Poor little mind reader: Part 11

Again you all chose Edward and Bella aka Poor little mind reader and Clutzy Mcgee.

Esme: In this corner we have: Carlisle and alice aka Doctor love and The twisted miget.

In this corner we have: Blondie and Poor little mind reader.

Bella: Go Poor little mind reader and blondie!

Edward: This is interesting.

Rosalie: I'm just doing this so I can beat Alice.

Edward: She didn't mean to break your ipod.

Rosalie: Sure she didn't.

Esme: BEGIN!

Carlisle: I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
Throw your hands in the air, if youse a true player
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
To the honies gettin money playin niggaz like dummies
(I love it when you call me Big Pop-pa)
If you got a gun up in your waist please don't shoot up the place
Cause I see some ladies tonight who should be havin my baby
Bay-bee

Edward: Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Rosalie: You're weaker than Jasper, how do you win all the time?

(Edward points to Bella)

Rosalie: She's so my partner next time.

Alice:
And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones
And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there
Someone get me to the doctor, someone get me to a church
Where they can pump this venom gaping hole
And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat
And if they come and get me
What if you put the spike in my heart

Edward: Very funny Alice.

Rosalie: I like the way
The way she dance (OHH!)(HAAA! HAAA!)
She take the thug
Put 'em in a trance

She shake her ass
Like an avalanche (HAAA!)(OHH!)
Lookin to her eyes (HAAA! HAAA! HAAA!)
And you takin' the chance
I see the fire in her eyes
Fire in here eyes (YEAAAH!)
The way she move
She got the fire in her eyes!
Fire on her waist
Fire in her thighs (YEAAAH!)
BUT I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAAAL

Edward: She's so DANGEROUUUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
She's so DANGEROUUUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
She's so SCANDOLOUUUUUUUS (Scandolous)
I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAAAL
HEAR ME SING!
Woooohoooo hear she comes!
Watch out boys
She'll chew you up
She's DANGEROUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
DANGEROUUUUUUS (Dangerous)
I LOVE THE SCANDAAAAAAL

Alice: All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino

Carlisle: All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian

Edward: We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah
We got the beat
Everybody get on your feet
We know you can dance to the beat
Jumpin' - get down
Round and round and round

Emmett to Bella: Ooh Bangles verses Go-go's.

Bella: I know!

Rosalie: Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Alice: Blondie sings Blondie. How original.

Rosalie: Bring it Alice.

Alice: Oh it's been brought.

Carlisle and Edward: Focus!

Alice and Rosalie: Right.

Edward: I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didnt know how lost I was
Until I found you

Rosalie: I was beat incomplete
Id been had, I was sad and blue
But you made me feel
Yeah, you maaaaaade me feel
Shiny and new

Edward: Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time
Like a viiiiiirgin
When your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
Next to mine

Alice: Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words.
"What a beautiful wedding!, What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Oh yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Carlisle: I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Edward: Panic! at the disco, really.

Rosalie: Ready?

Edward: Hell yeah!

Rosalie: Now I'm of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.
Somewhere downtown where a burlesque queen may even ask my name
As she sheds her skin on stage
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song on the club's P.A.
The strip joint veteran sits two away
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified peach and lime daiquiri

Edward: Swear to shake it up and you swear to listen
Oh we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys, Trophy wives

Alice: She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

Carlisle: Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Esme: Okay that's enough, this is getting ugly, time to vote.

Okay, remember to vote.

I hope you liked it.