Week with a Fox

I don't own Naruto

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Normally, a week for Naruto was very docile with the occasional tiff against Sasuke. Nothing serious or out of the ordinary ever occurred. This week, by the time Friday arrived…

"Sasuke, can you please get rid of that thing." The blonde stated more than asked. Sasuke turned to glare lightly at him, "Get laid."

"I would but…" The blonde stopped himself from uttering any vulgarities in front of his pink-haired friend and jounin sensei.

"Gaki-kistune." Naruto muttered, throwing the innocent-looking creature a heavy glare. Sasuke picked up his small fox before the two animals could hurt each other.

"The only brat around here would be you, Naruto." Sakura snickered. Naruto turned sharply to her and whined, "Gaki ja nai!"

Kakashi sighed and shook his head, "You guys…"

"Why must you insist on keeping that thing?" Naruto grumbled. Sasuke clicked his tongue on the roof of his mouth before giving a sigh and asking, "Why do you hate Whiskers so much?"

Naruto glared at him, "He bites me every time I come over. Whenever I want to do anything, he attacks me. I can barely even walk in your apartment for five minutes. That friggin…THING made me loose my balance and fall!"

"You wouldn't have lost your balance if you hadn't been on my windowsill at three in the morning." Sasuke muttered lowly. The silver haired jounin coughed to hide a small laugh that threatened to emerge.

Sakura glared, "Why are you bothering him at three in the morning, huh?"

Naruto turned to her and seriously replied, "I can't sleep over if the fox is there. He bites me in my sleep."

Sakura's face was of pure shock to learn that Naruto and Sasuke were so close. She didn't know they had become such friends.

Something that may have shocked her more was that Naruto was not only sleep deprived because of the fox, but sex deprived. So the sex deprived blonde grumbled something about food. Then, getting an idea, he turned to Sakura.

"Ne, Sakura-chan." Naruto grinned, "I think you should hang out with the damn fox, I mean, Whiskers, this evening. Didn't you say you wanted to take him home?"

"I meant that as a joke." Sakura said, "Only if Sasuke-kun says it's okay."

Whiskers voiced his complaint against the whole thing but the Uchiha just pat him on the head and sighed, "Well, I don't know…"

Naruto jumped up and smiled, "Of course, whiskers would like to hang out with Sakura-chan."

Sasuke shrugged, "I don't want him to cause a mess in your house, Sakura."

Naruto turned to Sasuke and shot him a look that said 'you had better say yes or I might kill you in your sleep.'

The Uchiha nodded, "Fine. Bring him to me tomorrow morning. Oh, he eats ramen." The Uchiha added as an after thought. Whiskers whined again, but then perked up at the world 'ramen'.

"Okay! That settles it!" Naruto smiled as Sasuke handed over the fur-ball to Sakura. The pink-haired girl made a silly cooing noise toward the fox, who only wagged his fluffy tail and got comfortable.

"I think that's enough for today, I'm leaving. Ja." With a poof, their sensei was gone. Sakura made a small comment about him being the last to arrive but the first to leave.

Soon after much talking, most of which was Sasuke talking about his fox like it was his child going to sleep-over at a friends house, Sakura turned to leave.

Naruto and Sasuke were alone.

"Your place or mine?" Naruto smirked at the Uchiha who shot him a nasty glare.

"Is that all you think about?" Sasuke asked. Naruto tackled the Uchiha and pinned him to the ground. He straddled the dark-haired boy's hips and leaned down to brush their lips together.

"It's been a while. Right after we finish a mission you go and get the unfriendly fox." Naruto said sitting up and crossing his arms. Sasuke beneath him chuckled, "That makes it two weeks."

"Three, because you refused to have sex with me the week before. Remember, I was sleeping on the couch." Sasuke rolled his eyes, "If you hadn't been watching porn, maybe I wouldn't have gotten so mad."

"I wasn't watching porn."

"That's right; you were jacking off to porn. You know that's my job." Naruto let out a laugh.

"C'mon, your place is closer." Naruto said, picking himself up and offering a hand to the Uchiha. Sasuke gladly took the offered hand and they took off in a fashion that only skilled ninja's would: Running really fast.

Mere minutes later, Sasuke was roughly man-handled and thrown onto the couch. Naruto almost pounced on the teen, kissing him roughly with the pent up energy of three weeks without sex. The thought alone was driving him crazy.

"Hn.." The Uchiha moaned as Naruto licked and sucked at the base of his neck. It only took a couple of tries to figure out exactly where the Uchiha like to be touched.

A large knocking on their door made the two teens leap away from each other and make themselves presentable.

"Sasuke-kun! Whiskers is being very fussy, he lead me all the way here."

When Sasuke opened the door, he almost didn't register the orange bundle that flew past his legs and headed straight for Naruto on the couch…

"GAHHHHH!!! SASUKE!!! HELP!!!" Naruto jumped up and avoided the crazed fox in his savage rampage to do bodily harm towards the blonde.

"Whiskers! Down! No! Stop!" Sasuke said frantically trying to catch the fox. Sakura surveyed the scene before her and deemed it too weird to be a part of. She turned and left.

"Gah!!"

Crash

"Whiskers!!"

Clank

"Yip!!!"

Shatter

"No!!! Bad Whiskers! Naruto look out!"

Smack

"ITAIII!! You STUPID FOX!!!"

And so the battle ensued.

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Crazy novelist-san was gonna shit in her pants if I didn't continue this one, so I did. Review plz.