AN: Hey all! Thank you to I'm awesome and y'all know it for reviewing! (Did you like the troll chapter?) Anyway, here's chapter eleven!
a/n: HAM EVRY1 ITZ BEEN 4EVAR!1 That's okay, I didn't miss you… my mom trid to make me wear a drezz n i had a tanttrum Oooooh, the Horror! A dress! n brok da computer n slit muh ritz. but no we got a new one lolz? 1) You actually BROKE the computer because you had to wear a dress? 2) Why the question mark? neway TONX FOR DA REVEWS WHILE I WAZ GONE, FUKK ALL U PREPS WHO HATE MI STORI! I SWERE ILL GET SATAN TO KILL U IN UR SLEEP I doubt you'd be able to do that… U FUKKING POZERS! 666 XXX MCR STILL ROX!11 And that's still random… XXX
CHAPTER 11
The next day I was walking 2 Hot Tonic wif Edward. When suddenly out of nowhere Hamez appered out of da blue. Yes, that happens when he appears out of nowhere…
"Hi," we said gothically. How's that possible? But he looked very angery for some raisin. I HATE RAISINS! :P "Would you mind if I killed you," he storted to sing from dat song by Withen Temptortion. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! DON'T BRING WITHIN TEMPTATION INTO THIS MESS! Seriously, they're pretty good, don't deserve this. And they're Dutch, (as am I :D) so that pretty much makes them good in my book "OMG STOP!111" Edward screamed jumping in front of me. Why? I was so confuzed becuz I did nut know what was going on. Neither do I. Care to explain? Then I realized Hamez was trying to kill us. What, is his singing so terrible?
"Why would u do such a thing you- you sick dirtbag!" Worst insult ever. Seriously, that all you could come up with? I cried wearing a long black satan skirt wif black leather boots and a ripped fishnet ponchu over a black velvet bra with red skullz. I DON'T FRIGGIN' CARE! Stop it! Mi makup was ruining down my pale pale face. Why did you write "pale" twice? BECUZ I WAS WEEPIGN. Naw!
"Now that Bellar is dead I don't ned your help." Hamez said as he also sobbed. Why on earth would HE be crying? "I don't want 2 do this but I have to. I'm afroid that . . . . . . . . . . . ."
"I DARE U TO FINNISH THAT SENTENCE." I'd take the challenge… Edmond muttered at the top of his lungz. How can he do that? You can scream at the top of your lungs, or you can mutter something under your breath, but this… No He turned into a bat He can run. If he'd stay human(or at least as human as possible…) he would actually be able to DO anything and flew at Hamez but Victor Who's that and where did he come from? leaped in front of him.
"Who are you?" we all screamed exempt Hamez becuz she was his gf. So his GIRLfriend's name is Victor? How's that work? She had jumped out of da trees. Then we decided 2 make up because we had no reason to fight Suuuure… You do remember he wanted to kill you, right? (A/N maybe later u will find out what hamez was goona say be4 lolol.) I can guess. Probably something along the lines of "I'm gonna have to kill you", or something like that
Vikroya Now who the Hell's that supposed to be? was wearing a realli sexah outfit And you decided to tell me that… Why exactly? and Edward saw me looking at her and got realli jealouuz. Why? About nine chapters ago he discovered she "wasn't lezz" or something… He storted 2 make out wif Hamez to get bakk at me. "Oh no WHAT HAVE U DONE, OMG YOU FREAKING ARSE." He's making out with your boyfriend. Are you blind or just stupid? Vikky shooted at my busband. There's that busband again. Who IS that? "You just entered da pakt with Hamez." What? That was when we found out dat whenever someone kissez Hamez they get binded to him for da rest of eternity. *Screams for five uninterrupted minutes and bangs head into wall repeatedly* "WTF that's so random." Why is that random? I laffed satanically. Can I learn how to do that? Edward looked realli scarered but I just said "It's okay, I like bi guyz so you can be with him too." Seriously? That's the only reason you can think of? God, you're shallow. But then, why am I surprised?
Vikky disappered becuz she was mad that Edward stole her boyfreend. What? Where did that come from? Then me, Edward and Hamez had to preform a special marriage cermoney for the 3 of us to all be together. Why for the THREE of you? I thought only Eddy was "bound" to "Hamez"? We all wore lots of black. WHY did you tell me that? "That is all." said Hamez looking at me flirty. "Now we have 2 seal the pact by dranking sum blood." EDDY DOESN'T DO THAT! Come ON, Twila
We all had an orgay nd went out to hunt. Okay, don't lose your temper. Count to ten, slowly… Okay, I'm good We found a whorewolf A WHAT? und were about 2 kill it when I relized it was Jakob. He changed back into a person and I gasped. Why do you keep flirting with other guys when you're so happy with Eddy? His long blak hair had purple and silver streakz in it, his skin was ten shads lighter, and he was wering an Alezana tshirt wif tight blak pantz. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! MY EYES! OH GOD NO! SOMEONE OBLIVIATE ME! Dear GOD, that sounds positively HORRID
"Omg Jake, um." I said shy and sexy. "Hi u look realli good?"
"Thanx i got a new style" he said and looked at all of us. "Since you killed my dad I got real hordcore. Hey guyz can I join ur pakt." EXCUSE ME? They KILLED your dad, and you want to JOIN them? Come ON!
We had a sekret goffic huddle nd thout about it but they got angry and said no. Jakob storted to cry becuz we had killed his dad Yes, exactly! Why would he WANT to join you? and now we owed him. But Vikatora When did she come back? rolled her eyez, "Yea thatz karma" she pissed. She pissed? Er… Okay?
But then he turned back in2 a wolf and tried to attack us. I turned into a bat and flew out of tha way but Hamez waz too slow. Oh, PLEASE I screamed suicidally as Jakabob Who the HELL is that? Jakabob. Sounds funny… was about to tear apart Hamz Yes! Kill him! who suddenly shooted "IF I DIE THEN U ALL DIE, REMEMBER DA PAKT WE ARE TOGETHER 4 EVER." We were all horrorfied at dis. Yes! GO JAKABOB!
So we had to save him but we got all cut up but Edward said "Its okay Twi, you look exy with blood on you." I think I might puke So we ran away and Jake got lost in the woods. I thought you'd kill him?
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AN: You know, when I started this chapter it was just over two pages. Now it's nearly three. That's BAD, Twila. My comments would fill almost an entire page. Second to last chapter! Only one to go now! See ya later!
