Uhh…dedicated to Sharaemon, thanks for all the informations, Sharaemon~ By the way, I got three reviews for the previous chapter, yeah, laugh if you want. (-_-)

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"Call that senpai, please!" Haru exclaimed loudly, hand raised high along with the excitement. Seems like Spanner is getting addicted with music, because as soon as Haru said that, a music played. Sounded like the one played at a ball. "That senpai must be a really kind person!"

"Dream on." Both Mukuro and Fran commented together.

"Hahi? Does Mukuro-san know that senpai?" asked Haru, turning to face the pineapple-headed teen.

"Well, looking at how masochist he became, probably that senpai is a sadist." Mukuro stated calmly, ignoring Fran's protest about how he's the masochist one.

The music stopped playing, the lights went off, at this time, Haru's praying for her safety. A lone light flickered, and danced for a few seconds before it landed on a new figure, no, two new figures.

After hearing the audiences' gasps, Haru decided to open her eyes slowly, her eyes widened in surprise, she beamed instantly.

"Reborn-chan is back!" she exclaimed happily. She immediately stood and walked to him, "Hahi? Who's that, Reborn-chan?" asked Haru, crouching down to match the two's height.

"That's Viper," ('It's Mammon,' Mammon's words were completely ignored) "one of the Acrobalenos, I couldn't find his dangerous love," he said, eyeing Fran, "so I paid him to look for them," he sighed, following the holder of the Indigo Pacifier, who floated (using Fantasma) toward one of the couches.

Mammon sat on a pumpkin-shaped one, making him stood out in the midst of orange color (from the pumpkin, and from the orange-shaped one that Mukuro sat on). Reborn sat on the apple-shaped one, the one Haru previously sat on.

Haru was going to sit on the horse-shaped couch beside Fran (who, she decided, is the sanest one in that show beside her) when Reborn shot the empty space beside her.

"Don't sit there, you're going to die." Was all the baby said, Haru obeyed, she walked toward Reborn and stood beside him, with the face that looked like she's about to cry. "Oi, Mammon, I didn't pay you to only sit, tell us their where about."

"Hahi? That's so kind of you to pay someone to look for Fran-san's dangerous love!" Haru smiled, praising the baby.

"It came from Fran's salary while he worked in Varia." Reborn stated simply, Fran only stared, Mukuro only chuckled. "Oi, Spanner, came here and get that paper," he said, pointing toward the sticky picture in Mammon's hand.

Spanner looked like he was going to protest but obeyed none the less. "The result will come in fifteen minutes, and they'd probably arrived here in….." he glanced toward his watch, "a hour,"

"The show cant run for that long, make them arrived in fifteen minutes," said the baby, standing on the couch, holding his gun a threatening pose. Haru used this opportunity to lift him off the couch, sat on it and placed the baby on her lap.

('Hahii~ Reborn-chan, Haru's legs are tired…' was her reason, and it seemed like the baby didn't mind.)

" ….alright, so do you permit the usage of that transportation machine I developed?" asked Spanner with sparks of happiness in his eyes, Haru shuddered to imagine what kind of result that would bring.

"Do as you wish," was Reborn's simple reply, Spanner walked away, humming, that itself made Haru even more scared, "Stop daydreaming, Haru, get on with the show, the audiences wouldn't want a silent show," said Reborn, slapping her cheeks lightly.

"Ha-hahi! Then…what's the relationship between Vi-" ('It's Mammon,') "Hahi! Sorry! Mammon-san and Fran-san?"

"Five hundred yens for each question," he stated, Haru only stared, then turned to Mukuro. "It was cheap, I gave you a special price," muttered the baby.

"How…how about the relationship between Mukuro-san and Fran-san?" she asked the illusionist, with teary eyes, hoping that he'd be willing to cooperate.

Mukuro chuckled. "And what will you give me if I answer your question?"he replied, smirking. Tears went down Haru's face freely like a waterfall. "…I was kidding…" too late.

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Spanner tossed the used sticky picture carelessly, Gianinni was going to scold him when the machine in the center of that room started to shake violently. Both immediately cleaned the room. And when some parts of the machine started to break and fell on the floor, both thanked the fact that it's not their bodies that's broken.

And when finally the person came out of the machine, both immediately bowed deep, pointing the way to the stage. And when the person finally gone, they sighed and cried at the sight of the destroyed machines and room, for the person they called refused to go without breaking some things.

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"Hahi….so, uhh…Hahi!" Haru was going to ask about Fran's frog hat when two of the stage lamps exploded and the pieces scattered around, "Is..is everyone alright?" she asked, looking around. She tried to see where the pieces flew to at the most, to make sure none of the audiences were damaged. Her eyes fell upon an object that's undoubtedly not a piece of the broken lamps. She froze as she recognized what that thing was. "….Is…is everyone…alright?" she asked once again, slowly lifting her head.

"Take a look at me and see if I'm alright." Were the words that came out of Fran's mouth as blood gushing out from the places where several sharp objects stabbed him. "Fallen Prince, Fake King, and Sadistic Master, why did the three of you attack me suddenly?" he asked the three mentioned persons while Haru shrieked at the sight.

Some kind of unique (bad designed) knife stabbed his left side, an elegant long rapier stabbed his right side, and Mukuro's trademarked trident stabbed him from the front. Screams coming from the audiences as the three attackers thrust their weapons deeper, Haru hugged Reborn tighter.

"Haru…" Reborn called and Haru understood what he meant, but somehow couldn't find her voice as the two (self proclaimed) royalties grinned widely and Mukuro chuckled.

"Hahii…Why don't we play a game?" offered a shaking Haru, "Hahii!" she shrieked when several knives and bats coming to attack her.

"Ushesheshe…Watch the way you talk, peasant," said the one with longer hair, pointing the long sword toward Haru (after pulling it out of Fran's head), Haru'd like to question why's he sitting on a flying throne, but it seemed like she needed to question his sanity first.

"Ushishishi….using your box weapon against a lowly peasant like that? Are you that weak?" said the other one, twirling the knife in his hand. The one with longer hair turned to him and grinned widely,

"Would you like to know, fratello? Usheshesheshe…."

"Alright, go all out!" said Fran (still with that straight face that made Haru wanted to pinch his face to make sure he's not wearing any mask), blowing a whistle that came out of nowhere, the sound was accompanied by Haru's scream as the twin royalties started attacking each other.

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"W-welcome to our humble place, Prince-sama, and the Royal King," said Haru, head bowed, too afraid to look at the two psychotic guests, who were sitting beside on the couches beside Fran.

"Ushishishi…glad to see thet you know your place, peasant," commented Belphegor, Haru wished he'd stop laughing that way because it's scary, but she keep that thought to herself while hugging Reborn tighter. ("Oi, Haru, you're trembling," Reborn's comment went unnoticed)

"Ushesheshe…why is the King mentioned later?" protested the (self-proclaimed, sadistic, psychopathic) King that she learned was named Rasiel. Bats flew around her, messing with her hair.

"Ha-haru..no, this one humbly apologized…"

"Poor girl, here, I'll give this lucky charm for two thousands yens, how about it?" offered Mammon, using the opportunity to promote his goods. Haru refused after counting how much her allowance was.

"Oya? The way you talk changed, Haru…" commented Mukuro, chuckling, clearly amused. Haru hoped he'd be more willing to help. "Alright, since you looked like you're going to cry, I'll help," as he said it, the thing that crossed her mind was, 'can he read minds?'

"I'm bored, do you have something interesting in mind, Haru?" asked Reborn as the two royalties tried to clean their weapons using the other's clothes. Haru tried to not jump as the baby placed the gun's barrel against her chin.

"Hahi..yes…" she answered, moving the gun slowly, "It's a common game…" Haru trailed off, "Hahii! T-this one think that in order to be a great ruler, the Royal King and the Prince should know many things about their subjects, including their traditions and such, so…." She added quickly as she sensed the two royalties' gazes.

"Ushishishi…fine, the Prince will be the winner no matter what," Commented the so called Prince, playing with Fran's hair, ("Senpai, Lussuria'd be pissed if you ruin my hair, he was the one who combed it,")

"Ushesheshe….you sure talk big, fratello, as long as I'm here, there's no way you can be the winner," replied the so called King, snatching Fran from Bel by grabbing on his Varia Jacket, ("Muu…that jacket was expensive, I guess I'd cut your payment for it, Newbie," commented Mammon, Fran only stared, then "Isn't my life more expensive, Senpai?")

"Hahii…actually there's no winner in this game, we're going to play truth or dare, and whoever lie or refuse to do the dare would get punishment…" as Haru said 'Punishment' the twins' smirks grew larger, and Haru's not sure it's a good sign.

"I see, a game that there'd be no winner, and it's useful for the interview…good idea, Haru," commented the baby hitman, smiling, "But if this fail you're not going to have any free cakes for a month, ok?" Haru'd like to say she'll give up on all of her sweets for a month if she could get a normal guest for once, but restrained herself.

"Kufufufufu…that might become interesting, so what should I do?" asked Mukuro, who, for once, was willing to help.

"Hahii….Since it seems Mukuro-san is the closest person to Fran-san…" a knife was sent flying, "N-not that way, it's more like…Mukuro-san spent more times with Fran-san, so…" bats came flying, "Haru's really sorry…." Tears running down, ("Like I said, your life is full with unfortunate event, buy this charm, it only costs three thousands yens," said Mammon, raising the price) she wiped it quickly, "Umm…so Haru thought Mukuro-san would notice if Fran-san's trying to lie and…."

"Okay, I got it, no need to waste your breath, Haru," Mukuro cut in, chuckling, Haru'd like to go home, sleep and pretend that the whole show was a dream.

"Are you saying you know everything about me, Master? That's creepy, are you a stalker? Oh, forget I ever asked, you are." Commented the main guest, Haru covered her eyes just in time as Mukuro punished the ten-years-later version of his apprentice.

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Since Haru got only one truth and one dare in mind, she'd need to make all of them participate, she shrugged, well, the number of people is enough, maybe.

"Uhm….let's start from Mukuro-san first, we're going to answer the same question, hahi….Mukuro-san, what's the most embarrassing thing that happened to you?" Haru started, Mukuro raised an eyebrow, he was going to ask why must he participate as well, but decided to play along.

"Oya? What kind of question was that?" he asked back, making the poor girl jumped ("Haru, stop jumping, it's uncomfortable," Reborn protested), "Kufufu…there's nothing embarrassing in my life," he answered, smiling, making the audiences sighed in disappointment.

"That just proved you're shameless, Master," Fran commented, a trident found its way to his head, "Ouch, that hurts, Master," he complained, taking the thing out of his head emotionlessly.

"Hahi…then, Mammon-san?" Haru asked, turning to the other baby, he opened his mouth, but Haru beat him first, "If Mammon-san is not going to answer, then Haru'd like him to pay for the advertisement fees," Haru said, trying her best in the blackmailing business.

Reborn clapped his hands, followed by the audiences, "Nice, Haru, you're getting better in this kind of things, ahhh…I'm so touched…" he commented, wiping off some imaginary tears.

"Muu….fine, I sell a precious thing with a low price, I'm still regretting it," he said, sulking. Reborn was disappointed by the answer, that's not enough for blackmailing him another time.

"…..Hahii…right, then….." paused, she glanced toward the two grinning royalties with the bleeding frog between them"….then….." another pause, the two of them were still grinning, "…then, this one humbly pleaded for both royalties to grant our lowly selves their royal answers," Haru said at last as Belphegor twirled his knives eagerly, and the bats showed up once again around Rasiel.

"The most embarrassing thing is to have this thing as a twin," both said at the same time, pointing at each other with their preferred weapons.

"Alright, next is me, right? I'm getting bored….." he said, one hand was raised to interrupt the two twins' loving time, ("Ushishishi…what is it, Froggy? Are you saying that the Prince is boring?" a stab on the left arm) "Ouch, Senpai, please stop that, well…" ("Ushesheshe..you are boring, fratello, I'm sure Toady would rather talk with me, right, Toady?" a rapier sliced the said Toady's right arm)

"Aww, and I really liked this jacket," he said, then turned to Haru, "the most embarrassing thing is to have two psychopathic self-proclaimed royalties at my sides, and as if that's not enough, now the whole world know I have a sadistic master as well," as he finished his sentence, the audiences immediately covered their children' eyes as the three mentioned persons started attacking the green-haired teen.

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"Hahi! Next…next is the dare! Uhm…." Haru tapped her chin, thinking, and when she got the inspiration, her face was flushed red, "Hahii…uhmm…F-fran-san! Please k-kiss the one you love the most!" Haru accidentally screamed the dare due to the excitement, silence washed over the entire place.

"…..You're getting bolder today, Haru," the baby on her lap commented.

"Oya oya, I didn't know you have such perverted mind, Haru," commented the supposed to be co-host.

"Muu….that's a good idea, wait, where's my camera….if I'm lucky, this would sell well…." Was Mammon's respond as he looked for his camera.

"Hahii~ Haru is still confused about why Fran-san has two dangerous loves….so Haru just wanted to know which one Fran-san loves the most," she reasoned, not looking at the others' faces, clearly embarrassed.

"Ushesheshe….that's a good idea coming from a lowly peasant such as yourself," commented Rasiel, waving his rapier around (Haru wondered if that was a compliment), "Now Toady, the King permit you to taste a royalty's kiss," he said, putting his arm on the said Toady's waist, holding him close, several knives flew past them.

"Ushishishishi….the Froggy is not going to kiss you," the blonde prince then grabbed the Froggy's head, "Just for this once, the Prince wouldn't mind if you kiss him," he said, grinning, just as he leaned in, Fran covered his mouth.

"Seeing as I was the one who got to do the dare, isn't it logical to let me do it on my own?" reasoned the illusionist, getting away from the two royalties. "Now….I don't want to kiss with this kind of atmosphere," he said, putting on his ring, "I need to set the mood," he said as the mist flame appeared, and flowers started to sprout from the ground.

"Hahii….it's beautiful…" Haru commented as the stage turned into a beautiful garden with colorful flowers, the sky is blue with a few clouds, "It's just like in a fairy tale! Now, please kiss your destined prince, Fran-san,"

"wait, I'm getting there," murmured Fran, as feet materialized on the ground before him, then up to the legs, hips, waist, then chest, and finally the face, that person is….himself. As the other human beings were frozen, both Frans leaned in and planted a kiss on the other's lips.

Knives, rapier, and a trident were aimed to his head (and they hit the target, like usual) as they broke the kiss and said, with a straight face, "The one I love is myself, ouch, that really hurt, you know," he said, as the illusions started to vanish, taking the offending weapons out of his flesh, letting the blood flowed.

Before a murder could occur, Gola Mosca came into the stage, and spoke with a voice that sounded like Spanner's, "Attention, everyone, because we've been messing with the time," everyone's attentions were directed toward Fran, who came from the future, "and dimension," the one getting attentions right now is Rasiel, as he was supposed to be dead, "the time and space's balance was disturbed, and by my calculation, there'd be a huge crash of space and might bring you to another place, I'd like to investigate this matter further, so please take a pouch inside Gola for each, inside were some communicating tools, and prepare yourself for this century's most exciting journey, sorry for the trouble" he said, he sounded far too cheerful to be considered sorry.

A round thing floated, circling them. A recorder, made by gianinni.

"If I sell this story to a magazine…" Mammon mumbled, calculating the profit as he took a pouch.

Before any of them could protest, the ground shook violently, and by the time they're able to stand straight, they're already in the middle of a forest somewhere, the period was unknown.

The monitor in the studio flickered on, showing the image of those who were unlucky enough to be Spanner's guinea pigs. The screen showed them being chased by some kind of unidentified animals, and the next few seconds it showed the animals being slaughtered by the mafias. And then Reborn's face appeared, the baby muttered,

"Spanner, you're banned from any machinery for two months," said the baby with grim face, as the picture in the background getting more and more bloody.

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Time to sleep, my parents are out of town right now, and I was scolded by my brother for not sleeping early, so yeah…I'm going to sleep. Uhh… and, I don't have any idea about the next chapter, so if you have anyone/pairing that you'd like me to interview, please let me know.