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AN- I'm really not sure about this one, but I'll post it anyways. Its not exactly funny, but more like...I'm really not sure what. I was watching Arthur (The kids cartoon.) when I wrote this. Such a bizarre contrast. THEY'RE ALL SO INNOCENT.
Prompt- Herpes and sympathies
"You know...It's really too bad," her voice was the sickly sweet of fake.
When Kairi says something like this, your first instinct should either be run, or what in the fucking hells is she talking about.
Riku's reaction was the latter. "What the hell?" he sounded confused, and irritated. He'd been busy angsting and watching the sunset. It was so like Kairi to disturb him.
"She seemed like such a nice girl...I guess you really never know a person," Kairi said this with a vaugely nostalgic tone that was all bitch.
"What are you talking about?" Riku asked, turning to Kairi who was perched on a branch in the paopo tree above him.
"Why, Alison* of course," Kairi gave him a wicked grin that was nine parts vindictive, one part almost pitying. Almost.
"What about Alison?" When Riku replied, he spoke slowly, as if Kairi was a strange, possibly dangerous species of red feathered bird you needed to keep calm, lest she attack you. And that was as good an analogy as any.
"Well...I know you slept with her..." Kairi said in a singsong voice, grin still firmly in place.
"And?" Riku asked, tone dry, looking for all the world like a pissed off cat.
"Well..." The redhead drew the word out, swinging her legs below her. "Let's just say you have all of her herpes and none of my sympathies!" Kairi chirped happily, jumping down from the tree, and ran for her life before what she had said registered in Riku's mind.
AN- *Not an OGC, just a name I used randomly for the person Riku slept with. FOR THE RECORD, I don't think Riku is straight. He belongs to/with Sora. He's just being straight-curious right now. (Opposite of bi-curious. XD) Review? I want to hear from you and improve my writing, since this is the first fic I've kept on my profile for so long. (I deleted all of them at some point.)
Whole text- You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
