Sorry it took me longer than usual to update!

Well, here it is, hope you enjoy!

Oh yeah, the credit for this idea kinda goes to souleaterfangal123(I only used half of your idea)!


It was Saturday.

I had seen every movie on T.V.

I didn't feel like playing Xbox

I wasn't hungry.

No one could hang out.

I was bored as hell.


It was Saturday.

I had read all my books at least ten times.

The library was closed.

I wasn't hungry.

I had finished all my homework.

I was bored as hell.


In all of the books I've read about teenagers, they get bored and do something stupid, like drinking, drugs, sex, and who knows what else. But I always read while shaking my head and scolding the characters.

That was only because I had never been in that situation, faced with that decision: Would I rather stay bored out of my mind, or do something that, yes, is stupid, but entertaining?


I will never admit this out loud and if I was accused I would definitely deny it.

But I am totally addicted to Lifetime movies. And that's not cool at all.

Really though, you should have seen me when I found out that there's a Lifetime Movie Network. A whole channel devoted to Lifetime movies! No Army Wives, Dance Moms, Wife Swap, or Desperate Housewives. Just. Lifetime. MOVIES.

Anyway, nine times out of ten, they involved stupid teenagers being stupid. Getting caught drinking or smoking, having unprotected sex, or cyber-bullying each other. And I always watched while face palming at their idiocy throughout the entire movie.

Apparently I was too quick to judge, because when that shit happens in real life, face palming is the last thing on my mind.


After staring at a stack of books for ten minutes and deciding I wasn't going to read any of them today, I walked out of my bed room and into the hall to the living room.

And I collided with Soul.

"Jesus! Are you trying to kill me?!" I wasn't actually that mad he ran into me, I think I'm just PMSing.

"Maka! Are you okay? Did you hit your head?!" Soul was gripping my shoulders like it was his job, and shouting at my face like I was hard of hearing.

"Stop yelling at me! What is wrong with you?"

"My name is Soul Eater Evans! I'm your weapon partner, do you remember now Maka? I'm not Jesus, I'm Soul!"

Finally understanding his stupid joke, I punched my weapon in the arm.

"Shut up. That wasn't even funny!" I was in the process of walking around the obstacle blocking my entrance to the living room, when he asked me where I was going.

"Where does it look like I'm going, genius? The living room, obviously."

"Well yeah, but what could you possibly do in there?" Soul now had a genuinely confused look on his face.

"Umm, watch T.V.? Is that okay with you?" I was now as confused as him.

"Are you sick or something? You're going to watch T.V. of your own free will?" He said all of this while feeling my forehead and checking the dilation of my pupils.

I slapped his hands away. "I'm fine Dr. Soul, I'm just bored."


That wiped the stupid smirk off my face.

Maka would be mortified if she saw the images my mind created when she said Dr. Soul.

I am so pathetic.

"Well if you're so bored, I can think of a few things we could do to pass the time, Maka." I said all of that as suggestively as I could without laughing.

Much to my surprise, my meister flushed as red as a freaking tomato.

Well that's certainly strange. Any other time, she would just Maka Chop me for being a jerk.

"You.. Ughh, you're sooo- Soul! You're the biggest ass hat I've encountered in my entire life!"

… Ass hat?

That was unexpected…


Oh my God, what is wrong with me?

After Soul said that stuff about doing something with him, I got the most disturbing/awesome/wrong/interesting/DISTURBING mental image of me and Soul.

And then I realized than he was joking, and I felt like he was making fun of me, and I just blew up on him and then ran back into my room.

But why would I care if the idea of us being more than friends was funny to him?

Unless…

No. Never.

If there's a God, please, no. Not that.

Oh well, it's unavoidable.

There's only one thing I can do now…


What just happened?

That was normal teenage girl behavior, but since when does The Great Maka Albarn act like a normal teenage girl?

But more than that, I wanna know where she got the phrase 'ass hat' from. She probably read it in one of her stupid-

"Mmff!?" What the actual fuck is this!?

I'm just standing here, pondering the great mysteries of life, when Maka flings open her door, storms up to me, tackles me, and starts making out with me.

Hey, I'm not saying I didn't enjoy it, cuz I totally did. I was just confused as hell.

My meister had always acted like we had the most platonic relationship in the history of the world, and all of a sudden she jumps me and steals my first kiss?

Not even five minutes ago she was almost in tears for reasons still unknown to me, and calling me an ass hat?

I will never understand women.


I had never felt anything quite so, so… So, empowering as seeing the astonished look on Soul's face when I attacked him, straddled him, pinned him to the ground (not that he was trying to escape), and, well I- uhh, I pretty much devoured his face.

But not in a gross, slobber-all-over-you-like-the-family-dog kind of way.

It was more of an I-am-woman-hear-me-roar kind of way.

I finally pulled back when I was totally out of breath, and I just smiled down at Soul as he tried to make sense of what had just happened.

"Umm, if you don't mind my asking, Maka, what made you decide to do that at this exact moment?"

"I was bored."


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