It's not great But I like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez has joined the chat.
Kim Crawford has joined the chat.
Milton David Kupnick has joined the chat.
Eddie 'the playa' has joined the chat.
Jack has joined the chat.
Kim Crawford
I miss middle school being a senior now makes me look back on the good ole days
Eddie 'the playa'
I don't, puberty sucked
Milton David Krupnick
It was really easy but I'm with Eddie.
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
We get more ladies now.
Jack
Yeah the results are great! I'm hot as hell!
Kim Crawford
Cocky
Jack
That too ;)
Eddie 'the playa'
Milton's voice was hilarious
Milton David Krupnick
...
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
Its true bro! Your voice cracked all the time and it sounded like you were clawed by a cat!
Kim Crawford
Girls have it worse
Jack
No they don't
Eddie 'the playa'
Yeah, the voice and the body odor didn't help with the ladies
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
The wet dreams from dreaming about the ladies
Milton David Krupnick
Our bodies were put into over drive producing hormones but I'm with Kim. Girls have it worse
Jack
The awkward erections didn't help. You'd wake up stiff and it could last for hours
Kim Crawford
I just learned way more than I needed to...and Milton, girls bodies do the same thing.
Eddie 'the playa'
So what makes it worse?
Kim Crawford
Well we sweat, smell, have to start shaving (that sucks I always cut myself), constantly buy new bras, and the fact that mother nature wanted us to have children when we were thirteen didn't help
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
You have a child?
Milton David Krupnick
Jerry, Kim is talking about her menstrual cycle
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
What?
Eddie 'the playa'
English Milton!
Jack
Her period Jerry
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
Ohhh. No so bad
Kim Crawford
Really? You want to bleed out of your 'part' for sixish days once a month after having hours of cramps? And then do that for like fifty years?
Jack
I change my answer. Girls have it worse
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
What do cramps feel like?
Eddie 'the playa'
Why Jerry, why?
Kim Crawford
It feels like someone is stabbing you with a knife from the inside.
Jack
Then you call me telling me to bring over ice cream and pain killers at one in the morning
Eddie 'the playa'
Girls are worse then...
Jerry 'the swag master' Martinez
I had my first period with Grace in middle school. Those were some good times...time to get my sexy on
Milton David Krupnick
What aren't you telling us?
Eddie 'the playa'
Are you sure you're a dude?
Jack
So it's settled. Jerry's a girl
Kim Crawford
So if Jerry's a girl...you guys are alright with him seeing you stripped down in the locker room?
Jack
Way to make this conversation weird Kim
Kim Crawford
You are very welcome
Eddie 'the playa'
It was already weird. She just made it awkward
Milton David Krupnick
Well I have been seen in public in my boxers so I'm fine with it
Eddie 'the playa'
Milton is by far the last person I would expect to be okay with that.
Jack
I know...now I know why Jerry always stole my boxers...
Kim Crawford
That wasn't Jerry
Milton David Krupnick
Kim! You stole Jacks boxers? Are you that desperate?
Jack
So much for not having a crush
Eddie 'the playa'
She so wants him
Kim Crawford
It wasn't me! And I do not Eddie!
Milton David Krupnick
Mmhmm
Eddie 'the playa'
Sure...
Jack
Come on Kimmy tell the truth
Kim Crawford
IT WASNT ME!
Jack
Then who was it?
Milton David Krupnick
Yeah! Who was it?
Kim Crawford
How bout every girl who is constantly flirting with you?
Eddie 'the playa'
Why should we believe you?
Kim Crawford
Because basically every single girl is in love with Jack!
Jack
You included
Milton David Krupnick
Minus Julie
Kim Crawford
You think I'm so desperate to get Jack's attention that I would steal his boxers even though I see him every day?
Eddie 'the playa'
She has a point
Jack
Fine. We believe you
Milton David Krupnick
So just out of curiousity, what happens to them?
Kim Crawford
Have you noticed how those girls that are always staring at you and giving you flirty waves are wearing plaid fabric tied around their wrists?
Eddie 'the playa'
Ew
Milton David Krupnick
Okay first, gross. Second, do they wash them? And third, is it some kind of prize?
Jack
I'm actually really creeped out...
Kim Crawford
First, I know. Second, yeah. Third, in a way it is.
Jack
Okay I am definitely going to start using my locker
Eddie 'the playa'
How many pairs have you lost?
Jack
Like five
Milton David Krupnick
Then how do so many girls have them?
Kim Crawford
Your gym locker combo is 40-16-30 and they do it in teams and then they cut off which part they want
Eddie 'the playa'
That's not creepy at all...
Jack
How do you know my combo?!
Kim Crawford
This is where Jerry comes into play
Milton David Krupnick
Why would Jerry tell them?
Eddie 'the playa'
Think about it Milton, Jerry, somewhat attractive girls...
Milton David Krupnick
Oh...I get it now
Jack
Speaking of Jerry, has anyone noticed his lack of chat
Eddie 'the playa'
That rhymed!
Milton David Krupnick
It was a half rhyme
Kim Crawford
I think he's trying to make out with a girl
Jack
Why is that?
Eddie 'the playa'
Well he said time to get my sexy on and that's Jerry talk for 'I'm going to try to get it on with that hot girl'
Milton David Krupnick
That's dude talk in general Eddie. You should know.
Jack
Haha!
Milton David Krupnick
You've said it too Jack
Kim Crawford
Haha! Burrnn!
Jack
In my defense I got a date every time I have ever said that
Kim Crawford
Well boo
Eddie 'the playa'
I think someone's got the hots for Jack
Milton David Krupnick
You are so jealous
Jack
;)
Kim Crawford
Yes Jack I want you so so much...
Milton David Krupnick
That wasn't so hard was it?
Kim Crawford
Whaatt? I was being sarcastic...
Eddie 'the playa'
We don't know that. We can't see you
Milton David Krupnick
For all we know you're lying
Kim Crawford
We all know I can't lie
Milton David Krupnick
Well I doubt you held the A and T key down too long and unconciously added a ... at the end of your statement
Eddie 'the playa'
So are you going to admit it?
Kim Crawford
No
Milton David Krupnick
We didn't say what you had to admit!
Kim Crawford
It was implied!
Eddie 'the playa'
What was implied?
Kim Crawford
UGGHHH! Fine I like him okay? You happy now?
Milton David Krupnick
Yes very. Is Jack even reading this?
Eddie 'the playa'
Yeah he hasn't said anything
Kim Crawford
No he isn't
Milton David Krupnick
How do you know that?
Kim Crawford
Because he's outside my window...
Eddie 'the playa'
Oh. Tell him I said hi!
Milton David Krupnick
Eddie and I are just going to leave then...right Eddie?
Eddie 'the playa'
Oh right...bye!
Eddie 'the playa' has left the chat
Milton David Krupnick
Tell me what happens girlie!
Milton David Krupnick has left the chat
Kim sighed and leaned back in her chair, running her hands through her tangle free blonde hair before slapping her palms down on her knees and standing up.
She made her way over to the window and unlocked it before pushing it open. She then managed to slide the screen up so Jack could climb in.
"You could have used the front door like a normal person you know." She commented while shutting the screen. The old metal screeched as it slid down the side of the window before it shut.
Kim wasn't sure if Jack had replied or not because of the noise from the window and figured he did. She just gripped the bottom of the frame of the window and slammed it shut, securing it down with the lock.
She turned around to see Jack staring at her, arms crossed, smirking victoriously. She gave him a confused look until she saw him peek at her computer out the corner of his eye.
She groaned and flopped down on her bed, face landing not-so-softly in a pillow, before turning her head to the side so she could breathe.
"Go ahead," she groaned, "celebrate, dance, tease me, I know you want to." She rolled over onto her back and closed her eyes preparing for whatever he was about to do. Dancing, singing, 'I told you's or 'I knew it's, putting her down, teasing, anything.
She did not however expect to be kissed. When she felt someone kissing her, her eyes snapped open and she looked at the brunet right in front of her. Of course, he was really blurry because of the lack of distance between the two, but, she could see and tell that it was definitely Jack who was kissing her.
He pulled away and she sat up in bed, looking down at the-now kneeling- boy. "Word on the street is that you like me." He teased and she smiled at him.
"From what I can tell, someone likes me back." She replied and he smiled at her even more, climbing onto her bed and kissing her again.
Before the teenagers make-out session could go any further, they were stopped by a chime on Kim's computer. She crawled out of bed and looked at the screen, seeing a new chat from Jerry.
"What does it say?" Jack asked curiously, appearing behind the blonde and hugging her waist.
"It says: I am not a girl! I meant class! That is not Jerry for I'm gonna try and get it on with that hot girl, I was video chatting with Grace. Jack please don't kill me! Kim, chica, we all knew it and WOO! Make out alert!" Kim finished and Jack laughed.
Jack reached around Kim, making her lean over the desk even more and typed a reply. "Jack what are you doing?" Kim asked him, turning her head to the side, allowing her hair to fall onto the keyboard.
"Kimmy your hair is in the way." Jack whined hitting the enter key and she laughed.
"Whatta gonna do bout it?" She teased.
Jack leaned back a bit, allowing her more space, but held her waist once more. He slowly took one hand and brushed her hair to one side, making her shiver as his fingers dragged carelessly across the back of her neck. He kissed her neck carefully a few times before dragging them up to her ear. "How was that?" He asked her in a whisper and she turned slowly around, seeing if he would let her before kissing him passionately.
The two were, once again, in full out make-out mode. When Jack moved down to her neck she turned her head to the side, facing the screen. She squinted, just barely able to read the text as she tried to focus on it. The kisses she was receiving from Jack wasn't helping her concentration at all. It was dragging her into a world with him and only him but she managed to hold on to reality long enough to read Jack's last reply.
Kim Crawford
;) I love you Kimmy. -Jack
Both funny and cute. See I have a mushy side! And I have a gutter mind too! That's the dominate one
