A/N: Disclaimer: Don't own Pokemon.

And so now we have Frosty Forest, Articuno, Absol and a lot more of Vui's poems! I wrote most of them, but there's one there that I really like that was actually written by my brother. Well, onto the story you go!

As they walked further away from Mt. Blaze, it got less and less hot. Soon, it got cold. It got colder and colder and colder and colder.

"Skitty! Why's it so cold?!"

"Do I control the weather? How should I know?"

"Hey what's that?"

"What's what?"

"I thought I saw a pokemon"

"Vui you're an idiot,"

"I'm not lying it had white fur and a black face"

"That's the dumbest thing you've ever said!"

"But…"

"But what?"

"There's a forest ahead"

"What the f**k does that have to do with anything you stupid brown fur head!"

"That would be Frosty Forest, the place we're supposed to go."

"Since when we're you so smart?"

"Forests have trees."

"Never mind."

"It's cold."

"Shut up. Just go in the forest."

"Skitty."

"What?"

"I'm cold."

"Shut up."

"Skitty?"

"What?"

"I'm bored."

"Then... make one of your stupid little poems."

"Hmmm... Today, today, we see the snow. I be annoying and Skitty says 'no'!"

"Thank god that was a quick one"

"I'm not finished"

"Yes you are"

"In the beautiful snow, is where we have to go, Alakasam's team is gold, and I am very cold, Gengar had an evil heart, it made me wanna fart"

"Are you done?"

"Yes,"

"Oh thank god"

"Skitty?"

"What?"

"What rhymes with 'Skitty'?"

"I don't know!"

"Hmmm Skitty, witty, Sh**ty, kitty...um I don't know?"

"Good."

"Ooh! Skitty, Skitty. Is so witty" Vui rhymed.

Skitty smiled.

"Now this kitty... is acting sh**ty!" Vui finished.

"Hey!"

"It had to rhyme!"

"Couldn't you find something else to rhyme with kitty?"

"Nope."

Skitty face palmed.

"Now what rhymes with Eevee?"

"I dunno."

"Hey Skitty what's that thing?"

"I dunno know?"

"My name is Articuno, I am the bird of ice, and you two are in big trouble!"

"What did we do?" Vui sighed

"Things have been very warm around here recently, snow is melting that has never melted before, and then you two show up, therefore it's your fault!"

"That doesn't prove anything!" Exclaimed Skitty.

"Articuno, huh... Articuno, Articuno, bird of the ice. Articuno, Articuno, isn't very nice! He flies in the sky. He sure loves to fly. Then he gets stuck and calls for his for mum. So Articuno really is dumb!"

"Vui!"

"Grrrr!"

"Ooh, look a river!"

"Shut up!" Exclaimed Articuno,, picking up Vui and flying towards the river. But Articuno lost his balance and fell in the river. Vui tickled him and jumped onto land. The tickle made Articuno sneeze, blowing out ice and freezing the river and trapping Articuno in the river.

"Yay! I did it!"

"Let's go, Vui. This one can get out. The ice could melt."

"Yeah, let's go."

They started to walk off.

"Hold up." Said a strange pokemon. It was white with a black face.

"I told you I saw it!" Exclaimed Vui.

"I saw you trap Articuno. I'd like to join you I'm Absol." He explained.

"Okay! Come with us! I'll nickname you Abbie!" Exclaimed Vui. Abbie said nothing.

"Whatever." Sighed Skitty.

So the trio walked off.

A/N: I remember, I wrote the "Today, today, we see the snow. I be annoying and Skitty says 'no'!" poem, and I originally intended that one to be a quick one, but just after I wrote that it was time for my brother and I to switch, and he wrote the rest of it. I like it though.

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