Summary: Instead of becoming a noble huntsman, Jaune becomes the least noble thing in Remnant. A dredge upon humanity, and a parasite of the masses that suckles on the common man's teat until he has sore, chapped nipples.


Junior Hei Xiong sat on a sofa in his lush office, bandages wrapped around his forehead from a recent assault on his establishment. His nieces were standing by the door, keeping guard to make sure the conversation wasn't overheard. If things got out that Junior was hiring one of... them, his reputation in the crime underworld would be ruined.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, however, and he couldn't take chances when dealing with a huntress in training. The young man in front of him was... not what he expected. He was maybe the same age as Blondie, with the hair to match. He was wearing a dark paisley shirt with black slacks and dress shoes, along with dark leather driving gloves. He smoked a stubby cigarette, which was nearing the last of its life as he dangled it over an ashtray.

Junior took a shaky drink form his whiskey and cleared his throat, "So, Mr..."

"Please, just call me Jaune."

"Okay, Jaune. Uh, so, do we have a deal? Half now and half when the job is done?" Junior tugged at the collar of his shirt. Was it hot in here?

"Yes. The price'll do. Expect to here from me in the next forty-eight hours. You have her information?" The blonde asked. Junior waved Melanie over and she handed Jaune a manila envelope. He checked the contents before pressing out his cigarette and standing up. "Very well, Mr. Xiong. I'll be in touch." They shook hands and Jaune was shown out the door.

"He was kinda cute, don't you think?" Miltia asked her twin. The white-clad girl shrugged, "I guess so. Maybe in a 'clueless puppy' kind of way."

Junior ignored them and tried to come to terms with his actions. Was he being too harsh on the girl that trashed his club?

It didn't matter. The deed was done.


So far, Beacon Academy was turning out to be everything Yang had hoped to be. She was on a team with her sister, Ruby, and... their partners...

Okay, so they could be friendlier, but bonding takes time, ya know? Blake was clearly the dark, mysterious type and Weiss was slowly warming up to the idea of Ruby being team leader. Progress!

It was a Saturday morning and they were all looking forward to unwinding after getting into the swing of their classes.

Yang was currently brushing her hair on top of her bunk bed, Weiss and Blake were reading and Ruby was doing some maintenance on Crescent Rose when they all heard a knock on their door. "I've got it!" Ruby called out as she sped over to the door. When she opened it, she was greeted by a tall blonde boy around their age. He was wearing a mail courier's uniform and glasses, holding a clipboard and a thick manila folder in his hands.

"Good Morning. I'm looking for a Yang Xiao Long." He said with a smile.

"Who's asking?" Yang questioned skeptically. She didn't recall ordering anything and she and Ruby had already received congratulatory letters form Dad.

The boy looked at his clip board. "Says here she's won a free promotional subscription from 'Us Blondes Haircare Magazine'."

Yang had never heard of that issue, but was happy to except some free haircare swag. She hopped down from her bed and confirmed that she was, in fact, Yang Xiao Long. As she signed the sheet on his clipboard and was handled the folder, something changed in his smile. Something almost predatory.

"Congratulations, Ms. Xiao Long. You've been served." His announcement got the attention of the rest of her team as Ruby asked, "Uh... what?"

"It's a subpoena. You're being sued by the proprietors of Club Glo for destruction of property, as well as several assault claims." He said as Yang held onto the folder, standing their dumbly. "Hope you've got a good lawyer." The guy said as he started walking away. Suddenly, Yang's irises glowed a fiery red and her fists clenched, crumpling the papers in her right hand as she ran after the faux mailman. She roared in anger as she cocked her arm back, intending on shoving the court papers where the sun wouldn't shine.

To her surprise, the boy ducked and sidestepped her attack, and as she turned to try again, she felt something small pierce her side before all her muscles tightened and she felt some of the worst pain she'd ever experienced. Violent currents of electricity coursed through her body as the court server hit her with his stun gun.

She promptly collapsed in a groaning heap, and Jaune reloaded his taser as he heard the blonde girl's team catch up to them. "Yang!" The smaller girl yelled as she helped her friend. The black and white-haired girls drew swords and stood ready to use them, but made no move to attack first.

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" The white one demanded. If Jaune remembered correctly, she was a Schnee, but couldn't remember the first name.

"Me? Nothing. Your friend, on the other hand, was jus hit with about a million volts. You're gonna want to take her to a nurse or something." He said nonchalantly.

"You just tasered my partner!" The black one yelled as she raised her blade to the blonde's throat. He remained calm as he slowly holstered the stun gun.

"I was merely defending myself, ma'am. Your partner moved to assault me, I acted. Much like the peopled she assaulted a number of weeks ago are acting." This made the two pause as the small, red girl helped Ms. Xiao Long to her feet.

"What are you talking about?" Ms. Schnee asked, lowering her rapier a bit. Again, slowly, Jaune drew his server's badge, certifying his position as an employee of the justice system. Seeing this, Ms. Schnee sighed in frustration and sheathed her weapon.

"Crap." She muttered.

"Weiss?" Red asked cautiously.

Weiss Schnee sighed again before explaining, "He's a court server, Ruby. Basically, when someone, be it a person, a company or the court itself, needs to find someone and summon them to a legal meeting, these guys are tasked with tracking them down if they can't be found through practical means. I hate to say it, but he was just doing his job." She turned to Jaune. "Now, what's this business about an assault at a club?"

Jaune picked up his clipboard and rifled through some documents as he cleared his throat. "On March 27th of this year, Yang Xiao Long entered Club Glo illegally, as evidenced by CCTV and security camera footage in and outside of the main building. She then proceeded to approach the manager, one Junior Hei Xiong, and alleged that she believed him to be a broker of information. When Mr. Xiong denied her claims and requested that she vacate the premises, she grew hostile before attacking Mr. Xiong and his employees with deadly, huntsman-grade weapons and inciting a panic amongst the club's patrons. In the process, she injured twenty three club personnel, including security guards, a DJ, two waitresses and Mr. Xiong. She's looking at almost a million in damages, not including medical or psychological."

The team, minus the semi-unconscious victim of the justice system, stood their, shocked, absorbing the news. Jaune handed a small business card to Weiss, seeing her as the most sensible of the group. "If you have any further questions, contact me or anyone at the kingdom's legal department. Have a nice day."

With that, he walked away. Team RWBY slowly walked to the nurses office as Yang regained her senses. "Dad's not gonna be happy about this."