Hey, sorry for the very late update, I don't own and let's get back to the kids.
My Stupid Gryffindor Twin
Spring had finally fallen around the castle and many were suffering from allergy attacks. For one Potions professor and one of his snakes, this was the time of the year that ingredients were at their max and full power. For one James potter sitting in he best mates' living room, it meant weeks of sneezing and runny noses.
"I hate spring."
"Oh Jamie, there's nothing wrong with Spring. Flowers ar in bloom, Remus is in heat, Snape's actually happy for no damn reason. Young love is beginning to take root. I think Little Sev has a crush on Daphne Greengrass."
"How do you know, and didn't Remus get fixed?"
"Yeah, something about not bringing anymore of my devil spawn into the world."
"Also Three is enough. Hello James, how are you feeling?"
"I Hate spring."
Remus smiled as James sunk lower into the couch. This had happened every spring since they had met. James would be miserable the first few weeks of April and then be bouncing around again like nothing had happened, meanwhile another Potter was sulking about a runny nose.
"Oh come on Seb, we should go find that stone."
"As soon as my nose clears up."
"But Snape could have the stone and have brainwashed your Dad by then."
"Don't you think I know that. Stupid git's evil and I won't have him coming between my mum and dad. Not when I know they still love each other."
"Too bad your brother is in Slytherin."
"Yeah, I saw how happy he was when dad sent that letter to us about him dating again."
"I'm sure it's just a fluke, Seb."
"Yeah,...I think my nose is clear enough. Let's go."
Ron nodded and the two dashed out the portrait hole. Hermione followed closely behind and grabbed Harry as she ran by. Harry blinked as the rest of his friends started to disappear.
"Bloody hell! Granger, you shouldn't be here!"
"Neither should you!"
"Butt out! We're trying to save the School and Dad from Snape."
"Professor Snape isn't behind this! Besides you can't get the stone unless you just want to get it to protect it."
"Oh yeah? I bet you're just taking his side cause Dad 'likes' him."
"At least I can stand one of our parents being happy!"
"Bloody hell are they speaking Parseltongue?"
"No, it's French."
"That means Potter's a dark wizard."
"Honestly Ronald Weasely if Harry was a dark wizard because of Parseltongue, would it stand to reason that Potter and Mr. Potter are Dark Wizards as well?"
A growl was heard through the room and the group turned to look at fluffy. Harry grabbed onto his twin's hand, and Sebastian pulled the smaller boy closer. Without a second thought, they all screamed and scrambled into the trap door. They grunted as they landed in something soft. Harry and Hermione groaned as they felt the plant move.
"Great, just was we needed."
"All we have to do is relax and the plant will drop us."
"Why relax, Granger?"
"It's devil's snare. Relax."
With that both Harry and Hermione sank beneath the plant. Sebastian was next to sink and Ron started to panic even more. Harry rolled his eyes and muttered something about "Gryffindork" before holding up his wand.
"Lumos Solem."
Ron fell down through the plant and the two marauders raised an eyebrow as he dusted himself off trying to look cool.
"Good thing we didn't panic."
"Lucky for you get's Hermione knows herbology."
"Shut up, Potter."
"Not a chance, weasel."
Hermione rolled her eyes as she followed the boys into the next room. There before them was thousands upon thousands of keys. Sebastian saw the broom in the middle of the room and then noticed one of the keys had a broken wing. Sebastian jumped on the broom and took off. Harry whimpered as his brother dodged and flew and zoomed around.
Sebastian finally caught the key and threw it at Ron, whom immediately slammed it into the hole and opened the door. rushing through. the four groaned as they fell. Looking up the group looked confused,but Ron looked excited.
"It's a giant chess board."
"Potter, take the King's spot. Granger the Rook, and Seb. Queen's Bishop. I'll take the King's Knight."
The group got into place and Harry started to shake. Seb looked over at his twin and gave him a hard stare. this only caused Harry to shake harder. Hermione gave Harry a smile before speaking.
"Don't worry, Prongslette, we'll be okay."
A White pawn moved and the game was on. Harry, Harry and Hermione got more and more nervous as the game went White queen turned to Ron and Sebastian gasped. Ron moved forward and the queen took swallowed his tears before moving forward and checkmating the King. once the sword fell, Hermione rushed forward to check Ron over and then shooed both Harry and Sebastian on.
They came to the next room and Sebastian's face turned green.
"Ugh,what is that smell?"
"Passed out troll."
"Gross"
Harry nodded and they came up to the next room. Harry read the riddle carefully and then turned to his brother.
"I think this is where I leave you. Only one will send one of us to the next room."
"No, You go ahead, Harry. You're better at thinking than I am and I know you know how to get the stone, plus I know how much you want to be an Alchemist when we're older."
"But..."
"Harry, go, I got us into this mess so I should be the one to get a teacher, besides, I think Dumbledore is back."
"He was gone?"
"Harry, just take the potion and go!"
Harry yelped and drowned the correct potion at his brother's look. Harry blinked as he was in plopped into a room with only Quirrel and the Mirror he had found earlier that year.
"Professor?"
"Tell me child, what is this? it shows me what I want, but I but I can't seem to get it."
"What are you doing here, though?"
"Quirrel turned to Harry and gave him a twisted smile. Harry gulped and pulled his robes around him tighter.
"You know I've never taken into account that you're a Slytherin Mister Potter, yet here you are acting as though you're a Gryffindor."
"I'm not a Gryffindork, I just happen to not want my Twin down here making me look bad, after all if he died down here fighting you and Voldemort,then I'd be the Tragic Twin of the BWL, not just the Twin. Can't let that happen."
"Quirrel, let me speak to the boy."
"But Master."
"Do it."
Quirrel removed is turban and turned around showing Harry an ugly, disfigured face. Harry made his own face and Voldemort smiled.
"Come here, child. Come show us the trick."
Harry stood still and Voldemort growled for Quirrel to take harry to the Mirror. The Slytherin whimpered in pain as the man got closer before harry moved to the mirror, just toget releaf for his head. Harry's face got confused as his reflection showed him pulling the stone from his pocket wil a cheeky grin.
"what do you see?"
"I'm at a wedding sitting next to my muggle Aunt as my parents get remarried."
"He's lying!"
Quirrel turned to harry and the boy broke into a run before Quirrel used a spell to throw him to the floor.
"Com now, boy do you think I'd let you go a second time?"
"Second time?"
"Oh, your father is a cheeky one. thought he could hide who he was, and from where he needed to be. No, Harry, this time I'm not letting him go and your and your brother will die! Kill him!"
Before Quirrel could touch him, Mamba shot out of Harry's robe pocket and bit Quirrel on the face. Mamba hissed angrily at the man as he screamed in pain before he brought his hands up to his face and screamed again as his hands turned to ash.
"Here's a good thing about being a magical black mamba, my venmon turns humans to ash when I inject a complete dose."
Harry sat down on the steps and everything else just seemed to blur together. He didn't even register his Head of House picking him up and taking him hospital wing before he finally passed out.
Snape had debated for a few days on that he should contact James about Harry and Potter's misadventure,but it looked like he didn't have to as the man slammed open the Great Hall's doors."
"SEVERUS..."
Both he and the young Gryffindor sat up as James called out that name.
"SEBASTIAN POTTER, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WHERE YOU AND RONALD THINKING? AND DON'T EVEN THINK YOU AND HARRISON ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS, MISS GRANGER!"
Sebastian whimper at the sound of his frist name and both Hermione and Ron looked like they wanted to hide. Snape had sunk again in his seat, thanking his lucky stars that James wasn't mad at him.
"But Dad! Snape was going to..."
"Severus!"
"Okay, fine, Quirrel was the Psycho, but still!"
"I don't give a rat's soggy rear end what you think about your teachers! I'm upset that you not only but yourself in danger, but your friend, Harry and his friend in danger as well! What were you thinking?"
"Does Mum know?"
"Oh she knows young man and because to this stupidity, your mother and I decided not two switch you this summer."
"WHAT? DAD,YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"Well maybe next time you won;t put your life on the line! Now, if you all will excuse me, I have another Twin to tear into."
With a flurry of robes,James was out the door and Snape put his head on the table.
"what have I gotten myself into?"
"A Whole new world."
"OH FOR MERLIN'S SAKE, ENOUGH WITH THE DISNEY!"
-La
Woot Raise your hand if you think Walt Disney would have been a wizard in Harry Potter! XD Just messin' with please reveiw and we can see if James and Sev's relationship takes off,if Sebastian begins to like his professor and what Lily might thing of this Plus, Morecouples that get Disney movies attached to them! XD
