The Mario Gang's Wacky Vacation Chapter 11: Deja Vu?

Toad: Okay Yoshi. I'll do this again.

(Yoshi and Toad were in the boys' room. Yoshi was holding the blue Power Drinker. Toad was holding the green one.)

Yoshi: All right then. What does Liquor drive?

Toad: I do believe it's Triceratops.

(Yoshi dug in the toy box and pulled out a blue Triceratops.)

Yoshi: Correct. Now what about the green one?

Toad: Speaking of green, did you see Luigi freak out?

Yoshi: Hey yeah. What was up with that?

Toad: I'm still trying to figure out who the hell Dr Gadd is.

Yoshi: I know. What did he mean when he said and I quote "the stupid vacuum overheated again"? I mean, that wasn't a vacuum. That was a water gun.

Toad: You don't suppose he's still suffering from that slavery thing, do you?

Yoshi: Beats me. That happened years ago. I's over and done with.

(Bowser walks in.)

Bowser: Hey guys. What's up?

Yoshi: Um...nothing.

Bowser: Nothing, huh? Then why are you playing with Power Rangers again?

Yoshi: Can you think of anything better to do?

Bowser: Yeah. It's called the Nintendo 64!

Toad: You sound like Luigi.

Bowser: Did you see that dude freak out? That was messed up.

(In the kitchen, Mario, Wario, Waluigi, D.K. and Peach were also talking about Luigi. Where is he anyway?)

Peach: Mario, your brother's crazy.

Mario: What can I do about it?

D.K.: Tie that bastard up.

Mario: Don't call Weegie a bastard!

D.K.: Face it. He's a bastard.

Mario: If you call him a bastard again, I'll kick your butt!

Wario: Yo! Hold it! This looks familiar.

(Wario pulled out the Luigi's Adventure at the Sea book and opened it.)

Wario: Yeah. See? Look on pages 94 and 95.

Mario: Hmm... Cranky says "I didn't see that whipper snapper". Then I say "Don't call Luigi a whipper snapper". Cranky says "Face it. He's a whipper snapper". Yadda yadda yadda... He's right! D.K., you idiot!

Peach: Okay Mario. Calm down. Fighting doesn't get you anywhere. By the way, Waluigi, what are we playing in the club house tonight?

Waluigi: I couldn't think of anything yet. Not with Luigi being a dork anyway.

Mario: Don't call Weegie a dork!

Waluigi: Face it. He's a dork!

Mario: Darn it. If you call Weegie a dork one more time, I'm gonna kick your butt!

Wario: Here we go again...

Peach: Wario, where did you get that book from?

Wario: You know...I can't remember at the moment.

Peach: Lemme see that book.

(Peach took the book from Wario. It had a sand-colored cover with a cheaply drawn picture of Luigi, a pink yoshi and a yoshi's egg with sea-green spots on it. Near the top it said Luigi's Adventure at the Sea in green letters and below that it said By N64 Chick in blue letters.)

Peach: N64 Chick? Who the hell is that? Oops... I did it again.

Wario: I didn't know you like Briteny Spears.

Peach: I don't. Now tell me, where did that come from?

Wario: A little something called...Internet!

D.K.: Oh yeah! That story! I've read that before!

Peach: That still doesn't explain it.

Wario: I didn't have a printer so I wrote it in a journal thingy that I swiped from Mildew Middle School.

Peach: Hmmmm...okay. I believe you.

Mario: All right. I'm done kicking the crap out of Waluigi.

Wario: You're what?!

Mario: I kicked the crap out of Waluigi because he called Weegie a dork after I told him not to.

Wario: How do I know this is true?

Mario: Look at the ground, you retard.

(Wario looked at the ground and saw a passed out Waluigi by Mario's feet.)

Wario: Dang.

Peach: Well, Mario. You better go find Luigi before he freaks out again or something rather.

Mario: Okay. If you insis-

Yoshi: Hey Mario! Come down here! We found Luigi!

(Upon hearing this, Mario went down into the basement and saw Bowser, Yoshi and Toad in one corner.)

Mario: Well, where is he?

Toad: Take a look at this...

(Bowser, Yoshi and Toad moved out of the corner and there he was. Luigi was curled up into a little ball and shaking like crazy. The ankle-deep water he lay in didn't seem to bother him.)

Mario: Yo, bro!

Toad: Way to go, Mario! This is no time to rhyme!

Mario: Anyway, what's up, Weegie?

Luigi: Shorts...yellow shorts everywhere...and ghosts...everywhere...

Yoshi: Yellow shorts?

Toad: You mean Banjo's?

Bowser: And he was complaining about ghosts earliar.

Mario: Shhh! He's saying something else.

Luigi: ...and melees too...

Bowser: What's a melee?

Toad: Melee. Noun. A confused confilt between opposing parties.

Mario: Pretty accerate, Toad.

Luigi: ...and cube-shaped game consoles?! Aieeee!

Yoshi: You're freaking me out, dude!

Bowser: Snap out of it, buddy!

(Bowser smacked Luigi in the head.)

Mario: Bowser!

(Luigi lay there for a mintue, then he slowly came to.)

Luigi: Thanks, Bowser. I needed that.

Mario, Bowser, Yoshi & Toad: Um...

Toad: What the hell? Bowser hits you and you're actually happy? What gives?

Luigi: What gives is I was obviously freaking out and Bowser cured me...for now.

Toad: If you say so...

Bowser: Dude, what were you talking about? I mean that melee thing.

Luigi: This might sound crazy, but I think there's gonna be another Super Smash Bros. game.

Mario, Bowser, Yoshi & Toad: Oh?

Luigi: And, Bowser, this is a good chance to beat up Mario because you're in the game!

Bowser: Whoa! Cool!

Luigi: In fact, you could beat up Peach cause she's in it too!

Bowser: Double cool!

Mario: Ummm... Are you sure about this, Weegie? How would you know?

Luigi: I dunno. I just have this feeling about it. Maybe I'll tell you guys about it sometime. I'll go upstairs and play. See ya.

(Luigi ran upstairs. Mario and the others just stand there, dumbfounded.)

Mario: I better keep my eye on him...

(When Luigi got upstairs, Peach, Wario, Waluigi and D.K. were playing Mario Party 2.)

Luigi: Why is Waluigi playing that?

Waluigi: Don't worry. I'm playing as you, Luigi...altough I think I'd make a better wizard than you.

(Luigi snickered. It was hard to imagine Waluigi dressed up as a wizard.)

D.K.: Peach! Put that book down and take your turn!

Peach: Oops. Sorry! This story certainly has an interesting plot. Someone pass me my controller.

Wario: Here ya go.

Peach: Thanks Wario. Yes! I got a ten! Aargh! Damn Bowser space! What the hell do you want, mother fucker? 15 coins?! Fine! Take the coins you cock sucking asshole! Just get out of here, bastard!

(Everyone stares at Peach.)

Peach: Eh...uh...oops. My bad.

Luigi: Is there anyone that didn't swear yet?

(D.K. raises his hand. Wario smacked him.)

Wario: Yeah right, D.K.! You called Luigi a bastard twice!

(Mario, Bowser, Yoshi and Toad walked in.)

Luigi: He WHAT?!

Wario: He called you a bastard!

(Luigi glares at D.K.)

D.K.: Uhhh...uh oh!

(Luigi dives at D.K. and starts pummeling him.)

D.K.: AAAHHH!!! Get it off!

(Everyone's jaws dropped in awe...except Bowser's. Bowser watches with heart-shaped eyes.)

Bowser: Sweeeeeet...