10 Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki – Chapter 9

*I'm sad… I just posted up my story today and got like, 50 views but ZERO reviews! T_T Forget about what I said in the earlier chapters, JUST PLEASE REVIEW! Disclaimer: If I owned Akatsuki, I would be making videos of Ayame annoying them, NOT Fanfictions!* Rated M

"Please, Nii-san-Sensei? Pretty PURTY please?" Ayame begged. "Leader-sama wont let me go ANYWHERE near Dei-chan now!" Earlier when the terrorist was… Undressing, Pein-sama walked in.

*Flash Back*

"I am TOO a man!" the bomber slowly slid off his boxers and threw them in the corner while everyone gaped in disgust. "See? I-"Deidara, why are you stripping in the base?!" an all-too-familiar voice growled. Everyone pointed to Ayame.

Gosh, what nice friends I have…

*End Flashback*

"Please~?! It's just a little makeup, and besides, you wont get in trouble!" "Hn." Ayame scoffed at her brother's lack of emotion. "C'mon! I know you're not mute or anything! You used to talk to Duck-Butt all the time…" Itachi immediately scowled at her little nickname for Sasuke. "You can transform into me!"

"Fine…" he grumbled, walking out his room. Ayame's eyes slightly widened… Man I am getting GOOD at this! XD

Outside the door, said Weasel did the required hand seals (Dog Boar and Tiger XD) to turn into the obnoxiously loud Uchiha. Creeping into the room where Deidara was taking a nap, he grabbed a tube of Konan's blood red lipstick and smothered it carefully on the bomber's lips and hands. Slowly stripping him of his shirt, he quickly matted up the mouths on his chest.

Itachi scurried out the room similar to how the real Ayame did, placed Konan's lipstick on the bathroom counter, and undid the Transformation Jutsu, casually walking into the living room to watch TV.

A few minutes later when Ayame suspected the blonde to wake up, he did, and screamed the prankster's name as always… "AYAME~!"

"Mission accomplished!"

*Okay, so since I'm SO desperate for reviews and Deidara's day of horror is about to end, the first person to Review my story gets to choose who's day of horror is next… AND gets to be part of the next chapter! ^^ Happy reading!*