Sandy special (just because I'm lazy)
Gaara, Kankuro and Temari
One day Temari missed pineapple hair guy, Shikamaru.
She woke everybody up and had a sudden urge to go to The Leaf Village, but Gaara didn't had enough sleep and was grumpy. So he decided to kill Kankuro. Nobody stopped him, because nobody cared about Kankuro.
In the end, he killed Kankuro and nobody ever heard of him again.
So Gaara and Temari left for The Hidden Leaf Village. They used 'super hyper fast transportation jutsu' and arrived there within one day.
Next day after they arrived Temari was gone and Gaara was having a beauty sleep to get his thick black lines under his eyes to disappear. Meanwhile Kankuro was resting underground.
Temari's POV
I was in the village searching for Shikamaru, when I finally saw him. He was with another girl, she had a label on, on it was written 'Figurant No.138'. He was on a date. What now? I followed them till Shikamaru turned around and said: "Sup Temari"
I was found. What do I need to do now? I need to find something and quick.
*looking around*
Ugh, there is nothing wat now? I know.
Temari: "Look a flying pig!"
This is the best thing I can come up with, but next time I will make sure that I'm not going to be found.
*runs away*
The next day Gaara was still asleep and I went to the forest for a long walk. In the forest I found a small clock with batteries beside it. I picked it up and put the batteries in it. Suddenly the world started to spin as the day changed into night and back into day over and over again. I closed my eyes hoping for it to stop.
I opened my eyes again and saw that I was standing in a train station when a heard an announcement.
"Hogwart Express is leaving within one minute."
I turned around and saw a handsome boy with owl glasses and a lighting scar running towards the train, followed by a girl and a boy.
I was about to ask them where I was when the world started to spin again.
This time was standing on a gigantic wall. I looked around and saw a group of people with green capes looking at me like they just saw a ghost. They quickly showed me their weapons as they started to fire their 'Harpoons'. I was stunned as a gigantic hand squashed them right in front of my eyes, I turned around. There right before me was standing a gigantic man like creature. I screamed when the world started to spin again.
I was still screaming when I arrived on an open field when a random announcement came up again.
"People of The Capital, it seems we have an intruder in The Games."
I turned around when I heard a girl scream at me. She was standing there with a bow and arrow ready to fire. I quickly pulled out a kunai when she fired. The world suddenly started to spin again.
This time around I was standing in a building with people in blue uniforms. They looked terrified, when I felt a shadow cast behind me. I made a 180 degrees spin and saw a blond pipsqueak standing there. With a better look I saw that this guy was a half robot as he clapped his hands together and weird thunder like particles erupted. The clock was making overtime as the world spun again.
This time I didn't land but was flying through an empty space. Suddenly out of nowhere popups popped up. They showed me what I believe was the future.
The NaruSasu fandom.
The bacon feast of the Akamichi.
Hinata's period.
Figurant No.138's death.
Two random birds die.
The corpse of Sakura getting dragged away to the Hyuuga's second basement.
And worst of all: the ending of Attack on Titan.
I was back in the forest.
I looked around and saw the village again. I looked at the clock and decided to destroy it.
I put it on the ground and stepped on it. Unbeknownst to me a rip in the dimensional-time-space-continuum came to be. I walked away as a portal appeared where thousands of little pink blobs walked out all screaming: "Ditto!"
I walked back home and decided to join Gaara with his two week long beauty sleep.
Next 2 weeks Naruto and Sasuke are married.
Next week, I found Sakura's body I was send to jail and I missed Sakura's funeral.
