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Summary: A collection of crack drabbles based on the "What would Dean say if…" thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
Enjoy!
11: Blind Date
WWDSI Sam offered to fix him up on a blind date?
Dean: I think you should set yourself up on a blind date. I mean come on - how many girls have you actually slept with? I count Jessica and Maddison... come on, name at least three more and I might actually go on that date.
Sam: Just because I'm not some man slut on my way to becoming an incubbus doesn't mean I need a date... just go, you might actually like someone for their personality for once.
Dean: Hey! I resent that! You just implied that I'm shallow.
Sam: That was meant more as an accusation that an implication...
Dean: Well, I'm definately not going now.
Sam: Aww please... you can't stand her up.
Dean: Well if she was actually a blind date, she wouldn't know she'd been stood up 'cause her date could be a mute date... but no... I bet you picked some poor girl with twenty twenty vision.
Sam: Does it matter? Just go.
Dean: No and that's my final answer!
