Hey everybody, it's me, The Goon. Chapter 11 is now up for your enjoyment, after a while of not updating :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Gin Tama characters or any titles mentioned in this particular chapter.

Story: Under mysterious circumstances, the Odd Jobs crew fall from the sky into the home of Amy, who happens to have a crush on Gin.

Amy takes the Odd Jobs crew to school, telling them to stay put in the shed. Of course, they can't handle that, and find themselves inside the school gym just when everyone starts heading towards second period. Gin accidentally ends up in the girls locker room, and realizes Amy's cuter than he thought she was. Kagura ends up having an embarassing moment in front of a complete stranger (let's just say it involves flatulence) and ends up running away in embarassment...which is when she overhears Takasugi telling Kyle about some more juicy details in his master plan. Katie reveals herself to be Shinpachi's older sister, Otae, who fills them in about Takasugi wanting to resurrect a spirit known as Shugo, for obvious reasons. Amy comes in to check on them, when Takasugi pulls the fire alarm and floods one of the buildings, closing school for the day. Amy then decides to take the Odd Jobs crew to the beach, hoping to get away from any more craziness before it happens, but when one of Kyle's buddies takes a naughty photo of her and sends it to Kyle, he heads towards the beach, accompanied by Takasugi...


Amy walked out of the swimwear shop and went back in the car. She was completely unaware what Kyle's buddies, mainly Jordan, were doing while she was in the changing room, but she put the bag of purchased swimsuits in the middle of the hot car for everyone to sort through.

"I hope I got everyone the right sizes," said Amy, "The sooner we put these on, the better."


Katsura was still waiting behind the gym, under the heated sun, burning badly on his face. He had his blade withdrawn since no one was around, but the shine of the sun reflected off the blade and into Katsura's face. Only when he took a peek at the empty parking lot that he realized he was doing this for nothing.

"I've been duped," said Katsura.

"A perfect opportunity," said a voice from behind.

Katsura turned and saw the Shinsengumi Ringleaders, Okita, Hijikata, and Kondo, approaching him.

"First Gin, and then Takasugi, now we find you here!" barked Kondo.

"I believe now would be a good time to place him under arrest," said Okita, taking out a rocket launcher.

"NOT HERE, YOU IDIOT!" shouted Kondo and Hijikata.

"Then we let him get away?" asked Okita.

"No, we just don't use rocket launchers…ever!" exclaimed Hijikata.

"You're through running freely around here, Katsura," said Kondo.

"You'd like that to be true, wouldn't you?" asked Katsura, "The truth is, you're better off letting me go free."

"And why would we do that?" asked Kondo.

"I'm sure you know that Takasugi is on the loose and up to no good," said Katsura, resting his back on the gym walls, with his arms crossed.

"We've been aware of that since this morning," said Hijikata, "But what's it matter to you? We'll have him caught this time for sure!"

"You're wrong," barked Katsura, "You idiots have never gotten as close as Gin and I have to getting your claws on him. You're better off leaving it to us."

"Why? So we can't arrest you for capturing a dangerous rebel? If you think that's gonna stop us from arresting you, you're wrong!" shouted Hijikata.

It's time for Plan B, thought Katsura.

"See, that's what's wrong with you," said Katsura.

"What is?" asked Okita.

Katsura drew his blade to get them to believe what he was saying.

"You want to capture Takasugi and say you're capable of it, but I'm the only one who noticed he's hanging out on the top of the school," said Katsura.

Each of the Shinsengumi turned their heads and saw an empty school building and no one on the rooftop.

"What are you talking about?" asked Hijikata, "There's no one…"

Katsura had made his getaway while they had their heads turned, and a pretty clever one at that.

"That son of a bitch," muttered Hijikata.


"Will you girls hurry up?" asked Gin, "Shinpachi and I are burning out here!"

"Keep your panties on, guys! We're hurrying!" shouted Otae.

"How did she know I was wearing…" asked Gin.

"You're kidding, right?" asked Shinpachi.

"Yes," replied Gin.

"Don't scare me like that," said Shinpachi in relief.

"But it's too much fun," Gin said.

After long minutes, which seemed like hours, of the girls changing, they finally came out, and to the boys' own surprise, they were dazzled by what they saw. They all had the same style, which was basically a thin one piece, but were in different colors. Amy wore pink, Kagura wore red, and Otae wore black.

"I-I'm not gonna lie," admitted Gin to Amy, "Y-You look amazing."

"Thank you, Gin, you do too," replied Amy with a cute smile.

"Otae, you look gorgeous!" exclaimed Shinpachi.

Before Otae could respond to her brother's compliment, Gin whacked the back of his head.

"What did I tell you about the sister complex?" asked Gin.

Kagura pulled Gin and Shinpachi's ears before Shinpachi could answer.

"What about my bikini? What do you think of that?" asked Kagura.

"No offense," said Gin, "but it makes the fact that you're almost flat as a board more obvious."

"No arguments here," said Shinpachi with an agreeable laugh.

Kagura smashed their heads together, and they were left on the sand bleeding.

"Shouldn't we help them?" asked Amy.

"Nah, they're fine," replied Kagura, "They've had it worse, uh-huh!"

"I suppose they'll catch up with us later," said Otae.

"We're coming now!" shouted Shinpachi, who along with Gin had gotten back up on his feet.


Kyle's car was speeding over the limit. If there had been any cops around, he would have gotten a huge fine.

"Can't this go any faster?" asked Takasugi.

"Not without being too obvious!" replied Kyle.

"Man, Gin's scooter could go faster than this!" complained Takasugi.

"Complaining about it won't make it go any faster," said Kyle, making a sharp right turn towards the beach.


The Odd Jobs crew, plus Otae and Amy, laid out a few towels on the sand.

"Oh, Gin?" asked Amy, "Could you put some sun block on my back?"

Gin didn't need to say a word to tell her he would. He picked up the sun block can, and put some in his hand. His heart started racing when he took a look at Amy's beautiful body, and how she was posing with it. She was on her stomach, with the top part unstrapped, and had a volume of Death Note in her hands. Her pink dyed hair was flowing with the wind as she concentrated on the book, eagerly waiting for Gin to begin rubbing sun block on her.

"You like Shonen Jump, too?" asked Gin.

"Of course!" replied Amy, "It's my favorite thing to read!"

So there are things we have in common, thought Gin. He began rubbing her back, scrubbing the sun block deep into her gleaming, white skin.

"Tell me, what else do you read?" asked Gin.

"Nearly anything that's Shonen Jump," replied Amy, "I mean, I also like reading shojo, particularly Ouran High School Host Club, if you know what that is, but I prefer boys' comics."

"You don't seem like you'd come off as the kind of girl who would read manga," said Gin, "How many people know about this?"

"Very few," replied Amy, "Just Katie and a couple other people…and my parents, of course. It's like I'm one crazy cool person on the outside, but a simple girl who just wants everything to be right with the world on the inside."

"Sometimes I wouldn't mind that," said Gin.

Nearby, Kagura went to get something to drink. She was thirst, and in the modern world, there were bound to be some interesting drinks that weren't around in the Edo era, such as the kind she had the night before. She couldn't help but feel a little awkward that so many boys were giving her hot looks (they thought she couldn't see it, but she could). She looked up and saw the word "COKE" on the top.

"I'll have 4 of those!" said Kagura.

While the lady behind the cart was getting 4 Cokes, a few boys approached her, one of them asking, "Are you really having 4 cokes to yourself?"

"You think I won't?" asked Kagura.

"Well even if you do, I could finish faster than you," he said.

"Is that a challenge?" asked Kagura with excitement.

"I'd call it that," said the beach boy.

"Here's 4 Cokes," said the cart lady.

"Gimme 6 more!" said Kagura, "Let's up the odds a bit. If I chug down 10 Cokes before you, you're my slave for the day. If you win, I'm your slave for the day."

The way Kagura made it sound, he got a perverted idea in his head.

"Bring it on!" he responded.


To be continued...

~The Goon~