy and messy. He immediately felt a great weight has been lifted off his shoulder -that had been a false alarm on Grovyle's part.

He was wrong. Oh so wrong.

He realized that fact the moment he heard the disturbing noise that could only be described as a Sexy Moan. Robotically, as though fearing what he might see, Danny turned his head to the side. He quickly regretted his decision.

"Danny." He flinched as Leo called his name. "What are those girls doing to that radish?"

Danny, using a rather liberal exploit of his ghost power, increased his speed so much that he covered the small distance in less than a second, almost as if he was teleporting and immediately covered the redhead's eye and plugged his ears. Sure that the younger male was unable to see and hear, Danny released a blast of Ecto energy from his eyes and obliterated the laptop he was viewing the porn with.

It was official. He will be getting a Psychic-type as soon as possible and erase the memory of this particular morning.

"Don't think too much about it, Leo." He assured. "Look! There was a new batch of pancake in the cafeteria, let's grab some!" Leo nodded excitedly, more interested in the pancakes rather than girls and radish. He can't thank Leo's gluttonous nature enough for the safe.

Disaster averted. Mission success.

Now, on to the next order of business, mainly hunting a certain innocence-corrupting bird and giving it one hell of an ass-whoopin'. Danny let his eyes shift to the color of his alter ego's before narrowing dangerously to the distance. He had decided.

Gale would suffer through a thousand Ecto-powered spanks as his punishment.


Later..


::You stay.::

Danny's eyes bugged out of its socked as he stared at the flat-faced Torch. He should stay? Endure another thirty minutes, possibly more, of the Pokemon Sex Education and getting his mind fucked by all the graphic details the black dog could cook up with his tongue?

"Fuck no!" Of course, as a good parent, his hands hand moved on auto pilot to plug Riptide's ears to prevent him from hearing the profanities. He would preserve the little otter's innocence for a bit longer no matter how it takes! "I am not staying for this! One time is enough and I'm not gonna fill my ears with that plague ever again!" He said.

::That's just rude!:: Torch spluttered. ::I'll have you know that Pokemon didn't create different positions for se-::

"LALALALALALA~" Danny screamed at the top of his lungs. "I don't hear anything!" He denied before putting the obviously confused Water type on the bed, right beside the bedridden Torch and quickly did a tactical retreat and left the premises.

::Tsk. Pussy.:: Torch scoffed at the door where Danny had just escaped from before turning to face the Water-type beside him. ::C'mere pup! We'll have a talk!:: He said.

::What kinda talk, Uncle?:: Torch sweatdropped at that. He had hoped to take the big brother role instead of uncle, but that damn perverted bird had one-upped him on taking that rank. He sighed in defeat, nothing he could do short of begging Dialga to turn back time could change the status quo.

::Mature talk.:: Literally and figuratively. Thinks are going to move from T rate to a possible M with parents guidance rate. ::So, you know, male and female.. they would do-::

And so, for the next hour or so, Riptide was regalled with all the sexual knowledge a male Pokemon has to mandatory know, unknowingly sharing the same fate as his father and getting himself traumatized.

Shaking in fear, Riptide looked at his uncle. ::So.. we have to pierce..::

::Yeah. And don't forget to thrust in and out of...::

::S-slam and.. skewer..!? W-won't that be painful?::

::I think some might enjoy the pain a bit. Sometimes they might even-::

::T-they could bend like that!?::

::Uh-huh, you need to twist around and search for this spot-::

::There's a button inside their body? Are they cyborg?::

::The key is you need to hold on for as long as you can and-::

::Hold what?::

::And then, this white cream will-::

::I think I am going to be sick..::

Unknown to the two of them, an audience was present outside the door to their room, standing petrified like a statue as they listened in on the mind-numbing conversation going on inside the closed space. Grovyle and Starly kept on listening, disgusted but unable to turn themselves away as a mysterious force kept them on their feet.

A nurse Chancey wandered over, a question mark on top of her head as she wondered what the two were doing standing around in front of the door like that. Curiously, the pink egg-shapped Pokemon poked the two of them on the legs, watching them delightfully rock in place as though they were indeed statues.

::What are you two doing?:: She asked.

All she recieved was a hollow stare from the two Pokemon as they robotically pointed at the door. Chansey, confused, innocently pressed her ears onto the door to listen in the ongoing conversation.

She promptly passed out, still standing on her feet. As impossible as it is.


Meanwhile..


::You sure are cruel.:: The newly evolved staravia commented, rubbing his behind and wincing as the pain flared at contact. ::I was just showing him how to be mature.:: Gale pouted.

"Mature my ass! You're corrupting him." Danny glared at the pouting Staravia. "Listen here, there's a fine line between perversion and maturity. It was really thin, though. I was sure that what you wanted to show him was more or less breaching the realm of perversion." Danny said.

::Pervert for the win!::

Danny facepalmed at the bird perched on his shoulder, resisting the urge to blast him with his beam. They walked in silence for a few more minutes before coming to the sight of a petrified Grovyle and Starly as well as an unconscious yet standing Chansey. Danny took one look at them and facepalmed in exasperation.

"I don't even want to know what happened." Danny deadpanned before, using his ghost strength, picked up the two frozen Pokemon and moved thm aside and opened the door, quickly moving inside before closing it with an audible bam.

"So, Lil' champ, how's your session?" Danny asked.

::I feel like a piece of me has broken and disappeared, Dad.:: Riptide answered with a shaky voice, eyes staring blankly at the air before randomly shivering at something that doesn't seem to exist.

"I think you broke him." Danny deadpanned at the bandaged Houndoom.

The Pokemon in question just scoffed at him. ::That was just his brain trying to process all the information. He will be fine.:: Torch waved a dismissive paw flippantly at him. Then, his eyes landed on the petrified Grovyle and Starly, as well as the unconscious Chansey. ::What's with them?::

"Nothin'. Just ignore them." Danny said. The black haired teen then picked up the still stunned Water-type and walked out of the room, Gale once again perched on his shoulder. "I'll be going to the town for supplies, don't do anything crazy and rest up!" Danny ordered before closing the door and went on his way.

::It's not like I could do anything with this bandages on me..:: Torch grumbled annoyedly.


2 days later, Route 207


After taking two days break in Oreburg, Danny and Leo decided to finally hit the road and walked all the way to route 207, a long rugged trail of soil along the steep foot of Mt. Coronet. Danny wasn't too keen on the idea of going to Mt. Coronet after experiencing what the Oreburg gate was like, the simple idea of meeting a whole horde of Zubat was just unappealing.

"So.. where are we going from here?" He was mentally praying to anyone above that Leo wouldn't say Mt. Coronet.

"Dunno.. We can go to Hearthome City through Mt. Coronet or we could go to route 206 and straight to Eterna City." Leo suggested. Danny smiled at the prospect of going somewhere not filled with Zubat.

"Let's go to Eterna then." Danny smiled. "By the way, I forgot to ask, how's your talk with Sentret?" Danny asked.

"Oh her." Leo's usual bright voice took a hint of sadness in it. Or annoyance, it was pretty hard to tell. "Maybe we're just unsuited to each other. She requested to either be let free or switched with another trainer that could satisfy her need for destruction." Leo informed.

"You let her go?" Danny asked.

"Nope." Here, his voice definitely took on a more cheerful tone. "I know this dude who specialize in Normal-type and had someone that he could trade with my Sentret." Leo said.

"Really?" Danny asked, raising an eyebrow at his statement. "So, what did you get?"

Leo picked a Pokeball from his belt and opened it without much fanfare. It popped open, releasing a stream of white light which morped into something quadrupedal and looked slightly equine. In a flash, a healthy and well-fed Ponyta appeared, its mane of fire blazing proudly on the back of its neck.

"Ooh!" Danny crowed. "A Ponyta. Nice one, Leo." He congratulated.

Leo grinned happily at the older teen, patting the fire horse kindly on the side of its body. Ponyta neighed happily at the soothing contact before she nuzzled herself to the crook of the redhead's neck, earning itself a laugh from the ticklish trainer.

"So, is it a guy or a girl?" Danny asked.

"Its a girl." Leo answered. "I've checked." He admitted bluntly.

"You shouldn't admit something like that so easily, you know.." Danny sweatdropped at him. "Eh well, let's just get going."

Route 206 is apparently a biker-only highway route, which means we're permitted to past only if we rode on bicycle. Danny was really tempted to tell the guard that it was one of the stupiddest thing he'd ever heard, but quickly decided against it. That guard looked constipated. The road was long and smoothly paved with asphalt for the bikers to move comfortably, for this reason, this highway was called the Cycling Road. Below it, was a small grassy field leading to the entrance of the Wayward Cave.

Since Leo is the only one who has a Bike on him, Danny was forced to hitchhike along with him. The experience once again left him nauseous to the point where he felt like his breakfast, along with his innards wanted to make an escape out of his stomach. Leo's driving skill was so mad that it rivalled, no, defeated and outclassed his dad's driving skills, which means that it was so beyond horrible that the word itself couldn't begin to describe the horror of it.

Poor Danny couldn't look at red bicycles without feeling the need to hurl.

"That was fun." Leo commented with a grin.

"That was traumatizing." Dany wheezed with a pained, ill look on his face. "That was one of the biggest mistake of my life."

"Aww.. don't be like that!" Leo slapped him on the back. Hard. "Anyway, we're here!"

"Thank god." Danny mumbled.

Eterna City is one of the oldest city in Sinnoh and shows a great deal of historical monuments in it. The buildings, while some was new, still has most of their traditional look and designs in it, creating a rather startling blend between modern style and ancient cultures of architecture. The most notable aspect of this city was probably the two large statues on the east side of the town, depicting the legendary Palkia and Giratina.

Oh, and there was another Gym here.

"You gonna go to the gym?" Leo asked. "Cuz' I wanna train with my Pokemon in the Eterna forest, so I probably won't be going for a while. Wanna join? I heard there is a.. h-haunted mansion in that place." It was clear to even the densest of person that Leo was hoping for Danny to accompany him in his training. Luckily for him, Danny picked up on it.

"Sure. Could use some more training." Danny nodded.

Leo breathed a sigh of relieve. "Thanks, Danny."

T.B.C


A/N: Well? What do you think? Is it good? Is it bad? I hope its good. Give me your thoughts on review! See ya, guys!

Fang out!