Series: Modelverse (NJR)
Character(s): Winner Kid, Verditer Rowen
Genre: Character interaction, humor
Notes: Yes, that's really the characters' names XD;. Set after the Gorhecks Fanbook Ex, which involves two buddies sneaking a Panzer and a Gorhecks against a Spiner's Jamming Blade. The Gorhecks has to self-destruct to stop the Spiner, and there's no explanation of how they get back to base...inside just the Zero's head, one presumes, and during a very cold winter. Thus, slightly-cracky double drabble.
(Translation of the fanbook here, remove spaces: creativeinsanity . net / zoids / bswiki / index . php / Fanbook_Ex_03:_Gorhecks )
The Panzer was still offline, and it was undeniably cold. Banding together for warmth had been entirely logical, but Winner wanted it to be a bit more comfortable. He shifted, tried not to lean on Verditer or the snow-soaked coats they'd wedged in the seam where Liger face met cheek.
Two uptight guys in one Zoid's head was no good.
"You know how people trapped like this ends," he said, then worried as seconds went by and Verditer didn't raise to the bait. Losing body heat and humor, that wasn't good.
So he tried something more blunt. More annoying. He reached over, hooked the earpiece of Verditer's glasses, and quickly eased them off his head. "It'll be funnier if they find us frozen naked."
"Give those back, or I'll make you walk home."
"I outrank you, that's got to be some kind of insubordination. And it's my Zoid's head." Winner relaxed, glad to hear his friend talking and breathing properly again. He didn't return the glasses, instead dangling them just out of reach in the cramped knees-folded world of the Zero's face. Verditer twisted round, squinted:
"When we turn to cannibalism, how would you like to be cooked?"
