I pointed my wand at Draco Malfoy across the table and muttered an incantiation.

I was especially careful with my hand position and pronounciation, or else all the nerves in the body would mix up and give him Alzheimer's or Parkinson's. If you think of it on a purely Hogwarts scale, he might like Alzheimer's more.

After the spell was done, Malfoy started and stared at Goyle, who he had been talking to while I said the spell.

"Apple?", he muttered, and reached out to grab Goyle's nose and was about to take a bite out of his head when Goyle's brute force kicked in and sent Draco to the ground.

This, of course, continued through the course of the day. Draco would try to bite someone he saw as an apple. But that person had either physical force or a knowledge of spells. Those who didn't have either had books to hit him with, which was quite entertaining.

The trick was a Nervous System spell, which affected his optic nerve and made him see almost everything as apples. Poor Draco was delighted with the millions of apples.

In Potions, Snape managed to stop Draco from attempting to eat anyone by placing him in a fine mesh box, where he sat at his desk, gnawing at his cauldron as Snape talked.

However, Neville Longbottom, the dunderhead he always seemed to be in Potions, kept his Color Changing Potion too near to Draco's cage.

I realized too late, when his skin had turned red and gold, that it was time to change him back to normal.

I took the Nerve Spell off him, but left the Potion effects.

The normal Malfoy blinked, looked at his hands and chewed cauldron.

"ALICE!"

"You did it!"