SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by: Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Hyuu! 3 days! How's that for fast recovery? I'm sorry if I made any of you think I was gonna die because of the head thing. Well, it turns out that I'm not going to, though I do feel slightly foggy sometimes. Soo, yeah. You can continue to read without worry that I'll drop dead in the next five seconds! Enjoy!
Chapter 11: Savages
So, you're off to go and get Larxene next huh? "Yeah." Zexion replied. But, wasn't she just with Luxord and now trying to kill
him? Shouldn't you have just gotten them both at the same time? "I thought about that, but it wasn't an opportune moment. They'd
be trying to kill me if I burst in on their little private 'Legend of Zelda gambling sessions.'" He explained. Oh, so what're you gonna
do now? Don't you have to wait for Luxord to leave and Larxene to simmer down? "Nah. I have a tracking system on all of the
castle's inhabitants so I can just send my retrieval mech to catch someone if I ever actually want to talk to them." Tracking system?
"My…My nose is my best tracking system." (snrk) Soo…wait. You can build mechs?! Since when? "Uh, just now. When you
typed it." He replied. Hey! You're not supposed to be breaking the fourth wall…and stuff!
And…we're going back to your little luxury hotel of a room because….? "Because we're going to get my retrieval mech, duh. I
can just input the name of who's scent it's supposed to follow and that person'll be caught within the next 10 minutes; give or take a
few seconds." So, what…is your retrieval mech a wolf or something? "Well…actually…" I refuse to believe that Leon is right
about something like this. You'd best start believing, Knoll; 'cause I see a big mechanical wolf with Zexy's name on it.
Of course, me always being right about this stuff, Zexion had a large silver mechanical wolf hidden in his (ahem) GIANT WALK-IN
CLOSET! I envy you, Zex. I mean, I have a small closet; and here you have thisZOMGWTFBBQSAUCEMEGAFREAKINGHUUUUUGE closet. "Uh, yeah. Are we gonna get done with this chapter, or not?"
Zexion asked. I- We're gonna get done with the chapter. Zexion pressed random buttons on the back of the wolf hey, it looked
random to me! And then it ran off to some random location.
So we just wait here now? "Ah, yeah. What's it look like?" But…this could take hours! I don't wanna be sitting here for hours
on end! I could be doing something productive! "Like finishing up this chapter?" Zexion asked. Yeah! Like finishi- heeeeey!
(somewhere roughly around 30 seconds later)
About 30 seconds later, the wolf came back carrying a screaming Larxene in it's mouth. She was beating it with a kindom hearts
manga Plotholes! Yay! and continually yelling at it at the top of her lungs. "SAVAGES! YOU'RE ALL SAVAGES! YOU HEAR
ME?! SAAAAAVAAAAAGE!!!" She hollered. "Larxene, shut-up. You're giving me a headache." Zexion muttered. "You! This is all
your doing isn't it? Isn't it?!?!" She glared daggers at him. (gasp) is it true Zex?! "Miss Leon…you can shut-up too."
"Okay, spit it out fuzz! Why am I in the mouth of a giant robotic dog?" Larxene demanded. Fuzz? "Larxene…uh…she thinks my hair
is…fuzzy. Ahaha! That's rich! Fuzz!!! "I told you to shut-up!" Zexion growled. Oh, my! You're quite the ferocious puppy aren't
you? Oh, wait, you're not even a puppy. You're just fuzz! Hee hee! Leon…you're starting to sound like Midna. Oh, so you DO
pay attention whenever I'm playing Twilight Princess! "Hey! Navi-looking thing! Put a sock in it!" Larxene shouted. "For once, I
can relate to Larxene." Zexion said. "And you!" She pointed at Zexion. "Answer my question!" Zexion sighed. "I heard your little spat
with Luxord when he was going all 'LoZ' on everything. Okay? I just figured that I could help you out."
Larxene laughed. "You? Help me? Pah! You must be joking!" She exclaimed. Zexion frowned at her. "I'm serious about this Larxene!
I happen to have a strength enhancement sphere. You just eat it and you're temporarily stronger!" He pulled out his infamous Okay, so
it's not so infamous, nobody really knows what it is. sugar-rush candy. Larxene jumped out of the wolf's mouth. "You're…helping
me?" She asked cautiously. "Of course I am." Zexion said in his sincere lying way.
Larxene slowly picked up the candy and ate it.
At first it seemed like nothing was happening and she simply closed her eyes. But a few minutes later chaos was sure to ensue.
"Uh…Larxene?" Zexion asked, poking her on the shoulder. Sure enough, when she opened her eyes they were pink. "A…person?
PERSON! AAAAH!" She screamed, jumping and running out the door. "OH MY GOD! MORE PEOPLE!! AAAAAH! A PLANT!
AAAAH! BLEACH AND WAAAALLS!!!!! OH MY GOD THERE'S DUST EVERYWHERE! DON'T HUUUURT
MEEEEEEE!!!!" Her yelling could still be heard long after she had left the room. …Okay what just happened? "Honestly? I have
no idea…."
Alright! 'Nother chapter finished! I've really got nothing to say except I can't believe how close I'm getting to the end and I'm glad that I'm still alive to do it, so ciaozies peeps!
