Eh, thanks for reviewing. Yesh. Wow. So basically... *thinks* I have to thank Wrestlefan4 from XxShawns Angel NefxX for... *thinks* something... I... Read the review!!!!! LMAO! Nef left so many reviews I'm confused. And insanely grateful DUH! Yeah.

Inspired by: Wrestlefan4's nickname. XD AND! I went shopping today with a friend and instead of spending money on much-needed pants, we both got piercings. Lmao. HURRAH!
Dedicated to: Wrestlefan4. 'Cause ya know... 'Cause TTT said so!
Warnings: OC-alert, though Wrestlefan4 is not an OC, I did not make her up LOL. But that's okay. Slight shameless self-insertion. (OOC WF4 and TTT) No mary sue, so sue me mary. Gesundheit.

TOO MUCH RAMBLING, PLEASE ENJOY!


08:00
"Chrissssssss..." I heard someone snickering. "Chrisssssssssss wake up please thank you..."

Oh for the love of tricycles, what is Christian doing in my room around 8 in the morning?

"Chrisssssssssssssss... Hehehehe."

Got out of bed and broke some walls down with Christian's head. Hope I can go back to sleep now.

08:12
"Break the walls down, Chrisssssss..."

I forgot, Christian is very hard to break. Literally.

08:14
"Heeheehee..." ~Hissing noises~ "Heee hee heeeeeeee."

Holy mother of Helloween, what is his problem?

08:16
Got out of bed again, now trying to ram Christian right through the ceiling. Think it would be rather handy if there was a hole in my ceiling, I could finally see the rats in the attic, rather than just hearing them.
Well, I hope they're rats anyway. Though I wouldn't be surprised if my attic was inhabited by fangirls.

08:19
He's stuck. His head is through, his shoulders and body are through, but apparantly Christian's got child-bearing hips. Oh dear.

08:27
"Hey, I can see someone." I heard Christian's voice coming from the attic. It's odd, I swear. I hope he won't be stuck forever.

"What is it?"

"It's a girl I think..." Christian snickered, "but it could be a robot!"

08:30
Robots in my attic. What is the world coming to?

08:35
"The girl... It's wrestlefan4!" Christian yelled. "I wonder why?!"

4 eh? There must be more than one then. A whole army of fans... I'm about to get scared and move in with Triple H.

08:3
9
Christian's having a conversation with that robot that is number 4. Isn't there a robot named Johnny number 5 somewhere? I wonder if they're related...
I hope not, in that case that robot in the attic isn't very cute.

08:41
I tried to grab my jeans but got kicked in the face because Christian's moving around a lot. He's swinging those legs back and forth like he's dancing. I bet he is practising our routine again. In mid-air.

As I said, what is the world coming to?

08:45
Heehee... Taking off Christian's pants and boxers. Will be taking pictures for Batista's myspace. Yes, his space, not your space.

08:53
Christian's ding-dong is rather... Crooked.
As I said, what is the world coming to?

08:58
I'm still tired. I never wake up before 10 in the morning, and then I usually daydream about inventing post-its. I swear, I invented them too, I just wasn't fast enough with putting my ideas into an actual product.
I also invented the tv, the lightbulb, Coca Cola and Kozlov.
Am especially proud of Kozlov.

09:13
"Christian's not falling down, falling down, falling down... Christian's not falling down, what a dumbass!"

I love singing. Don't you?

09:15
"Hey, I found number five too!" Christian yelled. "I found number four and five... I wonder how many there are?"

"Approximately five thousand." I heard someone mutter.

5000?????!!!!!!!! And they all live in my attic??!!!!!!

Need I call the police?

09:19
Wrestlefan 5000 sounds like a product I could invent.

09:23
Yes, they would be robots and they would shoot things with giant cannons. The ammo will consist of superglue and the Wrestlefan 5000 would glue everyone to the ground.
That would mean there would be nobody in my way whenever I would break some walls down.

09:27
Ah, checking my e-mail. I have three new e-mails, one from HHH, one from Festus and one from Steve.

'Dear Y2J,
I have bought clay. I am making a statue of you, do you mind? It's a statue you deserve for breaking so many walls down in such a short period of time. Come to think of it, I'm having my period right now, so I need to go and buy some tampons.
Love,
HHH.'

'Kris!
I haff stolen yoor doorbel. Plees don't sew me. I haff been sewd manie tiems befoor. I stowl yoor bel becas Jesse confiscated mai ozer bel.
Feztuhz.'

'CHRISSSSSS!
It's me, Steve. Please remember to make Christian take his pills, otherwise he will hunt you down, stab you with a knife and my boyfriend will take your soul too!
And I don't think that my boyfriend will call 911 after stealing yours! He only called 911 after stealing mine because he loves me. And he does not love you!
So pills Chris! PILLS!
Stone Cold.
P.s. Did ya hear about Cena getting high? Haha. He thought the Great Khali wanted him to do a sommersault. Wtf is up with that?'

How come Festus knows how to spell confiscated?

What is the world coming to?

09:32
"Wrestlefan4 wants you to pop through the ceiling aswell!" Christian yelled.

Seriously? I have a staircase leading to the attic, I'll just take the stairs. Am not hurting my pretty head because some army wants me to break through the ceiling.

09:38
Attic. Found a gigantic amount of fangirls that all looked the same. They all looked at me and started to jump up and down.

"It's him, it's really him!" They yelled in unison.

The parents of that... What's the 5000-fold of one kid? Well, they sure been busy!

09:40
Haha Christian looks ridiculous.

09:45
"Lord Jericho, let us break your walls down!" The fangirl-army exclaimed.

I nodded.
They are now all on top of me after they gave me the giant tacklehug from hell.

I like it.

09:51
"Sooooo... Why are you all here?" I wonder how 5000 fangirls fit in my attic. It seems... Odd.

"We're here because..." Wrestlefan4 started. "we have nothing better to do." Some other WF continued.

"And what number are you?" I asked the other one.

"Number sixty-six."

I nodded. What else can a person do?

10:00
... What am I supposed to do now?

10:11
"Lord Jericho, we are your army! Command us!" They all said in unison. Do they share one brain?

"Uh?"

"Haha... Commander Chris, how lame." I heard Christian.

"Hey, I ain't the one with big hips!" I retorted. And then all Wrestlefans started to laugh.
Yes, in unison.

10:17
Christian's mad at me... He's acting like a woman. Which is odd. Big hips, being mad, dancing... Is he related to Boy George?

10:18
Karma Chameleon?

10:19
Do you really want to hurt me?

10:20
I'm so random. It's because of these girls. 5000 girls and they worship me. Now what would Ken do?
Let's call Ken.

"Ken, there are 5000 girls in my attic and they worship me." I stated nodding to myself.

"Oh. Why?"
"I'm Y2J, that says enough."
"Oh, and you're calling me why?"
"I was wondering 'what would Ken do?'"
Ken snickered. "Ken would do them all..."

I hung up.

10:27
These girls are awfully scary. I mean, they look adorable, but if they're an army then I wonder what they are capable of. I hope they can do something cool, like march to the beat of a random heavy metal song. Maybe headbang in unison?
I just hope they're not armed.

10:30
"Are you armed?" I asked Wrestlefan4, who appears to be the spokesperson.

She nodded. "Yep, I've been armed all my life. I'm legged too!"

What is the world coming to?

10:39
"Lord Jericho, here's the deal..." Number 4 stated seriously. "We are here to help you because for some reason someone else's fangirlarmy will attack you soon." She sighed. "And we couldn't let that happen, we love you so much!"

"Whose army?" I frowned. I didn't know I had any enemies.

"Festus' army."

Festus commands an army? Of fangirls? Festus has fans?

As I said, what is the world coming to?

10:59
Okay, so it appears Festus does not like me because I ripped off Rey's mask. It appears Festus wanted to rip off Rey's mask before I could, and I beat him to it. Now Festus has an army of fangirls called the T's and they will attack me tonight. So Wrestlefan 4, the original one, went to get a timemachine and zapped herself to the future. There she find a giant copy-machine and made copies of herself. Now she's here with her army of insane doppelgangers and they will help me destroy Festus.

Does that make sense to you? Neither does it make sense to me, believe me.

11:30
"Feed us Y2J!" My army yelled in unison.

"Feed you what?" 5000 people? I don't have that much food in here!

"Feed us information!"

Wait, what?

11:34
Christian, still stuck in that hole, is feeding them information about how to get stuck in holes. He's a great friend but most defenitely not the smartest cookie in the cookiejar. Not the brightest crayon in the box. He did not put the I in logic and he didn't put the e's in clever either.

I don't know why, but he's having a hard time spelling.

11:38
"I have a strategy." 4 stated firmly. "Festus' army only attacks after someone rings a bell, so we must... Destroy their ears."

... I have nothing to add.

11:40
"I am serious my lord! We must destroy their ears. They won't hear the bell and just stand around, staring at Festus." 4 nodded to herself. "When they stare at him we will move in and destroy the army completely." There was some cheering from other WF's. "And the day will be saved once again."

Ah, smarticle!

11:45
"How do we destroy their ears?" Christian asked curiously.

"Death metal." 4 exclaimed. "We play death metal and turn on the volume until their ears bleed. Then their eardrums do POP and swoosh, they are deaf!" She smirked. "It's what happened to Stevie Wonder."

"Eh..." That made no sense at all. "Stevie Wonder is blind."

4 frowned. "Yeah, because of death metal."

.... If she says so.

11:57
This is going to be a long, long day. And it's not even noon yet.

12:00
It's noon you goon! Bring me some toon(a)!

12:42
WF4 and her little minions have left the attic. You should've seen it... They all went downstairs at the same time and none of them got injured! It was a scary sight. They nearly ran over Glen who was entering. When he saw them he asked me what they put in his coffee this morning. Because he was seeing everything 5000 times.

12:54
What to do now? Several choices... I could annoy Punk, annoy Christian some more, annoy Undertaker, annoy Rey some more, annoy Carlito, annoy Edge or annoy Kozlov.
Or Cena.

No not Cena, he's a junkie.

12:59
I'm going online.

13:00
WF4 says:
We gotst msn yo!

Y2J says:
HURRAY FOR BOOBIES!

WF4 says:

Excuse me?

Festus has been added to the conversation.

WF4 says:
TELL US YOUR EVIL PLANS!

Festus says:
Feztuz no planz, Feztuz sik.

TTT has been added to the conversation.

WF4 says:
You're going down, T! :(

TTT says:
STFU or I'll tell my mom! Haha. XD

WF4 says:
Pft. You do that while we plot your demise. :]

TTT says:
Good luck, truck. I got things to do, places to go, people to meet, cookies to eat, so goodbye and goodnight, don't lose your pants over it. :D

TTT has left the conversation.

Festus says:
Mai armie haz levt ze bilding.

WF4 says:
Hah. I could not care less. I got plotting to do. =)

... Time for me to leave the convo too, these people are mad.

13:31
At the mall with the Great Khali. He just bought a pregnancy test and I'm very terrified of his reasons behind it... I'm hoping he bought if for his girlfriend, but since he doesn't have one I don't think he did.

...

13:38
Ran into CM Punk who has a black eye. Yesterday he was at the Bash and was disqualified for kicking a ref. I liked it, I mean... People wearing black and white striped shirts deserve to be kicked.
He says he's hiding from Jeff. I am not surprised. After CM Punk Jeff is most likely to go mental.

13:40
Punk wants to come with me. Blegh. I don't like him that much so I declined.
I wish Christian was here, but he's still stuck in my ceiling.

13:47
Ah, it's Jeff.

"You kicked him on purpose!" Jeff yelled from the food-court. "And then you pretended to be shocked! I saw you smile!"

"I didn't smile! It was my pained-expression!" Punk retorted. "You destroyed my eye-sight!"

"Oh whatever."

Why's Jeff in a shopping-cart?

13:56
Oh it's Finlay! Yay! I love him, he's smart, kick-ass and old. Kind of like Chuck Norris.

"My name is Finlay, and I love to fight!" Finlay said to Jeff in the shopping-cart.

"My name is Jeff and I... I love to go to Disneyland!"

"KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

Now where'd he come from?

14:10
Oh look it's Wrestlefan4. She bought a cd with death metal. How lovely. I wish she'd chosen heavy metal, it's much better.

"So is that... Jeff Hardy?" She smirked. "And why's he in there?"

"I dunno." I shrugged. "So where you going now?"

"Hmmmm... I don't know. I must find a giant radio."

Khali decided to butt in on our conversation. "Braaaaaaaaahhhhhhlllllll." He shook his fist at Wrestlefan4, who gave him the finger.

Khali waved at her. He doesn't understand the concept of the finger. Meh, it's kind of cool.

14:14
Festus entered the store too, accompanied by a chubby girl with black hair. He was mumbling at her in his own odd way. And then hugged her, kicked a box with cereal and ran off to God-knows-where.
I hope... they don't sell bells here.

14:18
EEK! Festus' lover glared at me.

14:28
"Now that was T." WF4 stated. "She's... dumb. And has no taste in men."

I scratched the back of my head. "What's the T stand for anyway?"

WF4 looked at me with a very serious expression. "Trouble."

14:30
I don't like trouble whatsoever unless it has to do with Rey Mysterio.

14:43
Festus found me, he's being followed by this T-person. Maybe it's a code-name?

"Kris, joo haff seffen ours levt bevorr wir gonna kik yoor ass." Festus slapped his minion on the back, who fell over. "Und ze valls, zey vill never be broken down again."

'T' coughed. "I think you broke my spine."

"You haz no spine, minion!" Festus glared at his 'fangirl' "You haz nozing special."

"Pft."

"So..." I mumbled. "What's the T stand for anyway?"

"Toys." T stated clearly. "They were taken, and I am on a mission to retrieving them."

That makes no sense, did Festus steal her toys?

WF4 and T were glaring at eachother, I think if they keep doing that they might get hypnotised or explode.
I hope explode. But only T, I like my fangirl, she's fun.

15:00
I´m hungry as a horse. I might go out and eat something while carefully avoiding any fangirls.

19:00
I fell asleep on the... Eh. Ground? How odd! I went home to eat and fell asleep on the ground. I don't even know how I ended up there?
I feel like a hobo. Hobo2J. How pretty.

19:02
Eh, three hours left until utter devastation... Am very worried right now.

19:05
Still worried.

19:08
Playing games with the lovely Christian who was able to free himself from the hole in the ceiling. I do wonder how? I hope he didn't do anything drastic like that time Kane drilled a hole in the Undertaker's wall because that would give easier access to the neighbours.

Haha, they didn't even have neighbours on that side. How dumb.

19:15
I feel like doing something drastic before I fight Festus' fangirl-army of doom. Maybe get a new hair-cut? I don't have a lot of hair, so it would be in my pants.
Better not to...

19:19
Called Punk, the master of change.

"Punk, I need a CHANGE!" I yelled.

"How?"

"In my appearance?"

"Perhaps you should get a face-transplant, it wouldn't hurt ya."

Hung up, what an a-hole.

19:27
Hmmmm... Maybe I should ask Marky Mark. He's smart. Just as smart as Ken, but not as loud.

19:30
"Marky Marky, tell me, what to do?" I asked the Undertaker over the phone.

"Can not talk, busy." Mark stated clearly. "Call me after the great battle of doom tonight."

So much for friends.

19:34
I KNOW! I'm getting a piercing! But where?

In my...

No. Out of the question. My nose is pretty enough as it is.

19:40
At piercingshop, looking at piercer shoving a needle through the tragus of... T???

19:48
"Hehe, I got a high pain tolerance." T said smirking.

She left the shop and I saw WF4 appear, she's now running after T. If my ears still work properly T just yelled "Don't hurt me, I am fragile!"
Huh?

20:00
No piercings for me. There ain't going to be someone pricking me. Not now, not ever. Heehee pricking.

20:08
Prick.

20:10
That is a word, right?

20:14
My fangirl army is standing outside, I think it's time for the big confrontation... I am scared. Not of dieing but of the fangirls. Especially Festus', who's not supposed to have fans.

20:19
At the battleground. Hoohoo. Both armies are glaring at eachother, but they haven't done anything yet. I wonder what will happen?
I saw WF4 and WF3971 appear with a giant radio. They appear to be ready for battle already.

21:00
Hey, it's Taker, Kane, Ken and Christian! I waved at them.
T saw me wave. The original T I think? She's frowning.

21:09
Holy goat on a bicycle, T attacked the Undertaker!
He chokeslammed her.
Festus appears to be confused, but I'm not sure, he doesn't have that many expressions... Hehe.

SERIOUSLY! What is the world coming?

21:16
Oh hey, T just stole Taker's Gameboy Advance and is now making her way to Festus... Hehe, I wonder what's going on?

21:20
WF4 just put in a cd.

21:24
"He took my toys!" T yelled at Festus. "Taker took my toys, but I got them back, so I am done here!"

Festus roared, I think he said something, but I doubt it. He reminds me of Khali.

"So I gotta go now, play Pokemon, okidoki?" T was waving the GBA in front of Festus' nose. "BYE!"

And she... Left.

Huh? Like I said, what is the world coming to?

Her army followed her, this makes no sense. Is the fangirl battle of doom off?

21:33
WF4 put on Death Metal. Haha. It's nice! I feel like headbanging, but refuse to. Last time I did it my head nearly came off.

21:39
Festus is headbanging. He's banging his head against a treetrunk. Am positive the tree will receive more damage than Festus himself.

22:00
Great, everyone is dancing. No signs of destruction whatsoever, just some people creating a moshpit and jumping like mad. Festus is standing around, Taker is crowdsurfing, Kane is setting Ken on fire and Christian...

Let's not go there.

22:10
T's army left the building. How boring. WF4 must be so disappointed. I should ask her.

22:14
Eh, she's gone too. How'd that happen?

22:18
She left a note, how cute is that?

'Have gone home, must write fanfic silly style, you're an inspiration to us all, Y2J. Love ya, but don't lose your head over it.
Greetings from WF4, still the biggest fangirl of them all.'

Awwww she left.
Bah, and I was hoping to get laid.

22:39
The battle has turned into a giant rave. Great...
I should join them. I wonder if there's beer?

22:46
Never mind, Stone Cold is here which means the beer is gone already.

04:06
Haha that was awesome... Am in bed with Christian, Kane and some dude I don't know. I think Kane just felt me up. I might get laid after all. Heehee.
NIGHT!


Over 3000 words again. I am proud. Yes I am. I hope you didn't mind the OC's who weren't OC's but real people... Haha. Will not do it again, I got my toys back anyway.
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