Poor little mind reader: Part 11
Again you all chose Edward and Bella aka Poor little mind reader and Clutzy Mcgee.
Esme: In this corner we have: Carlisle and alice aka Doctor love and The twisted miget.
In this corner we have: Blondie and Poor little mind reader.
Bella: Go Poor little mind reader and blondie!
Edward: This is interesting.
Rosalie: I'm just doing this so I can beat Alice.
Edward: She didn't mean to break your ipod.
Rosalie: Sure she didn't.
Esme: BEGIN!
Carlisle:
I love it when you call me
Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I
love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money
playin niggaz like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big
Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up
the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my
baby
Bay-bee
Edward:
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another
one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you
too
Another one bites the dust
Rosalie: You're weaker than Jasper, how do you win all the time?
(Edward points to Bella)
Rosalie: She's so my partner next time.
Alice:
And if the sun comes
up will it tear the skin right off our bones
And then as razor
sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there
Someone get me
to the doctor, someone get me to a church
Where they can pump this
venom gaping hole
And you must keep your soul like a secret in
your throat
And if they come and get me
What if you put the
spike in my heart
Edward: Very funny Alice.
Rosalie:
I like the way
The way
she dance (OHH!)(HAAA! HAAA!)
She take the thug
Put 'em in a
trance
She
shake her ass
Like an avalanche (HAAA!)(OHH!)
Lookin to her
eyes (HAAA! HAAA! HAAA!)
And you takin' the chance
I see the
fire in her eyes
Fire in here eyes (YEAAAH!)
The way she
move
She got the fire in her eyes!
Fire on her waist
Fire in
her thighs (YEAAAH!)
BUT I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAAAL
Edward:
She's so DANGEROUUUUUUUUS
(Dangerous)
She's so DANGEROUUUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
She's so
SCANDOLOUUUUUUUS (Scandolous)
I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAAAL
HEAR ME
SING!
Woooohoooo hear she comes!
Watch out boys
She'll chew
you up
She's DANGEROUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
DANGEROUUUUUUS
(Dangerous)
I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAL
Alice:
All the old paintings on
the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move
too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino
Carlisle:
All the bazaar men by the
Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types
with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk
like an Egyptian
Edward:
We got the beat
We got
the beat
We got the beat
Yeah
We got the beat
Everybody
get on your feet
We know you can dance to the beat
Jumpin' -
get down
Round and round and round
Emmett to Bella: Ooh Bangles verses Go-go's.
Bella: I know!
Rosalie:
Once I had a love and it
was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the
real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once
I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my
mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho
mistrust, love's gone behind
Alice: Blondie sings Blondie. How original.
Rosalie: Bring it Alice.
Alice: Oh it's been brought.
Carlisle and Edward: Focus!
Alice and Rosalie: Right.
Edward:
I made it through the
wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I
was
Until I found you
Rosalie:
I was beat incomplete
Id
been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you
maaaaaade me feel
Shiny and new
Edward:
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a
viiiiiirgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your
heartbeat)
Next to mine
Alice:
Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and
I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging
of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful
wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Oh yes, but
what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."
Carlisle:
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing
the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these
kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime
in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn
door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
with a sense of...
Edward: Panic! at the disco, really.
Rosalie: Ready?
Edward: Hell yeah!
Rosalie:
Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a
cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask
my name
As she sheds her skin on stage
I'm seated and sweating
to a dance song on the club's P.A.
The strip joint veteran sits
two away
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach
and lime daiquiri
Edward:
Swear to shake it up and you swear to listen
Oh we're still so
young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy
boys, Trophy wives
Alice:
She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered
out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed
down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get
much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."
Carlisle:
Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And
these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way
they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me
Esme: Okay that's enough, this is getting ugly, time to vote.
Okay, remember to vote.
I hope you liked it.
