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It has been a long wait. And now it is finally here... How Did You Die 11!
School has made it take too much time, with all the homework, drama, and random tests.
I would like to thank Jay nice and Queen for this chapter.
-Falconface
HOW DID YOU DIE?
By: Falconface 10
Welcome back to How Did You Die? It's time to interview evil and not so evil, IT IS TIME FOR HAWKFROST AND WILLOWPELT!
Hawkfrost:
Lets just say Hawkfrost is a spoiled brat and Tigerstar lets him have everything.
" BUT DAD!" cried Hawkfrost.
" No buts, you can't have a unicorn." Meowed Tigerstar. Hawkfrost gave him the puppy eyes. "NOOOOO! Not the puppy eyes!" Screeched Tigerstar. Then he gave up and gave Hawkfrost a unicorn.
" I want another unicorn and a rainbow." When Tigerstar said no Hawkfrost kicked him until he got what he wanted. Then he happily took his stuff to his den. Don't ask me how to get a rainbow or the unicorns will be very angry.
I went over to the door of Hawkfrost's den and knocked. "Whats the password?" Answered a muffled voice.
"Hawkfrost is awesome." I answered.
He opened the door. " How did you know?" He meowed.
" That is not important now how did you die?" I asked.
" Well of course but first I want something in return." Then a pink basket ball came sailing over head and smacked into Hawkfrost, sending him slamming into a brick wall. "Payment payed." He gasped. "Daddy said it was my destiny to rule the forest but he lied! I was so close! It had taken so long before I finally got to kill some cat. But in the time of my evil rain I didn't get a chance to kill any-cat. Now my life is ruined."
"HEY! That is my line!" declared Lionheart. Then he saw Tigerstar. " EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!" Screeched Lionheart. "HE IS GOING TO KILL ME!" He ran away.
"My life is ruined!" continued Hawkfrost. " My brother turned on me after I turned on him, it isn't fair! My own brother killed me when I wanted to kill him. Daddy I want a coconut!" A coconut came sailing overhead, smacking Hawkfrost in the head. "Daddy I want to go to the hospital."
Willowpelt:
Willowpelt is... well you'll find out what Willowpelt is.
She was sitting on a rock with a blank expression on her face. As I approached, her head slowly turned. Actually when she turned her head, the first two words that came to mind were creepy and eerie.
I walked in a large ark around Willowpelt, but her glazed over eyes followed me every step. " Um. Willowpelt" I asked warily. "how did you die?"
Suddenly she jumped to her paws, ears pricked. Now she went from freaky kitty to kitty on steroids. "Well. I all started in a land, I don't now what land but it was a land. Speaking of did you know Scourge was like, an apprentice and his real name is Tiny. I mean his name totally suits him. He is such a puny leader."
"Hey!" exclaimed Scourge. "I don't make fun of you. Flamingos."
Then he ran away screaming, "I LOST THE GAME!"
"Fish smell fishy and so do RiverClan." Willowpelt rambled on. "I want to go to the moon and eat peanuts. Did you realize the new lake home the clans settled in is like too perfect. I mean what are the chances of there being a pine forest, moor, rivers, and forest all around the same lake? I say Its impossible but does Erin Hunter care what I say? No! In fact" Willowpelt leaned in close. "I hear Erin Hunter likes dogs!"
All the ten dozen StarClan warriors around me gasped. I just rolled my eyes. "Willowpelt your getting off subject."
"Oh right. Anyway I was on patrol with Firestar. Who by was acting weird, I mean nothing out of the normal but still. Hey, did you realize that when Graystripe was captured, he became a kitty-pet. I mean that means both Firestar and Graystripe and kitty-pets! Where was I? Oh yeah! I was on patrol with Firestar. We went to snake rocks after following a badger scent trail. Speaking of did you hear the tale of how stupid LoinClan make it full of snakes. Sure there is no more giant snake but still, now there are a lot. And the snake promise was broken, cause I studied those snake and some of them are longer than my tail. Enough with LoinClan, did you read the tale of how TigerClan got there stripes? Well if you were banished to the shadows, I think your whole pelt would be black not just the odd stripe."
Willowpelt stopped to take a breather then continued the longest story ever. "Where was I? Oh ya! As we split up to look for the harry beast. Firestar smelled something and yelled but you know what? He was to late. Why is Firestar the one how does brave things and never gets hurt. Well what a bad role model he was! Cause when I tried being a hero, I died! So ya. I pushed the clumsy apprentice out of the way and instead. Well I died. Actually now I get to see Bluestar again! Did you realize all the leaders only go through a few deputies, maybe only has one. But no, Bluestar went through a lot! I was looking through the warriors field guide and some leaders had one or two deputies maybe even three. Then I got to Bluestar's name and it looked like this: Red tail, Loin heart, Tiger claw (later Tigerstar), Fire heart (later Firestar). I mean that's like... 1, 2, 3, FOUR deputies, like wow."
I could go on about what else Willowpelt was saying but everybody would be asleep. So I'll just skip to the end. In conclusion to this story, Willowpelt is distracted. P.S. Scourge wants me to tell you... "HE CHEATED!"
