Me: ALL RIGHT! I see no one is loving chapter 10 so I've decided t start working on chapter 11 early and not slack off. I've got so many ideas for this chapter you guys will not see this coming!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing cause if I did I'll probably order Pip to wear a pretty pink dress…in combat.

ENJOY!! (You better…)

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Seras sat on a kitchen countertop eating a rather large piece of cake. Ray walked by and went to the fridge. "Who took my iced tea…?" He asked menacingly. Seras shivered slightly. He can be scary when he wants to. She thought, munching on the cake. "It was Robin!" She quickly said. Next thing she knew Ray sped off. "He's fast…" She mumbled. Dove skipped over and sat next to Seras. "Hey Seras…I have a question." Dove asked Seras childishly. Seras finished off her cake. "Shoot." Dove twiddled her thumbs a bit. "Can vampires have babies?" Seras' jaw dropped. "Err…um…uh…I d-dunno." Seras stuttered. Dove sighed. "Fine…I'll go ask Alucard then!" Dove jumped off the kitchen counter and bounded off. "I wouldn't ask him if I were you!" Seras yelled after her. No response. "I don't think she listened…or chose to." She grumbled.

Alucard just walked through the halls, bored. I can always annoy Integra but that usually ends with me as Swiss cheese. There's always Police Girl or the new guy…Alucard continued thinking until he heard his name. "ALUUCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRD!!!!" He suddenly felt an impact on his back and was being flown across the hall till he crashed into a wall. Dove stood up from her deed. "I need to ask you something." Alucard just grumbled through the rubble. He stood up and shot a glare at Dove. "What?" He growled through clenched teeth. "Can vampires have babies?" Alucard twitched. "W-what did you say?" He asked raising an eyebrow. "Can. Vampires. Have. Babies?" Dove said slowly. "Well…I'm not too sure myself." Alucard admitted. Dove raised an eyebrow. "So Vlad can't answer either…this calls for an experiment!" Dove said before bounding off. Alucard stood there, confused and wondering what type of blood would be served.

"SERAS!!!" Dove yelled before head butting Seras into a wall. "What do you want…?" Seras mumbled. "I have an experiment to conduct! But I'm missing something…" Seras raised an eyebrow. "What?" Dove smirked. "You…" She said, being all evil. Seras scooted away a bit. "Umm…" "Now come on!" Dove yelled, grabbing Seras' arm and dragging her off.

Alucard and Seras stood in front of some closet door, Dove smiling like some kid who got away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar. "Alright I give up. What is this 'experiment'?" Seras asked. Dove's smile only got wider. "You two screw in this closet for a full day and then we see if Seras gets pregnant!" There was an awkward silence. "WHAT?!" Alucard and Seras said in unison. "You heard me! Go in there and fuck!" Dove shoved Alucard and Seras into the closet and locked it. "Let us out!!" Seras cried. "Eek! That's a bad touch! Hey…hey! No! EEK!!" Dove walked away triumphant.

"Where's the bathroom?" Ray asked no one in particular. He heard some noises in the closet. "What the-?" "Help me!! Rape!" He heard Seras yell. "Da fuck!" He finished. He went to kick the door in but he felt a shiver down his spine. "Something tells me if I open this door I will be dead…might as well just ignore this." He continued walking off.

Robin whistled away, eating yet another sort of sweet. Her ears twitched when she heard something…not right. She neared the closet and slowly placed her ear on the door. She immediately pulled away, blushing wildly. "I'll just pretend I didn't hear that…" She quickly walked away. "Must be one of Dove's antics put to work" She sighed. (A/N: Yes, I'm going to put everyone's reaction to the noises of the "Closet of Doom")

Integra growled when her 'pet' has suddenly gone missing. "Where is that damn vampire?" She growled. She headed toward the basement but upon closing in on one of the many coat closets…she heard noises…and they weren't exactly…right. "Is Pip banging some whore in there?" She went over and knocked on the door. "Pip, pull your pants up and get out here!" She commanded. Silence. The door opened a crack revealing Seras' blond head. "Seras? I never knew you were into Pip that way?" She asked, utterly confused. "Umm…it's not Pip…." She mumbled, her face becoming redder. "Oh? Then who?" Alucard's head popped out through the door. "Hello Master." He said, smiling his insane smile. Integra froze…then fainted.

Pip chatted happily with one of his men. He waved goodbye to him when they went for a snack. "I've lived here for…how long? And I still can't find a bathroom in this hell hole!" He started running toward some random direction but ended up tripping over something. "What the-Integra?!" He quickly stood up to see a limp Integra on the floor. "Either she drank too much or she saw something horrifying." Pip said staring at Integra. He kicked her lightly receiving a moan. "Seras…closet…Alucard…bang bang…" Integra mumbled. Pip stared at her like she grew a tail. "Bang bang?" He heard voices from the closet. All he could pick out was: Integra, Dove, apologize, not needed, and such. He stood there staring at the door till he put two and two together. "Oh my God!" He shouted, running away. Alucard's head poked though the door. "Who was it this time?" Seras asked from inside. "Dunno…" he shrugged and got back to business. (A/N: cough cough nudge nudge)

The next day 8:00pm…

Dove skipped through the mansion looking for a particular closet. When she reached the door someone yelled, "Stop!" She turned around and saw it to be Pip. "I wouldn't open that door if I were you!" He said. Dove just raised an eyebrow. "What?" She asked. "Well, it seems there's some vampire banging in there." Dove raised her eyebrow more. "I know, I was the one that put them in there." She told Pip. Pip just stood there staring at the door. "Oh…" He pulled out a camera. "Continue I wanna get pics!" Dove shrugged and opened the door. There stood fully dressed Seras and Alucard. "Damnit! I wanted to get some blackmail worthy pictures!" Pip cried. "Stop whining! There are more important matters to attend to!" She pulled Seras out of the closet and ran away. Leaving the two men in some awkward silence. "So…you and Seras…" Pip started. Alucard just smiled. "Oh yes!" He said that and phased out. Pip stared at the spot Alucard phased out of and contemplated what was on T.V.

Dove shoved Seras and a small box into a bathroom. "That's a pregnancy test! Just pee on it and I will see if you are pregnant or not." Dove said, shutting the door. "O-okay!" Seras said in the bathroom. She pulled out the pregnancy test and began to pull down her skirt. "Now we don't need to use that now." She heard a sultry voice say. "M-master!" Dove heard him. "Alucard didn't you get enough the last 24 hours!" She burst through the door to see Alucard's hand on Seras' stomach. "What the hell are you doing?" Dove yelled. "I can tell if she is impregnated or not." Dove just stood there. "Huh…didn't know that. Well what's the news Vlad?" Alucard stayed silent. "She is pregnant isn't she!" Dove said excitedly. Alucard stayed silent. "She-"

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CLIFFHANGER!!!!! I feel so evil…but I just wanted to leave people guessing. So…what do you think? Is she pregnant or is she not?