Guest- Do you have an account on the website so we can talk about this more in detail? Otherwise, the only thing I have to say to you is just because they're getting along doesn't mean anything. Two people being nice to each other doesn't mean romance. I won't go into too much detail, but come on now. Your only reason is they're nice towards each other? Come on. That's not a real reason. Just PM me in detail why you think it's NaruSaku or just leave it in a review because what you just said made no sense.
Thank you all for reading.
Naruto was asleep when he heard a knocking on his door. He looked over at his clock. He sighed. It was six in the morning! Who the fuck was at his door at this hour? He groaned as he got out of the bed. "I'M COMING! HOLD ON!"
Naruto put on some pants as the knocking continued. Whoever this was going to get a fist in the face. He put on his clothes and went into the living room of the house. He opened the door and saw that it was DEIDARA. Before he had time to react, the man knocked him out and dragged him off. When Naruto woke up, he was in a hotel room. He could hear a shower going on in the background as he rubbed his eyes. He was hoping it was a dream, but it wasn't. He was scared to death. Then again, this idiot was by himself as far as Naruto knew. His partner had been defeated by Chiyo and Sakura and he assumed that the Tobi guy was his new partner now.
He snuck out of the bag and noticed a phone on the table. Grinning, he instantly grabbed it after making some shadow clones for the blonde man. He called up Hidan of the akatsuki with a plan in mind. Along with their numbers, Kabuto had given him a few extra pieces of info on the various members. All of it was supposively well known knowledge although Naruto didn't know that two of the akatsuki's members were near immortal along with a few other things. Perhaps he was too busy trying to make the best of a situation.
"What the fuck do you want?" asked Hidan in a tired voice.
"My nuts on your chin." said Naruto as Deidara.
"What the fuck did you just say?"
"You heard me, faggot!" said Naruto. "You albino, fuck!"
"Who the fuck is this!? Deidara?!"
"I'm surprised you know my name considering you're the dumbest member we have on account of your pea brain!"
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING PEA BRAIN?! MY ATTACKS REQUIRE STRATEGY! ALL YOU DO IS MAKE BOMBS AND THROW THEM EVERYWHERE! I'D WHOOP YOUR CROSS DRESSING ASS IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT ANY DAY!"
"Prove it then. Of course you're going to fail!"
"You'd better shut your mouth before I give you over to Jashin!"
"MORE LIKE JA-SHIT!"
Hidan was quiet for a minute. "Excuse me?"
"Jashit." Hidan hung up the phone. Naruto wondered if Hidan was planning something for Deidara back at their hideout.
He called Hidan's partner, Kakuzu. "Hello?"
"Hey, Kakuzu. What's up?"
"What are you calling me for, Deidara? You know you're in big trouble with Leader-sama , right?"
"No shit, you old fossil." said Naruto. "I meant every word I said. The akatsuki is lame as fuck!"
"I see to recall you loving being in here."
"I did...but that was before I got offered a pardon and a shit ton of money to rat you ugly bastards out!" said Naruto. "You're the treasurer. Surely you understand."
"I wish I could, but I can't. I know you're young, but the mistake you just made is beyond stupid." said Kakuzu. "I hope the money was worth it for being a dumbass."
"Whatever." Naruto hung up and called Konan.
"Hello?" said Konan as she looked over some papers.
"Let me touch one titty."
Konan sighed. "I can't wait to dispose of you."
Then she hung up the phone. Naruto called up Sai. Surprisingly, Sai sounded like his usual self...not for long though! "Hello, Mr. Artist...OH SHOULD I SAY THE MOST GULLIBLE ASSHOLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!? AHAHHAHAHAHAHA! I WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Sai yelled into the phone making Naruto afraid as he roared in pure anger and hate. He held the sound of things breaking and shouts in the background. It was pretty terrifying to be honest. Naruto hung up the phone and decided to head out before Deidara finished taking a shower...but just one more phone call. He called up Orochimaru.
"Hello?"
"You thought you could just get rid of me, didn't you?" asked Naruto as Kabuto. "Well you thought fucking wrong!"
"Kabuto, what the hell are you talking about?" He sounded confused. "As a matter of fact, where the hell are you? I haven't seen you for weeks!"
"Easy. None of your damn business!" said Naruto.
"What did you just say to me?"
"You heard me, you pale Voldemort lookin' pedobear!" said Kabuto. "I left your bitch ass!"
"Oh really, Harry Potter and why the hell did you? You seemed to be comfortable kissing my ass all day, like the sniveling worm you are."
Naruto was momentarily speechless. "Fuck you too then!"
He heard the shower stopping and quickly hung up the phone. He only had a minute or two before Deidara came out. He quickly left before Deidara could come out. Hopefully the clones would keep him distracted long enough for him to get into hiding.
Couldn't think of anymore, so this is all I have for now. Hopefully the next one will be much longer.
