Hello Everyone
One Question
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(Disclaimer: I do not own MASH or any of its characters)
"Hawk just do it," Trapper starred and made his eyes flash red.
"What manner of beast are you," the Korean backed up.
"We're not beasts, we're human just like you," Hawkeye said while giving a look of sorrow, "if you could call us that," he mumbled. Fred kept backing up until he fell.
"Stay away from me, I will not lose my life to you," he got up and ran. Henry walked closer and put a hand on Hawkeye's shoulder.
"You know your going to have to do it someday,"
"No I'm not, I'm not going to be something like you," he closed his eyes and hung his head. "I'm not going back there," he lied.
"You can't lie very well," Henry spoke up.
"He never could," Trapper added in.
"Listen will you two just shut up for a moment," Hawkeye yelled.
"Hawk just get in the jeep," Trapper stated.
" No Trap, Leave me here I don't want to be a vampire, I'll die before I do something like that," he looked over in the direction of the dead Korean.
" Henry I guess where going to have to do it," Trap smiled.
"Do what?" Henry asked confused.
" The sedative remember,"
"Oh, oh yeah," Henry picked up a needle that was full of a sedative, "Hawk this is for your own good," he ran up and gave it to him.
"What, wha…..," Hawk lay on the ground snoring.
" Let's hurry up and get him back to camp," Trapper picked the sleeping captain up.
"Was Angel always like this," Henry climbed in the jeep.
"Not always," Trapper started the jeep up and drove back to camp. No one said anything until they reached the newly built swamp and was carrying Hawkeye in when Frank charged at them with holy water and garlic.
"Get back foul demons,"
"Frank what are you doing," Henry said in annoyance.
"I know what you are you, you vampires," he held up a cross.
"Frank have you lost it," Trapper finished laying Hawkeye down.
"I knew it all along you guys weren't normal, with all your lack of military respect,"
"And that makes us vampires," Trapper sighed.
"No but that, that thing over there almost killed me," he pointed toward Hawkeye.
"Hawkeye, our Hawkeye have you lost it," Trapper got close to him.
"Stay away," Frank backed up and ran out of the side of the tent.
" Well at least I'm not the only one who threaten to kill him," Trapper looked over at Hawkeye who was now drooling,
"How long do you think he's going to sleep for," Henry started in.
"That was our strongest stuff, I'd bet at least 6 or 7 more hours,"
"I don't think Frank is going to let up," Henry said pouring himself a drink.
" I'm gonna head over to the mess tent you comin," Trapper walked toward the door.
"Yep," Henry gulped down his drink and followed, they crossed the compound and entered the Mess to find Klinger in red evening gown with pearls around his neck.
"Colonel Blake, may I ask how you are doing today," Klinger smiled as he shoveled some sort of food onto their trays.
"Just fine Klinger," he got a cup of coffee.
"Klinger I gotta tell you something," Trapper gave a small smile, "Red and pearls don't match," he laughed and sat down at the table Henry was at.
" No wonder I can't get out of the army," Klinger mumbled to himself.
"What the hell is this," Henry said while poking at something that looked like beans.
" I don't know, but I'm not going to eat it," Trapper poked at it and then started to eat his mashed potatoes. Radar came and sat down with a tray full of food,
"Hello Radar,"
"Good Morning sirs," He stuck a forkful in his mouth.
"Boy do I need some sleep," Henry stood up from the table.
"Ah, Sir before you go to bed I'm going to need you to sign some forms,"
"Radar cant you sign them," Henry wined.
"Sir but then I would need you to sign a statement saying you authorized……." He was interrupted.
"Come on Radar," Henry opened the door and ushered him out, Radar picked up his tray and took it with him. Trapper sat there eating what he thought to be some sort of meat. Major Houlihan and Major Burns came walking in. Frank shot dirty looks toward him and then said something to Margaret. She gave a sigh and then walked up to where Klinger was serving the food.
"Morning Majors," Trapper said as he got another cup of coffee.
"Morning Captain," Margaret also filled her cup with coffee. Frank mumbled something, "Oh stuff it Frank," Margaret said and sat down at a table
"But Honey buns," Frank followed closely behind her. Trapper smiled once more and exited the tent. He walked across the compound and walked toward post op. It was about his time to go on duty.
"ATTENTION, ATTENTION INCOMING WOUNDED 2ND SHIFT TO O.R."
"It's going to be lonely in there," Trapper said quietly because him, Hawk, and Frank had 2nd shift. Two jeeps pulled up with two wounded in each on; Frank came out of the Mess tent followed by Margaret.
"Alright let's get this one to O.R.," Trapper commanded. Frank was already scrubbing when Trapper walked in.
"Listen Frank," Trapper started in.
"What do you want," Frank grabbed a towel and dried off.
"If you keep going on about me, Hawkeye, and Henry being vampires, people are going to think your going AWOL," Trapper put on the white surgical gowns.
"It's true and I'll prove it to everyone," Frank put on his mask and exited the room. Trapper put on his mask and gloves and went into O.R. It was smooth sailing; there were so few patience that even Frank was impressed for not even losing one. He walked out of O.R. into post op and found Trapper checking up on one of his patience.
"What are you doing," Frank barged up to Trapper.
"His white blood count is still low," Trapper mumbled to himself while looking at the clipboard.
" You probably drank some of it," Frank grumbled and walked over to another patient.
"Frank lay off I'm not a vampire, there are no such things," Trapper left post-op and walked in the swamp. Hawkeye was still sleeping and it didn't seem like he was giving any signs of waking up. Trapper laid down on his cot and slowly drifted off to sleep.
About 6 hours later
"Come on get up," Hawkeye threw a pillow at Trapper.
" No dad lets go to the ball game," Trapper moaned in his sleep.
"Looks like he's not going to wake up, How long have I been asleep," Hawkeye yawned and stood up. He walked outside and found everything to be normal, the compound was quite, Klinger was on guard duty and was walking around in a pea green skirt and pink blouse.
"How's it going Captain Pierce," Klinger walked up to him.
"Klinger you remind me of a watermelon," He laughed slightly.
"A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do," Klinger answered and walked on.
" What people will do to get out of the army," he mumbled and started walking toward the latrine, he went in did his business and came walked back out only to be greeted by a saluting corporal, "Radar don't you ever go to sleep."
"Ah, yes sir but Major Burns wanted me to come and tell you to get to post op," Radar yawned.
"Ok Radar, go get some sleep kid," Hawkeye patted him on the shoulder and then took off walking toward post op, "Maybe it was all just a dream," he thought to himself and looked toward the sky, the sun was just setting and there was a beautiful array of colors. He walked into post op to find Frank standing in the corner with a cross in his hand.
"Your 20 minutes late," Frank yelled from across the room.
"Sorry dad, and don't yell you'll wake up the patience," Hawkeye walked over and grabbed a white lab jacket. Frank didn't move. Hawkeye walked closer to him. "Go get some sleep Frank,"
"Yeah so you can just drink my blood," Frank mumbled quietly but still loud enough for Hawkeye to hear.
"Listen Frank," Hawkeye walked even closer to him,
"Stay away you, you," Frank backed up into a corner.
"Will you just calm down," Hawkeye got even closer to him, "Now Frank just calm down," Frank seemed to go into a relax state and slid down the wall onto the floor. "Well that takes care of that," Just then Henry came strolling in,
"Hey Hawk, oh jeez," Henry rushed over and picked up Franks dazed body.
"What, what's the matter," Hawkeye walked over as Henry laid Frank on one of the empty cots.
"What did you say to him," Henry stood back up,
"I just said for him to calm down, nothing more, will you please tell me what the hell is going on,"
" Hawk you just hypnotized him," Henry said while giving a smile.
"That's a good thing?" he asked astonished.
" You bet your aunt's fanny on it,"
" I, I cant believe you, me hypnotizing Frank is a good thing?"
"Your asking that, of course, now Frank will be out of our hair,"
"How long is he gonna sleep for,"
"Well you long did you say for,"
"Say what?"
" How long did you tell him to sleep for,"
"I didn't say,"
"Well tell him something, anything,"
"Ok….." Hawkeye gave sarcastic look. "Umm yeah ok Frank I command you to ah…wake up in ten minutes," he looked toward Henry, " It was the least I could do and I always do the least I can,"
"Well it's a start," Henry patted his shoulder, " I'll take over here go get something to eat,"
"Are you out of your mind," Hawkeye yelled.
"I didn't mean, wait a minute," Henry walked toward the door.
"What?" Hawkeye followed.
"Smell that?"
"Smell what?"
" Ah damn, the kitchens on fire again," Henry ran out of post op.
"How did he do that," Hawkeye sniffed the air and he caught faintest smell of smoke. He then walked back over to Frank who was starting to stir.
"Wh…Where am I," he opened his eyes and tried to focus.
" You're here at Crème da la Crumb, for all your rodent needs,"
"Oh hi Hawkeye," he sat up and smiled.
"I didn't tell him to be annoying," Hawkeye mumbled to himself.
" So ah buddy.." he was interrupted.
"Listen Frank, please don't call me that,"
"Sure anything Hawkeye,"
"Frank I'm gonna head out can you watch post op for a bit,"
"Yeah sure go ahead, have fun," He smiled again. Hawkeye turned around and exited through Radar's office. Radar was snoring, Hawkeye looked over at him and gave a smirk then continued on his way. He walked across the compound and headed toward the Swamp.
"Hey Hawk," Trapper greeted Hawkeye as he walked in.
" Hey Trap," He walked over and got a drink from the still.
"What's new,"
"Oh nothing much other then the fact I hypnotized Frank and now he's acting like a servant to me,"
"You what," Trapper asked astonished.
"Yeah really, you don't believe me go ask Henry he was there, well he showed up after I did it," he took a drink.
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I'm Very sorry for the long awaited update
But severe writers block and broken floppy's
Can hurt even the best of writers
So I'll try and write more
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