Shashuko, Stephanie, and Gaara are all sitting at the coffee table. Stephy is hugging Gaara's neck, but Gaara just ignores her and lets her hang there.

"I got an email from Haku-chan! He says he's just fine and Zabuza got more manga books."

"Sailor Moon again?" Stephy asks from her position in Gaara's lap.

"Nope, this time it's Demon Diary. Doesn't Raenef look a little like Haku?" Shashuko giggles.

"Not really," Stephy replies.

"Shouldn't you answer some more questions soon?" Gaara asks in monotone.

"I think I will," Shashuko decides. "Why don't you and Stephy leave now? We all know how the twins love to tease Gaara. Plus Stephy you reviewed this chapter-- thank you for only doing it once-- so that would be weird. But I'll put you in all my Specials!"

"Bring Gaara too!" Stephy says, squeezing Gaara harder. He turns an interesting shade of red (heheh, stephy).

"I will. Now shoo!"

Gaara walks out through the portal, dragging Stephy along with him.

"Now! I summon the Ouran High Host Club! Plus Nekozawa Umehito!" says Shashuko. The Host Club, plus Nekozawa Umehito, glide through the portal, landong softly.

"What happened to your remote?" the twins ask.

"I don't need it any more! Dark-sama gave me voice activation for my portal just like she promised! To summon someone, all I have to do is speak italicized and in bold, like this. Also, it only answers to my voice so other people (cough, Stephy, cough) can't summon characters and mess things up."

"Ah, I see." Haruhi notes. "So, who wrote the first question?"

"Well, first we have to do the reviews that I didn't answer for the last chapter, meaning the reviews that aren't Dark-sama's, then this chapter. In other words, folks, this one's a double-whammy! And the first reviewer for the LAST chapter is Li'l Pup!"

This is for Haruhi. If you had to choose between the host club or a life time supply of strawberrys, which would you pick?

"Probably the strawberries," says Haruhi without remorse.

Tamaki, the twins, and Mori all are frozen. Hunny starts crying. Kyouya just stands there, marking something down in his notebook. (I will send him through pervert rehab someday, I will. Mark my words.)

Shashuko giggles. "I knew she was gonna say that. Next is Dark-sama's review, but we've already seen that, so, now, we'll see what Lady Lukkiester has to say this time around."

(Sorry, I put this in story form!!)

"Hi!!" screams Lukkie at an obscene volume (into Kyoya-kun's ear.)

"Obscene volume? Where?" Kyouya asks.

"I think Kakashi stole all of them," SHashuko says. "And also, I don't mind reviews in story form."

"My first question is to Kyoya, also known as a recent pervert and almost-raped-Haruhi!" Lukkie gets hit for bad language. "Anyway, Kyo-kogal (look it up!), in the chapter about Haruhi's fears, did you ever give away the pictures of her?"

"No, I kept them. Why?" Kyouya questions, as if there is nothing wrong with this fact.

"My next question is for Kaoru and Hikaru. Two questions really." Lukkie looks thoughtful, staring at Kaoru.

"Isn't Kaoru a girl's name? 'Little spring'?" asks Lukkie, grinning. Lukkie has forgotten his question to Hikaru, and instead, pushes him into Haruhi, forcing them to kiss.

"It can be boy's name or a girl's name, just like Hika- ahh!" Kaoru gets pushed into Haruhi. He withdraws quickly and gives a dirty glare to Lukkie.

"Like you didn't enjoy that anyway," Shashuko taunts.

"TAMAKI-KOGAL. You're blonde, so it works. If you're Haruhi's 'father', then why would you have a problem with her falling for another guy??" Lukkie smiles impishly.

Tamaki looks confused.

"He's just a very overprotective father," Shashuko says. "Shame on you, Tamaki."

"I'm not overprotective!" Tamaki whines.

Lukkie turns to Mori, and pushes randomly appearing glasses up bridge of nose like Kyoya so there's a flash of white. "You think about kissing Hunny-kun, right? Would you rather have a father-son relationship or a romantic one? I'm voting for the last one.)

"Father-son," Mori says quickly.

"Sorry for making this so ridiculously long!" Lukkie bows to Shashuko. "And..." Lukkie whispers in Shashuko's ear. "Uchicest." Sorry, that was kind of random.

"Don't be ashamed! LIFE IS RANDOM! Oh, Uchihacest! Wheeeee!" Shashuko squeals.

Before she leaves, Lukkie latches onto Kaoru and insists to put him in girl's clothing.

"That dress looks so cute on you, Kaoru-kun," Shashuko says, imitating the Yuki Fangirls and simultaneously pulling out a yellow digital camera.

"Stop! No pictures! Can't you see he doesn't like it?" Hikaru asks, unknowing that he just quoted something awesome.

Shashuko starts laughing. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay-- hahaha-- now to see the reviewings of bringme2life!"

hi! ok. straight to the questions:

Hosts, do any of you like to listen to American music? or more specifically, hip hop and R&B? Cuz i luv it.

"HIP HOP!" Tamaki yells excitedly, at the same time as Shashuko.

"I like hip hop. What's R&B again?" Haruhi says.

"Sexyback!" announce the twins.

So Haruhi. Have you ever had a boyfriend? if you didn't have you ever wanted one? (Cuz you could have one of my exs. I got plenty of them.) What boys have you've had a crush on?

"No, I don't have a boyfriend. And I don't want one of yours." Haruhi sweatdrops.

"You can have me!" Tamaki rushes. "Daddy is all you need!"

"NO."

Shashuko snickers. "Hehe... aww, young love. Speaking of which, KYOUYA--"

"How did I get brought into this?" Kyouya asks, annoyed.

"--- Time for Chibiharu-chan's review!" Shashuko grins sadistically.

nyu naru-kun!;O; I was gonna show him to my friends before asking him to go on a date with me ;; ... oh well /

"Oh. Well, maybe I can bring him back for you (but I'll have to tell Sasuke first this time)," Shashuko says.

yayz I got my panties back we!beat that kyo-teme!-has a triumphant grin-

"That's right! Grin! Grin all you can! Temes deserve to be beaten!" Shashuko pumps her fist in the air.

and and anna-chan if u want u can call me nata-chan!:3

chibiharu-chan

"Okay then. Nata-chan! BTW, don't put that many spaces in your review. I copy and paste them and that looks weird."

"Why don't you just erase the extra lines then?" Haruhi asks.

"Nah, too lazy. Now, go Xx Tohru xXx Serahina xX!"

Great chapter! I loved it. You crack me up.

I just wanna know what everyone's favourite kind of music is.

Xx Tohru x Seraphina xX

"HIP HOP!" Tamaki yells.

"EUROPOP!" shouts Shashuko (awesome alliteration... lol). "But I love music in general too and am incapable of hating a song!"

"Rap," say the twins.

"I like classical music," offers Haruhi.

"Europop, same as Shashuko! It makes me happy!" Hunny says.

"... The Pokemon theme song," says Mori.

"I always enjoyed musicals' soundtracks. Particularly 'Wicked' and 'Phantom of the Opera'..." Nekozawa's voice has an evil tone to it.

"PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! YESSH! Love that thing! And also, teh next reviewer is... steppy! AKA just you watch."

DIANA... FACE MY WRATH! i am so angry! because kyouya's never gonna take over the world. know why? I AM. YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW. GRR! i've even got it all figured out! you will bow to my power! gah!

"It's not my fault," Shashuko whines. "Please don't kill me."

kyoya- this IS a challenge. just you try to take over the world before me, just. you. try.

"That I will, that I will." Kyouya pushes his glasses back so that they gleam.

glares like only stephie can glare when thoughrally angry. dianna i beleive you know this look.

Shashuko shakes all over. "YOU'RE A REAL HARRY POTTER FAN!!!" she screams.

Haruhi stares at the spazzing Shashuko, then shrugs.

"Ah. The next review is also from Stephanie, but under the pen name she who must not be named."

I'll try to restrain myself from reviewing. sorry all you people who find my reviews a waste of time. they are.

"Yes, they are," Shashuko says, standing up. "I'm glad your sorry. Did Gaara put you up to this by any chance? We have a bet."

but i loved this chapter and please thank the two who vouched for a cookie for me. I am very grateful. :)

"That's right, the Stephy Cookie Count (SCC) is 2! For now..."

...i had something else to say, but i forgot. i'll review later. don't you hate me for it?

"Yes, yes I do. Even though no one calls you the weasel." Shashuko giggles. "Okay, that's all the reviews for LAST chapter, so let's get to the ones for THIS chapter! Starting with this review from chibiharu-chan! Also known as Nata-chan... that wouldn't happen to be a play on the name Hinata becuase you like Naruto so much, now would it?"

aww kawaii ne anna-chan ish blushing x3 I now support a new pairing it is shaku xD .. god I suck at making up pairing names xP oh and can I kick tamaki too?:D it looks like fun xD

"Shaku... hehe... I have to remember that. And no, that's a good pairing name! Far better than the Naruto ones... gosh! Why is it called Sasunaru when it could be called like Narusuke? Or Naruhina as Hinaruto? Or something that flows better? The unimaginetive-ness of the Naruto fanbse cares me sometimes..."

nata-chan aka chibiharu-chan

"Whee! And now, Lukkiester!"

This is actually sweet. Anyway, I want to ask Haruhi something.

If every guy in the host club fell for you, who would you feel worst about saying no to? Even if you didn't love him romantically.

I have more respect for Tamaki-san now, but the twins are still my favorite. :D

"Probably the worst about Hunny... in those circumstances, he'd cry..." Haruhi says to herself.

"No respect?!?" Tamaki gasps.

Shashuko giggles. "Sweet? Thankies! And now for something completely different... gliitch's review!"

-Stomps in from the locked trophy room dressed in a pair of pink pajamas completely unaware of where she is carrying a 3ft golden-brown fluufy teddy bear that has a giant tartan bow under his chin-

That DOES it! If Bug-chan leaves ONE MORE inter-dimensional portal lying about the house I SWEAR I will KILL HIM...I was about to go to bed...

"Buggie-chan? Oh yeah, him. DANG, he's annoying!" Shashuko agrees. "But he made the Portal (otherwise known as a PD or Plot Device), so we can't kill him." (hehe playing along. go me.)

-Stops upon seeing the twins before turning bright red and determinedly walking past them in an attempt to pretend they aren't there and sits next to Hunny-

I guess I know where I am at least...do you have any cookies? I feel the distinct need to cry now that my bed has vanished

"Here's a cookie!" Hunny hands gliitch a cookie. "They're chocolate chip!"

Oh and Shashuko...? Could you call out Neko-chan? I have a present for him...

"I'm right here..." Nekozawa says evilly.

Hey Neko-chan, see this? It is large poster of Tohya Miho from Megatokyo; she is the Queen of the Undead, worship her and her hair ribbon

Nekozawa stares at the picture. Then turns to Shashuko. "Can I meet her?"

"Sorry, she's busy helping out a certain seiyuu at the moment. But I'll give you her email, 'kay?"

"... Excellent."

For now I'm done so I'm just gonna lie on one of the more obscure and unused sofas and sleep until Bug-chan figures out that I have growing cause to kill him

-Slips into a doze-

"We'll send you home later... when I am feeling less lazy," Shashuko tells the sleeping gliitch. "Also, I have to annoy Bug-chan that I got a Voice Activation on my portal without paying him!!! Okays... she who must not be named!"

BRILLIANT! yous da BEST!

i gotta hug gara! SQEESQEESQEESQEESQEE!

i's so happies!

"Well, you hug Gaara, like, every time you see him, so... yeah. I wouldn't make my own friend OOC, now would I? I'm better than that."

wot hugs gaara plushie key chain (which i swear i'll do soon as i get my butt of the chari and get into my room. then i'll bring him to your house! and we'll both hug him1 then we'll watch help! gaara needs help. i'll help him! SQUEE!)

"HELP! I need somebody. HELP! Not just anybody... DANGIT! I MISS HAKU!" Shashuko says. "Oh, well! At least I still IM him."

n e way thanx fur brinin me in it was fun. :)

"You're welcome! It fun to watch Gaara have a Stephy hanging from his neck... it's strangely amusing. Has he let you brush his hair yet? Okays, queue HyperFoxChild!"

Ye:happy circles: Hi ya'll!! (Oh crap, I did NOT just use Southern dialect...crap) I've had sugar:big grin: Well, I'm gonna jump right to it!

"Nothing's wrong with Southern Dialect!" Shashuko says. "I use it randomly all the time! NO, wait, that's because I'm a Hillbilly Viking! Hehe."

-Shashuko- Yay for YouTube! That's where I actually discovered Ouran, because someone had posted a video. And it made me very happy! Ohh, Haku left...wah! Have a Haku plushie...:gives you little Haku plushie: What was your first anime? Naruto? Mine was DBZ, good times. Have you ever seen the Nightmare before Christmas? I haven't, apparently I'm like the only one in the world who hasn't, cause I asked about fifty people at work today, and 42 said they had seen it and only 8 hadn't (and that includes me, yes I was keeping score) I WILL WATCH IT THOUGH!!...as soon as I can find it! Hmm...do we not like dogs? Mwahaha...I can use this...Yay for sugar! I got a free cookie and three free mini cinnamon rolls at work today!! YAAY!! Hey...Lukkie-chan got a cyber cookie...

"Nightmare Before Christmas... watchie! Now--- WAIT! HAKU PLUSHIE!!! THANK YOU!" Shashuko hugs the Haku plushie to her Akatsuki-cloak-wearing self.

-Hikaru- 'Sup? Did you and Kaoru ever run away from home? (Random I know, but I'm random right now.)

The twins grin. "All the time."

-Kyouya- Hey...you promised that one reviewer she might could get a bit of Greenland...:pout, then grin: Well...we wouldn't want some of your rivals to find out about a certain little weakness of yours, would we:REALLY evil grin: I'm sure they'd LOVE to tell some of your customers about it...of course, this can be avoided...for a small fee.

"Don't. You. DARE." Kyouya says.

-Nekozawa- 150 yen:sigh, is rummaging through purse (which is actually wider than I am 0o )muttering something about inflation and international rates: Fine, here's your yen. Plushie? And you didn't answer my "how many black cloaks do you actually have?" question.

"I have Seventy-Two black cloaks. Here's your plushie."

Now...I have a question for...

Da-da-da-DAA!

Antionette!! I need to ask Antionette a question!! But she's gotta be here! Come on! Anywho, the question is...ah...(what question do you ask a dog?!) You like to wake Tamaki up at four in the morning? (My dogs do! Grr...) Yay! Have a bone!

"Ah... I summon Antoinette." says Shashuko, and a very jumpy Golden Retriever jumps throught the portal and starts licking Tamaki.

It takes the bone, likes HyperFoxChild, then leaves.

"I'm sure she'd comment your questions, but DOGS CAN'T TALK!" Shashuko laughs nervously. "I'm just glad she didn't jump on ME..." she says under her breath.

As apparent by this review I think we have all learned one very important fact...:Fox-Child is in background running in circles screaming:...never feed sugar to the animals...

Ja-ne!

"And who fed YOU sugar?" the twins ask.

"It wasn't me!" Tamaki says quickly. "And the next review is from the very lovely DarkSpiritLords!"

"YAY!" Shashuko squeals.

Umm...how do you like your new voice command portal? Did you see the little black button at the bottom? I dare you to press it. You will be so shocked.

"Push the button, Max!" Shashuko laughs, pushing the button (line from the Great Race... which by the way I have never seen).

coughHakuisontheotherlinecough

"Well, nothing happened. What was the button for anyway?" Shashuko says to herself.

"Hi Shashuko," says Haku's voice from the portal.

"HAKU!!!!!!1!"

You can't go through though. Have fun chatting with him. This so beats e-mail. Isn't Hell's technology cool? Except the ones in Hell allow you can go through to the other side. I didn't put that option in yours though. Its too dangerous for a human to go to the spirit world or anyone else from earth. Actually it would be even worse if they weren't from earth.

"Aw... but still! HAKU!!! I owe you big time, Dark-sama!"

But if you really want to see Haku, and I don't mean through the portal I could arrange for him to come here again but it'll take a while. Its nearly death season and Death is busy making preparations.

"You mean Halloween?" Shashuko asks, tilting her head.

"I have no idea what she means," says Haku's disembodied voice.

Lets see the next available time for him to visit...O.O...that's a long time...December 21st. However he is allowed to stay for 2 weeks. So he'll be back for Christmas.

"YAY! CHRISTMAS!!!" Shashuko squeals. "This'll be even better than LAST Christmas!"

"What happened last Christmas?" Haku asks.

"I watched most of the Host Club series on Youtube," Shashuko points out.

Ohh...whispers to Shashuko so that only she can hear: Why don't you catch him under the mistletoe with you on Christmas eve? Hee-hee.

Shashuko goes bright red. "M-maybe I will..."

"What was that?" asks Haku.

"Nothing... (note to self: buy mistletoe)."

Oh! smacks myself on the forehead I just thought of something so obvious. If you are able to bring anime characters from the past why didn't you just get Haku before he died? How can I over look something so obvious? And here I thought I was the master of logic.

"Ah... I didn't think of it. Also, I can't do that NOW. It'd be Haku, but it wouldn't be MY Haku."

"Your Haku? That puts it pretty well." Haku notes.

"GASP HAKU! Did you just say what i think you said?"

"Probably not. You know you hear things wrong so often," Haku supplies quickly. "I have to go now. I hear Zabuza-san calling me."

"Bye Haku!" Shashuko waves, even though Haku probably can't see her.

TAMAKI YOU IDIOT! I told you not to look into Death's eyes!! You just cut off 18 years of your own life!

"AHHH!" Tamaki turns white and falls over, completely frozen. He hits his head on the couch gliitch is sleeping on.

Hikaru and Koaru why won't you guys pet the cute little ponies?

"We refuse," the twins say flatly.

Hunny do you want one of the rainbow ponies? She's pink and white. She's about 1 1/2 feet tall. She's still very young. Just a month or two old I believe. Her parents were killed by a quilin. I'll bring her in. If you want to keep her she needs a name. I don't think she was even named before her parents were killed. Its so sad. This rarely happens because most rainbow ponies can't survive without a parent. They normally die within 24 hours after their parents' death unless they are taken in by another species. Rainbow ponies will not adopt another baby rainbow pony even if they've lost their own. Sad huh?

"That's so sad... YAY! Pony!" Hunny pets the tiny rainbow pony. "I'll call you... Nijiiro! Or Niji-chan for short!"

"'Rainbow colored?' Reeal original," the twins tease.

Hunny sticks out his tongue and hugs Niji-chan.

"So cute!!!" screams Shashuko, running over to the rainbow pony and petting its head. "KAWAII! While I obsess over Niji-chan, lessee what Xx Tohru xXx Seraphina xX has to say!"

Good chapter. Update soon. Xx Tohru x Seraphina xX

"I'm working on it!" Shashuko says cheerfully. "And now-- summer-loven-2!"

Hi Everyone! First time reviewer for your fic here! Nice to meet you all! First off, No Haku is gone wha (goes to cornor of woe in my room)

Anywayz i'll start asking my questions and some comments now, but first:

WARNING: sucky spelling, ramballing, randomness, and off topics. (I really do that, i think i need help to fix those)

"Don't worry. My spelling sucks too. And the other things are not problems," Shashuko says in a jokey tone.

Shashuko:

I uber love your fic! So much better then other ones i've read! (I hope the room is big enough for you head) To tell the truth i'm not a huge Yaoi fan, but i do like the fan art people make of Tamaki and Kyoya (big smile) and i do read them sometimes when I can't find any straight pairngs i like or when bored. I guess I prefer to watch it then read it. I would like to recomend some anime to you! one is called Gravitation!! You'll absolutly love it! It's Yaoi so you'll like it. YUKI IS SO HOT!! Not Yuki on Fruba (even though he is hot) Also try Prince of tennis. I know what you're think 'an anime about tennis? that's not exciting' For starters tennis is awesome, but that's not my point right now. THE GUYS ON IT ARE HOT!! EVEN HOTTER THEN ALL THE HOST MEMBERS PUT TOGETHER.

"I see. I've actually read the first couple of books, and I like it. I think only the main guy-- Arima?-- is all that cute though."

Hunni, Mori, Kyoya:

I love you three!! You know why?!? Cause whith your personalities combined makes my Daddy! Weird right?! My dad is like hunni Cause he loves sweets (even though he's diabetic(i no sp)), he's like Mori cause he's tall and silent most of the time, and Kyoya cause he's smart and perverted!!lol

"Your father is a pervert? How horrible!" Tamaki gasps.

Haruhi almost comments on this, but decides to not say anythign and just STARE at him.

Hunni, do you like cheese cake? It's uber yummy (hands cake to hunni)

"Cheese cake!" Shashuko gasps. She and Hunny finish the entire cake in under a minute.

"That was sooo good!" Hunny says, rubbing his stomache.

Mori, if a girl would somehow make you really made would you hit her?

P.s I LOVE YOU MORI!!

"... How mad? ... Thank you."

Kyoya, you're sick -.- but I still love you! You are so sadistic. You remind me of Oshitari Yuushi on PoT. He's my second fav on the Hyoutei team. I like to think of that team as another Host club. hehe

"Who on what?" Kyouya asks.

"You on dope," Shashuko snickers.

Hikaru and Kaoru

I love you pranks!! Can you guys dye Tamaki's hair neon green!! So Shashuko can laugh her but off at the struggle. Oh one more thing, I don't see why people can't tell you guys apart, except for Haruhi, she's a genius on the whole one level meaner thing! I tell you guys apart by your voices and mannerism. I can never dicide which one i like better. I love you both!

Hikaru nods at Kaoru. They both pull out a can of green hairspray and loom over Tamaki menacingly.

"Nooooo!" Tamaki yells as the twins chase him around, spraying the cans.

"My carpet..." Shashuko sobs. "It's almost like it's that door in Furuba! It keeps getting messed up."

The twins manage to get Tamaki eventually, and Shashuko laughs her butt off as predicted.

Haruhi

I don't know how you do it, but i find it amazing that can live through what the other Host's do. Oh, would you date Arai? I think you would be so cute with him! Much better then being stuck with one of the others.

"Arai-kun? Well, I don't like him that way, sorry. But, you're right. He would be better than any of these..." she gestures at the Host Club. "And living through it? I don't know how I do it either." she sighs.

Tamaki

Je t'aime!! Vous etes le milleur!

translation: I love you! You are the best!

What is france like? I so want to go there! On my list of places to go France is my second. Japan would be my first! Oh and I think your mother is pretty you look alot like her! OH fruba ref. Sons tend to look like their mothers while Daughters tend to look like their dads! That applies to me cause I look a lot my daddy! I find it really cute that you care for Haruhi like a daughter! GO DADDYS!

"Furuba ref Furuba ref! I look like my Daddy too!" Shashuko sings.

"Thank you! I am the best! That is why I'm the Host Club King!" Tamaki shouts.

Anywayz sorry if this is long , but at least it's not as long as the other. Well Bye Bye! oh one more thing Hyuugacest is the best!!

Mori smiles and nods.

"Bye bye! You're the chapter's last reviewer-- you get a cyber cookie!" Shashuko throws a cyber cookie at summer-loven-2.

"And now, back to the problem of gliitch KO'd on the sofa..." Shashuko says. Everyone sweatdrops.

Just then, Bug-chan comes through and grabs gliitch.

"Lookie, Buggie-chan! I have a Voice Activation and it's NOT from you!" Shashuko laughs triumphantly. "HAHAHA!"

Bug-chan glares, slings gliitch over his shoulder, and then leaves.

"Well, that takes care of that problem. Hosties OUT!"

The Host Club characters leave through the portal (very quickly might I add).

Shashuko sits for awhile, trying to whistle (I wish i had the Sharingan... then I could watch my friends whistle, then copy them). After awhile, Gaara enters the room, dragging Stephy, who is still hanging from his neck, and followed by his older sister, Temari.

"... And that's why pizza makes Gaara cry," Temaru says hyperishly.

"That's so sad!" Stephy says, squuezing Gaara mroe than she already is.

Gaara glares at Temari. "Temari. Leave."

Temari gasps. "Y-yes Gaara."

"Let me guess... she wasn't supposed to tell Stephy that?"

"Yes," Gaara sighs, sitting down on the couch.

"Stephanie, I love you too. Now please get off me."

"No."