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"Come on come on!"

Edward skipped ahead of us, waving the lollipop in circles until it almost flew off the stick. He jumped to a stop, holding it in place.

"Stay," he commanded it, sounding like a four year old. Then he grinned, nodding to us. "All in the clear!" He crawled up the building at super speed, turning to wave from the window I knew was Ching's.

It freaking had to be. Otherwise, well…

"Look, I'm like Spiderman!"

"Ohh!" Alice clapped her hands, following Edward. I ran up after them. I was so not going to be the last one there.

"If I don't get my freaking baby I'm going to scream," Bella informed us, writing on some random chart. I tried to peek at it, but she snarled at me. "My chart!"

She turned back to it, scribbling down something with her back towards me. She kept shooting me looks like she was psycho and thought that I was going to try to kill her. She kept mumbling 'my chart, my chart' over and over.

Whatever.

"I gotta be home fast," I said, sauntering like I do best as I walked towards a tree. I jumped up the branches, leaping from one to the other. "Rennie-may and I are watching a movie. Girls night thing, just the two of us."

"I know," Edward whisper-shouted, tugging off his black mask to reveal his face. "All you keep thinking is 'Rennie-may movie' and it's driving me insane."

Whatever.

"Come on come on!" Alice shrieked. Fine, I would do this. "Lyke, we gots ta go now or somebody'z gonna see us!"

"Do you see that happening Alice?" I asked curiously.

"Well naw, but that's what they say in movies all the time!"

Oh god. Why did I agree to this?

I fell into the room with an obnoxious crash.

"Clumsy Bella," I said to myself affectionately. Ever since I turned vampire, Emmett had stopped giving me affectionate pet names. It may not help that I growled and attacked him every time he did though…

But whatever, somebody had to do it now. And I was just the girl to do it!

"Hey, Ching! Are you in here?"

Nothing. I heard a heartbeat speed up, and I jumped up to race to where it was at. A girl – CHING! – was sitting in her bed, her blankets pulled up to her chin. I grinned.

"We're taking you home," I told her, whipping the blankets off of her. "Come on! We're rich and we're powerful. We can even teach you English!"

She looked at me, then at everybody else gathered around her bed. She looked almost… mad?

"I can speak perfect English, you dimwit. My name is Jane, not Ching, and I like it here. I have a boyfriend, his name is Benjamin. He's sixteen. So if you don't mind, get out of my freaking room before I alert the authorities."

"Hahaha!" Edward laughed sarcastically. He pointed the lollipop at her slowly, his smile fading into a glare as he spoke really softly. He sounded psychotic and his voice reminded me of something dragging on gravel. "Come with us."

"Psh, as if. Honestly. You're Bella Cullen, right? You failed the freaking mentality test! How stupid do you really have to be for that? Don't think we don't know what goes on around here. Now, out of my room! I need my beauty rest. In only twelve hours I'm meeting Benjamin for our six month anniversary and if I miss it because of you…"

HA! She was just … what was the term? Frontin'?

"Dun be frontin'," I told her.

"What?" She scratched her hair, yawning.

"Just because you're not hip with the times doesn't mean that you have to act like I'm stupid," I snapped at her. "Sorry future child, that won't happen again. Just say it with me. You can do it. Front-en."

There was a really long and dramatic pause.

"No."

"Grab her stuff!" I commanded Rosalie. She rolled her eyes, but did as I said. That's right…

"Edward, get her!"

She was making a run for the door, throwing annoyed glances at us over her back as she whipped it open.

"But she's so fast!" Edward whined. Oh please, she hadn't even reached the hall. I looked over at Edward.

"Then stop running in slow motion!"

"Fine," he said after a second. He grabbed her by the shoulders, yanking her back in the room. He clamped a hand over her mouth, silencing her scream that she was about to let out.

"Whoo!"

With Ching kicking and screaming, we jumped out of the window. I high fived everybody appropriately while we strapped her in the car.

"We win!"

We all stuck our tongue out at the big dreary building, singing songs as we rode into the sunrise.

-cue beautiful wonderful music with rainbow unicorns and lollipops singing. oh, and that baby sun from tellitubies-


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