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23 reviews!!!!!! I'm so happy!!! Thank you all for reviewing, & I'm glad you like my story!
Normally I don't give individual feed back to my reviewers, but I'm making an exception for miss soccer chick or whatever. I know I've been spelling Kykyo wrong, but it's been like that way the whole story (which it appears that you've read), and I'm not gonna change it. I'm also too lazy to go back and edit it. & I seriously don't give a shit if you have a problem with that. Don't read the whole friggin thing if ya don't like, hun, simple as that.
So here's the next chapter! You're all lucky I have so much time on my hands. And that my friend was overcome with sudden tiredness and has passed out. Oh well, more chapters for you!
Recap:
Inuyasha and Kykyo were the only ones left walking home. Awkward!
"I miss you, Inuyasha" Kykyo said all of a sudden. Inuyasha was shocked.
"Umm. . guess I miss you too, Kykyo" he replied. He didn't really mean he wanted to get back together. But apparently she didn't know that since she started kissing him.
Don't tell me that wasn't stupid, I know it was. Now back to the present.
"What was that?" Inuyasha asked staring wide-eyed at her.
"What do you think?" She asked, smiling widely.
"I have to go home now" Inuyasha said quickly and started walking off. Kykyo just stared at him dumbfounded. What had she done wrong? This procedure usually worked when she wanted a guy!
Inuyasha was almost to the trailer park now. He didn't like Kykyo that way anymore. He figured he could just tell her to go fuck off. She had broke up with him. But then he remembered something Sesshomaru had told him when he was teaching him to "fight". He had told him that if you piss one woman off too much, you're pissing all off her friends and all of their friends and all of their friends off, too. If that was true, then a whole bunch of girls at school would hate him.
As he was opening the door to their trailer, he thought of the perfect excuse. It was right in front of him. He smacked himself in the head for not realizing it before.
Kagome was halfway home and thinking about the whole plan. So far, so good. Nothing had really gone wrong yet. Yet.
Miroku drove home and almost got in an accident. He was still looking a Miss October.
Nothing else note worthy happened that night. Except Inuyasha could hear Sesshomaru's mattress squeaking and was furtherly confused about how it worked with the tail. . .
The next day at school Inuyasha simply wore his kimono. He only had two gay outfits.
"Hey, Inuyasha" Koga said catching him at his locker again.
"Hello. . ." Inuyasha said, trying to picture him as Miss October.
"Do you wanna go out again today?" Koga asked.
"Sure" Inuyasha said through his teeth. Miss October, Miss October, Miss October! He thought. It wasn't working very well. Koga was about the farthest thing from a naked, blonde, brown eyed beauty.
"Ok, what do you wanna do, Inusasha?" He asked.
"My name is InuYasha, and we're going to the mall" Inuyasha said, trying to be "dominant" like Kagome had said.
"Umm. . . Ok" Koga said a bit surprised. Inuyasha had been too freaked out the day before to be stern. Or to really talk. He was still freaked out, but he was getting used to it.
"I have class now, see you after school" Inuyasha said and started walking away as the bell rang.
"You have done well, grasshopper" Kagome said. She had been watching from a good distance.
"Grasshopper?" Inuyasha asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Whatever! Just keep it up!" Kagome said, cheerfully, jogging off.
So classes go on and on, and even our precious computer class that Inuyasha and Kagome share was boring, besides for Inuyasha staring at the same underwear add again. He decided maybe she would work better than Miss October.
And we get to Koga coming back by Inuyasha's locker and the two walking out to his car. Koga turned the on the radio.
"What station do you want it on?" he asked.
"103.5" Inuyasha said.
A.N.: I don't know what station that is in other places, so if it's one of the sick stations I've accidentally stumbled upon before, I wouldn't know it. Where I am, it's just a regular music station.
"Okey-dokey, that's a totally cool station!" Koga said, changing the dial. Inuyasha had to try as hard as he could not to laugh. Can you imagine Koga saying that? I sure as hell can't.
The drive was a little far off, so Koga tried to make conversation.
"So, are you going to the Farside game?" Koga asked.
"No" Inuyasha said bluntly.
"Oh" Koga said, a little disappointedly. He just shutup for the rest of the ride there. There had gone all possibilities for getting lucky on the hotel trip.
They started pulling up and went into the mall.
"So, what do you wanna do?" Koga asked as they walked in. Inuyasha was hungry, so he said as sternly as he could "We're going to the food court" he stated.
"M'kay" Koga replied. As they walked over Koga put his arm around Inuyasha's waist. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit! Inuyasha thought Miss October Miss October Miss October He thought, squinting his eyes shut. Then he had to open them back up so he could see where he was going.
They got to the Food Court and walked up to the counter. The cashier saw them and almost burst out laughing seeing Koga holding Inuyasha's waist.
"Can. . .I t. . . take. . . your… or… order?" he asked through muffled laughter. Inuyasha didn't know why but this made him angry.
"Yeah, I'd two corn dogs and two cokes" Koga said, ignoring the cashier's hand over his mouth trying not to burst out laughing at them.
"Ok. . . that'll be. . . be. . . four bucks. . . and. . . an. . . and ninety-two. . . two cents" The cashier barely pushed out. Koga simply handed him the money in exact change and ignored his continual laughter.
"You got a problem?" Inuyasha asked, starting to get really pissed off.
"N. . . no" he said shaking his head, but still laughing.
"Really? Cuz it sure sounds like you do" Inuyasha said, grabbing his shirt collar.
"Inuyasha, don't worry about it" Koga whispered.
"No, I wanna know if this guy has a problem with us" Inuyasha said staring angrily at him.
"I don't have a problem, I just haven't seen that many faggots before" the cashier said, as he stopped laughing.
Inuyasha's eyes narrowed down at him and WHAM! He punched the guy right in the nose.
"I believe the correct term is homosexual!" Inuyasha said gruffly.
"Inuyasha. . ." Koga said, stunned.
"I'm calling security!" The cashier threatened.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you" Inuyasha said, raising his fist up again. The cashier gulped.
"Yes, sir, your food will be there shortly" he said. Inuyasha let go of his collar and the cashier walked over to the bathroom to wipe the blood from his nose.
"You're so brave!" Koga squealed.
"Keh, whatever" Inuyasha said, gruffly. He couldn't quite figure out why he had just done that. Why had the guy made him so mad? He himself cracked up when he saw gay people, too!
And it just so happened that a news reporter had been getting something to eat in the food court when it happened…
A.N.: Yes, I'm throwing in a little of Chuck and Larry now. . . I saw that movie and it was HILARIOUS!
They got their food from another frightened worker in the back and walked over to a table.
"Excuse me, sir, could I have a word with you?" the reporter asked when she saw that they were still there.
"Sure" Inuyasha said, he had no idea that she was a news reporter.
"Good, then. Why did you just strike that man down?" she asked.
"He called us faggots" Koga explained. Inuyasha was a little embarrassed, he still wasn't too happy about people thinking he was gay.
"I see. . .And are you two homosexuals?" she asked.
"Err. . . No" Koga replied, removing his arm from Inuyasha's waist. I guess he doesn't want people knowing, either Inuyasha thought, gladly.
"Hmm. . ." the reporter said, eyeing Koga's arm, suspiciously. Inuyasha raised an eyebrow up at Koga, Koga widened his eyes and slightly pointed his head over to the reporter in reply. Inuyasha had just been foolin around for the heck of it. Unfortunately the reporter caught the suspicious behavior and she obviously wouldn't know that Inuyasha was just playin around.
"Thank you for your time" she said and started walking away, but then quickly turned around and took a picture of them.
"Ah, shit. She was for the newspaper, wasn't she?" Inuyasha asked after she took the picture.
"I guess so" Koga replied. Then a thought popped into Inuyasha's head. He was trying not to make any of this too complicated, but he couldn't help it.
"What's wrong, baby, are you ashamed of me?" he asked with big puppy eyes (y'know that's gotta be easy for him to pull off!)
"No! I'm not, it's just. . . I don't want people to know I'm. . . y'know" Koga tried to exlain with his hand behind his head. Inuyasha was having fun with this, so he decided to keep pushing him.
"No, I don't know" Inuyasha said, mentally laughing at Koga's reaction.
"Y'know… gay" he whispered, as if it was a forbidden word.
"Ok…" Inuyasha said, pretending to feel bad.
"Inuyasha. . ." Koga started.
"Talk to the hand!" Inuyasha said sticking his palm out. Koga sighed and started sipping his drink as Inuyasha put his hand down.
"So, what now?" Koga asked after they had both finished eating.
"Just take me home!" Inuyasha said, pretending to still be upset. He was acting that way partially for fun, and partially because he wanted to end the date.
"Ok" Koga said looking hurt. He took Inuyasha to Rin's house since he thought that was really where he lived.
"Want me to walk you to the door?" Koga asked.
"Umm. . . sure" Inuyasha said, skeptically. He had a hunch that the others were watching from Rin's window upstairs. He could feel someone watching him.
Koga walked with him, holding his hand, up to the door.
"Well, bye" Koga said, glumly.
"Bye" Inuyasha said.
"Ya wanna go out again tomorrow?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure" Inuyasha said. He knew that he had to keep this going. Koga started leaning into kiss him (without the force). Inuyasha put his hand in front of his mouth.
"Maybe next time" Inuyasha said, opening the door and leaving Koga rather downtrodden as he walked back to his car.
He walked into Rin's house and started cracking up as he walked upstairs to her room.
"Your going to have to kiss him eventually, Inuyasha" Miroku said. Yep, they were watching.
"Yeah, yeah" Inuyasha said.
"So, how'd it go?" Kagome asked.
"I think we're going to be in the newspaper" Inuyasha stated glumly.
"What for?" Rin asked.
"I. . . uh. . . I socked a guy in the nose" he said.
"WHY?" Kykyo asked astounded.
"Umm. . . cuz he called us faggots" Inuyasha muttered.
"Why would you care?" Kagome asked.
"Umm. . . BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!" he yelled.
"Or perhaps because it's offensive to homosexuals" Miroku said slyly.
"No, because I'm NOT GAY!" he yelled again.
"That's what Miroku used to say. . ." Rin said, laughing.
"I'M NOT GAY, DAMMIT!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Right. . ." Miroku said winking again.
"Stop winking at me, or I'll slug you too, buddy!" Inuyasha threatened.
"Ok, so Koga and Inuyasha went to the mall, Inuyasha slugged a guy, and they still haven't kissed, is that all?" Kagome asked.
"Inuyasha needs to go to the farside game" Miroku said.
"Why?" Inuyasha asked. He had no intentions whatsoever of going to the stupid game.
"So you can seduce him" Miroku said brightly.
"Ok, I don't even want the guy to kiss me, no way I'm doin it with him!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Your not really going to, you're going to give him the wrong door number, so he'll end up in the wrong room" Miroku explained.
"I dunno…" Inuyasha said, skeptically.
"Pleeeaase! Pleeeeaaassee! Please! Please! Please!" Kagome begged hugging him tightly. Once again he started blushing, because there's obviously no chemistry if everybody isn't blushing.
"Fine" Inuyasha sighed "I hate you all, though" he added evilly.
"Yeah. . . Oh, and I don't think Koga's bisexual, I think he's just gay" Inuyasha said.
"Really?" Kagome asked sarcastically.
"Well, how was I supposed to know for sure?" Inuyasha asked.
"Whatever, time to leave, my Mom'll be home soon" Rin said, eyeing the clock.
"Ok, bye peoples!" Miroku said as they started walking out. Once they got out, Inuyasha and Kykyo were left alone again.
"Inuyasha, do you want to get back together or not?" Kykyo asked, impatiently.
"Umm. . . I would. . . really… But I…I think I am ….g…gay after all" Inuyasha said awkwardly.
Ok, so what do ya think? I know it wasn't great, but at least it was a little longer than my other chapters! I hope ya like it! And I know it's turning into more of a screwed up piece of shit than a parody, but I'm having fun with it, and there will be more parody-like goodness to come, I promise. Yours who can no longer trust giant pink bunnies,
hippy-chicky.
